I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid…

PS you can see her nipples…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

03

Sep

Some UK Slag Kimberly Garner Thong Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2013

03

Sep

Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

The only thing less attractive than seeing a mom in her bikini, is seeing a grandmother in her bikini, not that I wouldn’t want to fuck a mom and a grandmother and a daughter in their bikinis all at the same time, but individually, they aren’t that impressive, even when they are Jessica Alba, in her bullshit fake marriage that she used her uterus to trap and make happen, leading a a miserable husband who she probably lets fuck other girls, because the tightness in her vagina disappeared with child birth, and because they are from LA and no one in LA is monogamous…not even with Jessica Alba because there are hundreds of girls in LA way better looking, who are younger and down to fuck knowing you’re Alba’s husband…it’s just the way it is….but I’l still look at her in a bikini and not hate her for being half naked, but rather hate her for being so fucking boring…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t stepfather her kids, cuz I totally would..but it is to say that she’s not spreading her asshole…which is what makes it fun…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

03

Sep

Gisele Bundchen Singing the Kinks for her H&M Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some of that money on learning how to pronounce “TH”…or maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes immigrant accents because it gives you hope that she’ll fuck you for citizenship…ultimately…who cares.

===============

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

03

Sep

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

Miley is so unoriginal – my pug’s been doing that face for the last 5 years…and pugs before him have been doing that face for the last 300 hundred years…but I guess that’s typical behavior from some vapid, spoiled, Disney cunt who is trying to re-invent her spoiled self from the comfort of her own home she never leaves because the paparazzi will eat her up and when she does leave her house she dresses as silly as possible, with no bra, because she never wears a bra and that all helps this plastic bullshit hip hip image she’s trying to create for herself, even though we all know Miley isn’t hard, and the only thing hard about her is how many naps she can take a day, or how rude she can be to her Mexican house staff for not ironing her shirts fast enough…

The whole thing is silly but she turns me on in a very weird way…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER HARD NIPPLES
CLICK HERE

TO SEE PICS OF HER SMOKING IN SHORT SHORTS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

03

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Got Back of the Day

I guess the Once you Go Black You Never Go Back theory doesn’t apply to Aubrey O’Day…

I wonder if losing the weight and going from fat dumpy white girl white guys were disgusted to stick their dick inside because her ass made their dicks look so small to fit enough from the right angle thanks to the way her implants slim her out..and a few sit ups can change everything….

Here she is in a bikini, and luckily even that shit doesn’t make her matter.

[galler}

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes the text messages you receive are inspiring…

For those of you who don’t know what MTL is, it’s Montreal, Which is where i live…and that’s a hot ass in underwear telling me it is going to be in montreal…

I can’t believe I have to walk your retard ass through this….

Here’s some morning links…after a long weekend and a horrible hangover….

Hot Girls Taking Selfies
GO

Beyonce in Ridiculous Heels on a Yacht
GO

Kristen Stewart Has a Scent
GO

Heidi Montag Popping Out of a CAke for Spencer Pratt
GO

Awkward Moments You Know Too Well
GO

Awkward Game Show
GO

Baby Learns How to Whistle
GO

Miley Cyrus on the VMAs Performance
GO

Honest Make-Up Tutorial
GO

Scarlett Johannson in Venice
GO

So Many Girls on Webcam Putting in Work to Make You Cum….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Sep

Toya Z is DSFcams Girl of the Day

TOYAZ is some amazing Asian cam girl who I just watched SPREAD HER VAGINA LIKE A LADY …because spreading a vagina like a dude…is pretty fucking horrible…

I haven’t had sex with nearly enough Asian girls in my life, they are the little robots I want to have computer program my face with their vaginas, all speaking Binary code to me….but luckily thanks to the webcam world…I can have sex with her without ever meeting her…and her huge tits…tits too big to be Asian, but I’m not questioning, because I appreciate them and the hormones in the foods, nuclear waste in the Asian water that made them…my kind of superheroes….


TO SEE MORE OF THIS BABE ALL HARDCORE VISIT STEPSMUT

TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about weddings other than getting invited to them, because I am a bit of a liability, is treating open bar like a personal challenge to see if I can drink them dry, but I don’t mind all the horny single girls jealous of their married friend finding love, all jacked up with Wedding Fever, that never ends with me getting anyone pregnant, but I sure as hell try to convince to let me get pregnant, because sometimes a stepfather craves being a real father, or at least craves the process of becoming a real father…if you know what I mean…cummin on this inside..

My least favorite thing about weddings is learning how gay recruiting a male pornstar is…

Here are some links…

Big Hug Fat Titties
GO

Cher in Lingerie – Showing You that at 100 She Doesn’t Need Photoshop
GO

Dude Tries to Kidnap a K-Pop Star when She’s on stage
GO

I still like the screenshots of Miley at the VMAs
GO

I am Glad I am not on the 20 Websites You’ll Never Visit Again
GO

Dakota Johnson is Gonna Get Fucked Hard in a Movie
GO

Cory Monteith Pre-Death
GO

30 Year old Food Parcel – Gross
GO

Heidi Montag –
GO

Insane Russian Videos…
GO

MMMMMM Cheese.
GO

The Deodorant Challenge
GO

A Couple Half Naked Babes
GO

Beggar Grows Legs
GO

Some Masked Bitch Naked…
GO

Jennifer Connelly Topless from a Long Long Time Ago
GO

Let Me See Your Anorexic Tits
GO

The Chinese Sex Doll Factory
GO

How to Transport a Piano
GO

Street Show Performer
GO

Lady Gaga See Through Outfit Recap
GO

Race Track Rage
GO

The Hottest in Salma Hayek Pics
GO

Shay Maria Dancing in a Bikini
GO

Some Nude Yoga
GO

Webcam Girls Make The Internet Worth Using….
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

DSFCams is the Future
GO

Porn Newbie Cums Fast – LOLZ – HARDCORE WARNING….
GO

Nerdy Girl Fists Herself…She’s So Smart
GO

Snot Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
GO

Cam Girl Abusing Her Ass
GO

Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
GO

All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
GO

================

TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Sep

Ireland Baldwin’s Post-Fuck Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is such a rebellious teen…all 17 and posting pics of her posing like she just had shitty teen sex because even with all the porn these kids are exposed to…they still don’t know how to fuck…but they sure like letting people know they fuck because it makes them feel so mature…I blame being yelled at by her daddy and humiliated at a young age, or maybe it’s the hormones in the food, but then again, I was fucking at 17, and it’s not a big deal, but it’s fun to pretend it is, because that’s what the internet wants us to do…at least why else would Ireland Baldwin be posting shit like this, it’s just as easy to not post her “personal pics”…and next time, maybe she should post a pic before the orgasms…you know when it’s actually less of a post sex loving cuddle and more of a dirty ditch pig getting railed…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin