DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2013

27

Dec

Rihanna Barbados Bikini and Twerking of the Day

Rihanna posted some pics of her on her vacation, which I guess isn’t really her vacation, since it is her 22 million dollar home, but she’s not working, but rather filming girls twerk and running around in a bikini, which I guess is what you do in the Caribbean…all these white girls are just posers trying to live this life that Rihanna already lives…cuz she was born into it…and I like her hard nipples..not because nipples feed babies but because I like sucking them…deep fucking insight today…right.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

27

Dec

Xenia Deli in Some Boring Half Naked Catlog Pics of the Day

No Comments »

Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic…

I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

27

Dec

Cara Delevingne Bikini in Barbados of the Day

No Comments »

Cara Delevingne is a model I don’t understand…

These things happen every so often, the fashion industry decides that a specific girl is an “It” girl because she’s got an interesting look, even if that look is wonky, untraditional, that of a girl you probably wouldn’t notice if you saw her on the street, that maybe she makes up for in party girl, cocaine fuelled attitude…and I don’t get it, but she was in a bikini, in a Villa that cost over 10,000 dollars a night, so she’s doing something better than me, proving that I am not an authority on anything that works or that makes money at all…all I see is an average girl, who isn’t fat…and really not sexy at all…but what do I know – I just look at pictures of girls all day for the last 10 years…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE and HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2013

27

Dec

Cindy Crawford in a Hot Shoot for V Magazine of the Day

No Comments »

Cindy Crawford is a hot bitch…even into there 50s…because genetics…combined with fitness…combined with diet…combined with plastic surgery has helped her maintain all that really matters to her in terms of her career…and that’s her physical appearance…

For the record, I am the first person to say that models are smart, I defend them all them time when people try to play off that they are vapid cunts, and my rebuttal is pretty basic…they are smart enough to make themselves look good….because looking good pays the fucking bills..

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2013

27

Dec

Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

No Comments »

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her…

And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Stephanie Seymour is in St Barts…and she is in a bikini….and these are the pics…

She made be old as fuck now, but when she was 16 she destroyed the marriage of a dude who ran the modelling agency she was part of…that little 16 year old harlot all wives fear coming into ruin their marriages…which was more interesting than when she dated Axl Rose…and they beat the shit out of each other cuz she was unfaithful…even though he asked her not to cry in the cold November rain…

Now she’s just married to some dude who owns paper mills, magazines and a lot of art…and I guess a house in St Barts where she parades her unloyal old model ass….and it could be worse…she could be 250 pounds.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2013

27

Dec

Pedo Beatdown of the Day

No Comments »

Pedo Beatdown…this is some video that went viral enough yesterday featuring a group of guys who lured in some pervert to fuck…only to beat him up when he showed up because being a pedo is wrong…not that fucking a 13 year old really makes you a peso…I think pedo requires little boys…but whatever…I’m not into this kind of bait and switching shit, even if pedophiles are natures’ worst…and the internet gave them a place to prosper…trapping people like this is kinda psychotic…if it’s even real, which I am going to assume it isn’t based on the fact you never see dudes face…seems fake as shit…but I’ll post it anyway…to remind you all to never meet anyone from the internet…ever

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Dec

Rosie Jones Page 3 Titties of the Day

No Comments »

Show NSFW Content

Here is Glam model Rosie Jones in some archive titty pics that they probably shot a year ago and put in some folder on the desktop in the production department of the UK SUN, where they release three titty pics every day…only to be slotted as December 27…so this may or may not be what Rosie Jones looks like today, not that it matters since no one knows who Rosie Jones is, but they say its her, and here are her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

27

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s George Condo Birkin of the Day

No Comments »

I am only posting this because how ridiculous the story is, and what is even more ridiculous how much people care…this is Kim Kardashian’s Christmas gift from Kanye…who fucking cares…but I like erotic nude paintings…and this is erotic..I think…probably not to her because no black guy is peeing on her…but to the rest of us…there’s a nipple!!

The story is that Kim Kardashian, who probably already has a hundred Hermes Birkins, which can be 50,000 dollar purses if you get the right one, got a jacked up purse from Kanye, featuring work from an artist he’s into named George Condo, because Kanye is constantly trying to submerse himself in art and culture, to act like he knows whats up…and that artists art is probably work serious money…

Now the question isn’t why would anyone want their expensive purse modified by an artist who probably makes the purse worth more, he was huge in street art in the 80s, the question is why walk around with it, when his art on the purse seems to be something he ejaculated out of his ass…

He’s already established and doesn’t need to pretend he’s good or talented, the art scene has bought his lie, and people like Kanye are throwing money at him to do shit like this so whatever…

It’s safe to say Kim is only wearing the purse to get people talking…because that’s what fame whores do.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER WALKING WITH HER PURSE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes..

Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Keri Russell Relationship Status for her Virgin Loser Fans…
GO

The Worst Movies of 2013
GO

Beyonce Tried to Edit the Internet
GO

J.Woww is Making a Baby
GO

15 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos
GO

Cute Girls….
GO

Paris Hilton Charges 350k an Hour to DJ
GO

Festive Florida Firing Range…
GO

Christmas Present Fails…
GO

THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWING MY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS