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2013

28

Oct

Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day

Lisalla Montenegro, I love you…

She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina…

Here she is for Equire winning my heart.

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2013

28

Oct

Clara Alonso is Some Model I Think I Love of the Day

Clara Alonso is some model I’ve never heard of but I think I love because she’s got 4 arms in one of the pictures and even if it’s doctored and lies, that excites me…not because I am thinking of all the hand jobs she can give in one sitting…but extra appendages is my fetish, even when shot for some fashion bullshit…

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2013

28

Oct

Lais Ribeiro in her Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian model who like other Brazilian models gets into her lingerie…these are some boring lingerie catalog shots, but I feel compelled to post them, because a day is not worth living, unless I stare at lingerie presented in some of the most boring, uninteresting ways, I mean like on any girl I have sex with, because they are usually only 8s when I am too drunk to know better, and 2s sometimes 0.5s when I wake up…

Either way, here are the pics.

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2013

28

Oct

Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are Naked for Fashion of the Day

Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are a couple of models who really grasp the importance of getting naked to get ahead as a fashion model, I mean it is done tastefully, so what is the big deal in being topless, right? There is none, but before these girls were models, and even now, they are probably still all uptight about getting topless in sexts and shit because that’s slutty, but once behind some hipster photographer creeper getting them half naked, it’s art and it’s gonna take em places, places that are further and further away from my bed, because the more famous a model gets, the less they fuck me…that’s a fact.

Posted in:Martha Hunt|NSFW|Samantha Gradoville

2013

28

Oct

How To Kill a Pumpkin of the Day

I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my dick sucked last night, I just don’t know when or where or by who….or is it by whom?….grammar.

Here are some morning links even though it’s lunch time…

Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Looks Better than Ever According to Kim Kardashian’s PR People
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Please Don’t Dress Like This for Halloween
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20 Lesbian Movies Everyone Should See
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The World’s Largest Moustache
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Scary Vintage Halloween Costumes
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Cow Steals a Cigarette
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Tara Reid’s Half Naked Body Turns Me On…
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Pranking His Mom Video…
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Ain’t No Woman Like the One Getting Naked on Cam for Free
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2013

27

Oct

White Girl Twerk of the Day

I like that white girls who twerk are called Snow Flakes…because no two snow flakes are the same…

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Oct

Miley Cyrus SNL Nip Slip GIF of the Day

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2013

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into your weekend with those words of wisdom…you may have a better chance showering with girls you’ve never met….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls with Squishy Boobs
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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This is the Craziest Picture of the Day
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Maria Menounos Big Booty in a Dress…
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Bad Grandpa Visits a Tantric Sex Class and It is Probably Funnier than the Movie – Amazing
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Maria Sharapova in a See Through
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Nicole Richie Lookin’ Old With Rockin’ Tits…
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Ana Braga Nipple
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Shannon Pulling Off her Censored Top
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Mariah Carey Hotness
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Drunken States of America
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Sheep Could Use a Throat Lozenge
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Eliza Sys Hot Tits for S Magazine
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Sweaty Boots….
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Hilary Duff Doing the Mom
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13 Celebs and Their Youngerselves
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These are the Hottest Pics of Gaga
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Katherine McPhee Ass in Tight Dress
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What The Fuck? Mercedes Javid’s Sloppy Tits. She Obviously Loves Being Humiliated…
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10 Facts About the Simpsons
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Ali Larter Pokies
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Fat Sydney Leathers is the New Bree Olsen
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The Best Way to Try on Clothes
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Demi Lovato is Shitty in Glamour
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Drive Thru Seduction
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Bitches in NUTS
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A Whole Bunch of Car Selfies
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Which Pig Would You Rather Fuck?
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Frida Gustavsson Scary
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Crazy Stir Fry
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Kids in Amazing Costumes
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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Won’t Stop
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Adriana Abenia is Amazing in GQ
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Yoga Pants
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The First Porno Cartoon Ever Made
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Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness Gear
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Tori Praver is Hot as Fuck
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Morgan Freeman Reading What Does a Fox Say
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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17 Shitty Pumpkin Carvings
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7 Real Life Monsters
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Tennis Tits….
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Dolphin Man…..
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Live NAKED Babes…1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Cute Girl Surprises You..
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Daisy Caught Having Sex in the Grass
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle…
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Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Three LEsbians on a Boat
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Housewife Strips for her Husband…
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

25

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Cry For Attention Continues of the Day

This is what serious desperation looks like…

She’s trying so hard…but no one cares…even when she pulls out her tits and acts theatrical it gets ignored…and records aren’t sold…because she’s gone too far into fake obscure for anything she does to be shocking or interesting, other than maybe suicide…which we’d all appreciate, endorse and support…

She’s the worst…and her body is keeping’ is also the worst…

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