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2014

26

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne on a Nudist Lesbian Vacation of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne are on a lesbian vacation in somewhere tropical..and they are posting pics of themselves topless and naked…because they love the attention they are getting being “lesbian”…even if they aren’t actually in a relationship and just doing it for attention…and even if they are actual lesbians…or even just bisexual girls partying and having fun…eating each other’s asses…neither are hot enough for you to care about…even if one of them is an It Girl and they other is a big lesbian movie star…but I’ll post it anyway…because I like the industrial self contained breathing apparatus Cara has for going down deep in that hispanic mud…

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2014

26

Feb

Nicola Peltz is a Girl I want to K-Fed of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple…

She is a billionaire…or at least an Heir to billions and she probably is not down to earth, awesome, or fun, but rather a bratty little princess…because that’s how new money works…

She’s been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…and now she’s turned to instagram to cry for attention…you see you can have all the money in the world…but you can’t buy admiration of your peers…you have to get naked for that…

I like her…

Thanks to MadamMeow for finding me a good girl to K-Fed…

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2014

26

Feb

Aline Weber’s Nipples for Numero of the Day

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Aline Weber is a traditional looking model ,tall and skinny and scary if you were to see her in public and you only went up to her tit…unless you were me…who loves tall and scary monster women…as long as the photograph well, have an agency so my friends don’t think I am gay, like “no dudes, she’s not a dude, she’s a signed model, and gets paid to look good, the world says she’s hot so she is hot, even if she’s got no hips and is capable of wrestling me and winning”….but more importantly, cuz she’s willing to show their tits in pictures…

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2014

26

Feb

Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Tit Filled Lesbian Pant Suit of the Day

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If Hilary Clinton wore her lesbian pant suit like this, she would probably have more support, I mean that is if Hilary Clinton doesn’t have a penis…

That said, it’s nice to see Stacy Keibler, post bearding for homosexual, tranny loving, George Clooney, has been keeping busy by attending important events likes she matters…with a top…that makes me think she matters…cuz I can see a lot of tit….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Feb

Buried Alive Baby of the Day

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This video is a what the fuck is going on situation I had to share….because what the fuck is going on….there’s a baby buried, we call that a 10 minutes too late term abortion, and it’s still alive…and someone was there to video it…totally confusing…

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like a one horse power chainsaw…literally

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Feb

Alyssa Miller Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Alyssa Miller is the prostitute who I guess moved to New York thinking winning at modelling would be easy…so she fucked the staff at Sports Illustrated, because when there is a will, there is a way, and that way is usually via the vagina…once that fast was complete…she moved onto Jake Gyllenhaal, who may not be gay, but is a whiney little pussy who might as well has a pussy, that or he just likes things being shoved in his ass…you know out with the Sports Illustrated old and in with the Hollywood new…her life of whoring is like a game of chess..

ANyway, they broke up, Gylenhaal probably cheated on her with men…now they are back together because she probably begged him saying “you can do what you want, fuck who you want, we can sleep in separate beds, but I need you…or at least to be associated with you, here I’ll give you 20 percent of my earnings”…

Here she is in a lingerie campaign…and she sucks…

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2014

26

Feb

Kate Upton Fat in CR of the Day

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Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed…

I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…

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2014

26

Feb

Beyonce’s New Ass Video of the Day

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Yesterday…the world was blessed with Beyonce’s Ass…at least according to Beyonce…who in her pyscho mind thinks she was sent here from heaven to bless the world…and I didn’t watch the shit…I don’t really feel like being blessed with shit this early in the morning…

I guess it’s nice to see as a mom at 40 she keeps trying to keep her husband into her tired twat…who cares

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2014

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People ask me why I sleep all day…and why I am depressed…the answer is simple…even the fattest most disgusting of girls on tinder don’t swipe to the right on me…if only they knew I have sex with models and porn stars…

Here are some stepLINKS

Camera Error on BBC News
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A Bunch of Bikini Wedgie Pics
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Paul Deen Mounting a Dude Like a Pig at the Fair
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Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer
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Webcam Dance!
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KKK K-Mart Sign…
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You May Want to Have Sex With Allie Gonino
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Girls Be Naked and Naked…And…I love Free Cam Girls…
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If Disney Characters Met on Tinder
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50 Movie Spoilers of 2013
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2014

26

Feb

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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Her name is Kenzie and her story seems pretty amazing…even if her story doesn’t really matter…because you are like me and we like pictures and videos…and words are just a distraction from those two things…you’re not even reading this are you…don’t worry I am not even writing this…it’s 4 in the morning and I am not really sure if this is actually happening…but I am sure that Kenzie is 18…she’s got a fuckin awesome body…like a lot of 18 year olds who haven’t fallen into the fast food, genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup filled bullshit that makes them all obese…you know all tight and more importantly…a total fucking exhibitionist…which as voyeur….is all I really need out of a babe!

If you don’t believe me, just look at her pics…she’s naked and perfect…

TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE
CLICK HERE

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