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2013

29

Aug

Ginta Lapina for La Senza of the Day

Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….

She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked for underwear companies owned by evil Victoria’s Secret, because it is good for her self esteem and self worth, but more importantly to her rich husband’s ego, if she’s still a working model…I mean not millionaire wants to fuck with an ex model, its bad for social events. Arm candy trophy wives must be signed by an agency.

Posted in:Ginta Lapina

2013

29

Aug

Shailene Woodley in Some High Waisted Underwear of the Day

If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because of her high waisted panties.

I get the whole hipster, fashionista, not necessarily sexy, but retro thing that is going on, but I don’t really think a young actress trying to make it in Hollywood, being put up against sluts, like real hot sluts who don’t even wear underwear when they have photoshoots lined up, because they want to show just how committed they are to the job, I’m talking hotter, more talented and willing to get naked sluts…not in high waisted underwear like they are in their 50s…and you just picked them up at a wedding to fuck because weddings are romantic and make you willing to fuck anything with a pussy, even if that pussy is being kept in some weird as fuck tent kind of underwear to help hide her 3 pregnancies and menopause….but not on an up and comer…it’s so weird.

But not as weird as this bitch losing her weave like she was Beyonce…

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2013

29

Aug

Drunk Natives on the Bus of the Day

This is what happens when you steal a motherfucker’s land, they turn to drinking the same drink that the white man fed them back when they were stealing their fucking land…because a drunken native is easier to steal land from than a sober one….and even after all they’ve been through the evil white man tries to kick them off the fucking bus…and it’s pretty amazing…seeing how scared the white people are of a little drunken indian…feather not dot…

This happened in Canada.

If you don’t like that, here’s a car thief trying to escape police like a gangster…

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Aug

Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2013

29

Aug

Ginger Spice’s Horrible Ass Flash of the Day

Ginger Spice is still alive and she’s working in collaboration with the wind to keep herself as relevant as possible, which isn’t really that relevant at all, but relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of her flashing her ass intentionally, but not overly intentionally, so that it still comes across as an accident rather than a desperate cry for attention…and now that she’s pushing 100 years old, it’s not as exciting as when the wind blows up hotter girls’ skirts, because the wind is a fucking pervert just like me, but I’ll still look at it, because my life is pathetic.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU CARE ABOUT GINGER SPICE ASS FLASHES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ginger Spice

2013

29

Aug

Diaper Fetish of the Day

I don’t know what this is, but I know it makes me laugh, because babes in diapers is just a funny concept, especially knowing at least one person jerked off to it. For me, diapers are a sign of laziness, especially on an able bodied girl, while also a sign of disgusting, because I worked as an orderly in an old folks home who had to change diapers for around a week, before the staff realized that changing diapers, was in fact foreplay to me….not because of the shit, but because of the gaping vagina the patients were too weak and alzheimers to say no to…I figured no one believe them when they told on me…but that was before finding out it was on camera…

I don’t know what I am talking about…but I do know diapers rub me the wrong way…and not the way they make you rub yourself the wrong way…but that’s what makes it the fetish of the Day…

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently girls who ignore you don’t like when you ask them if they died, or maybe they don’t like it when you ask if they died, then ask them if they would mind if you put their body in a warm bath, to keep them warm, in order to have sex with, since they won’t have sex with you when they are alive….even when you promise to be gentle so that no body parts break off…

Here are some links….I’m hungover…

A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Tricia Helfer’s Got Tits
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Jesus – Hayden Panettiere is a Hooker…
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Speaking of Corpses – Jenny McCarthy vs Carmen Electra?
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The Hottest Import Models on Instagram
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Police Dance Off
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10 Facts About Mars
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Chinese Signs Lost in Translation
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Drake Explains His New Album Art
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One Handed Guitar Player – What a Freak
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The All Blacks Get Pranked
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Pug Reacts to Revving Engine.
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Aug

Julia Candy is DSFcams Girl of the Day

JuliaCandy is some 18 year old girl from Russia…she’s got small tits and a nice smile and she may be on the mail order bride scene…at least there is always hope of that…thanks to the whole Russia thing…meaning not only can you watch her bang herself, but you can also make her a wifey….

More importantly…her body is fucking insane…I am in love…now all I need to do is buy her…


TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wish inviting a girl to come get locked in your basement was taken less seriously, I mean will I ever find a girl who sees the humor and fun that comes with being locked in a basement…why does everything creepy have to be taken so seriously…I mean just cuz I say it, doesn’t mean I actually want to do it, I’m just making small talk…girl who served me coffee this morning.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson’s Babies are on Cover of a Magazine
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A Whole Lot of Hot Booty Bitches
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John Stamos had a Birthday Party and They Used Heath Ledger’s Corpse as a Piñata!!
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Ciara for Paper Magazine
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Cat Defeated by a Helicopter
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Russian Roulette With Your Penis
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Man of Steel 2 – Teaser
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Girls in Towels
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Morgan Freeman Reads the Definition of Twerk on CNN
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Tiffany Taylor for Playboy
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Today in Shark Videos
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The Wind Blew Up Ginger Spice’s Skirt
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Olivia Munn in a Corset
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Naked Blonde Chick Under the Bridge
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Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You in School
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Supercut of People in Movies Not Kissing
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Secrets of the Music Indusrty
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Jay Baruchel Sells Autobiography
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Tamra Barney Bikini Pics…who?
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I’d Only Fuck Her With Your Dick
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Nicole Scherzinger is Tanned
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76 of your Grandfather’s Hottest Crushes
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Top 10 Fictional Schools You Wish You Attended
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Today in Tan Lines
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Foolish Flood Crossing
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Sexy Cooking With Some Random Bitch
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Alessandra Ambrosio with Balloons
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Lara Bingle Flashing her Tits on the BEach…and I like it.
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Tamsin Egerton and Anna Friel Naked in a Movie…
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10 Signs You’ve Been in a Relationship Forever
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The Shawarma Master
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Lawnmowung Made Easy
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Behind the Scenes with Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Will You Have a Threesome With Us Prank
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Some Serious Babe Modeling Naked
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife has Rockin’ Tits
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Lohan is Amazing in Shorts
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Hot on Instagram…Rosa Acosta
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Cyndi Lauper Says Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance was Pro Date Rape
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Some Chick Named Anais in a Bikini
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This is What Kevin Smith Thinks of Ben Affleck as Batman
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Bradley Cooper Whoring Out in a Park with Some Low Level Model
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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DSFCams is the Future
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Some Dude Caught Fucking the Donkey…
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Masturbating on Security Cameras
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Fisting Her Ass
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Nude Beach Cam
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Cute Bush Pussy Rub
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Casual Bedroom Strip
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Working Dildo From Backside
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Dude Takes Paintball Shots At Some Girl’s Ass Weirdness
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Aug

More Naked Models for Interview Magazine of the Day

We’ve got….Miranda Kerr, Andreea Diaconu, Doutzen Kroes, Candice
Swanepoel, Constance Jablonski, Alessandra Ambrosio, Cameron
Russell, Behati Prinsloo, Toni Garrn, Karlina Caune and Jourdan Dunn

They are…naked for fashion…or Interview Magazine…which is more of a fashion magazine than a porn mag…even though all these pics of these models and their small implants that helped make them bikini models..are straight up porn to me.

I love every second of this…I mean I am falling in love with pictures of girls I’ve never met…I’m ready to propose to all these bitches…my god.

Posted in:stepFASHION