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2024

27

Sep

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Pixie Lott is a UK Singer who apparently got famous back when she was a lot younger. She’s old as shit now, pushing 35, which is retirement age for most tits, or at least it was back in the better days when a 30 year old popstar knew that it was time to find a rich husband and coast.

Instead, she’s doing the J.Lo and I don’t mean hiding from all the coverage that will come out from the DIDDY TAPES….which is the reason Ben Affleck divorced her.

I mean she’s doing the J.Lo in the sense of basically being 100 years old, but still heading out to be seen by the world….and if you can see past that terrifying British Mouth that looks like it could bite your dick off if you were lucky, you’ll see her tits in a push up corset top, which is clearly a better take on the aging process…distract us with tits. It works.

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2024

26

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that Kendall Jenner, a shitty Kardashian, has been packaged as top model. I guess she’s tall and has social media influence, which is all they really need from a girl. Push those products Kardashian and make us all rich.

The good news is that she’s tall, the bad news is that she may be a science experiment that her dad createed to test his tranny surgeries.

So either she’s the test tranny pussy operation, or an actual Jenner pussy used as a model for when they sculpted his cock…

The other good news is that she shows off her tits as often as she can, almost shamelessly.

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2024

26

Sep

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

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I remember when I first saw a Gregg Araki movie, I didn’t realize he was a homo, but it was Doom Generation and it introduced us to Rose McGowan’s tits, which for those who don’t remember the mid-90s, they were a big deal….

Then he followed up with Nowhere, which I haven’t seen since it came out, because it was the video store era of rending obscure movies based on the nudity, and knowing that the dude had previously brought us a wild and crazy 90s road trip movie with tits, it was an obvious rent.

I didn’t remember that Heather Graham was in it, I don’t even remember the movie, but feel like there is an alien sex scene that happened….

There was also a Heather Graham sex scene that people are revisiting because they think with the zoom they can see penetration.

I’ve always wanted to make movies with real sex that aren’t gutter porn, because these actors are paid enough to actually fuck, especially since they are real whores to begin with. So faking a fuck seems cheesy.

Which is why, I’m thinking Heather Graham delivered, she had big dreams back then…and big tits…that worked out nicely for her..

So is Heather Graham fucking or not?

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2024

26

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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As a society we are obsessed with tits, whether they are big or small, misshapen or perfect, real or fake, big nippled or small nippled, we’re fucking down to stare at them.

Sure, the big tits are easier for our retard drooling tit obsessed brains to understand, but we like them all.

I figure it’s due to our baby brain trained to suck on tits, maybe it’s one of those fertility signals where big tits mean or represent a woman ready to drop babies for you, just the internet version where you cum on your QWERTY instead of up inside them…..

Maybe it’s momma issues, maybe it’s the media marketing tits to us, to hypnotize us to buy their bullshit….

Maybe it’s just too hard to understand and shouldn’t be analyzed, unless analyzing means what you want it to mean, while grabbing at those big tits…

Maybe tits are meant to be stared at, whether in shirts, or doing stunts and performances like these DROPS….

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2024

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve spent my day speculating about the various uteruses that I’ve come across today….

Are they fertile, are they rotten, do they spread sadness or do they bring cheer….are they friendly or are they mean…..do they smell, or are they clean…

IT HAS BEEN A REAL PRODUCTIVE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME….

I just do it to piss off the feminists who think it’s toxic for men to speculate about a woman’s reproductive organs….so I try to make it all that I do….

I DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE.

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Kim Kardashian’s G-String
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Hidden Doors – Secret Passageways
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Lara Worthington Wet in a Bikini
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Braless Kendall Jenner
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Did Heather Graham Have Actual Sex in Nowhere?
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Hot College Girl
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SHIT DAYS
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Jutta Leerdam Looking Hot
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Hot Sydney Sweeney in Disguise
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Olivia Munn has a Second Baby
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Ass
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Hot UCLA Volleyball Player
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Heidi Klum’s Big Tits on the Runway
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Mayweather Sells his Mansion
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Airplane in Heavy Winds
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Nina Bott – See Through
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Haley Cavinder and her NFL Boyfriend
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Katy Perry in Brazilian Bikinis
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Cate Blanchett in Disclaimer
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Leopard Gets Owned by Squirrel
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Trained Sugar Gliders
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Dissecting a Puffer Fish
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Lesbian Taylor Swift Chose Hadid over Kelce
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty On Stage
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The Pepsi Ad that Keeps on Annoying
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Man Walks Like Ape in Public to Embarrass Wife
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Giving Dogs and Cats the Finger
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Brooks Nader Makes Out with her DWTS Co-Star
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Woman Spooked by Stranger
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Eva Longoria Tits in Paris
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2024

25

Sep

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

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Margot Robbie decided to whore out her pregnancy by wearing a sheer shirt. It’s almost like she’s trying to advertise that she’s pregnant, maybe even forcing it on us aggressively, in a LOOK I AM REALLY PREGNANT kind of way….

I wonder why one of the girls brought to us by the satanic Hollywood regime after getting her naked in a big Scorcese / DiCaprio movie…the average launchpad for the new high paid pussy they want to bring out to the world to mind control us….

The fact that her trash Barbie movie made billions of dollars is evidence of the strategic brainwashing lie they were building all those years ago with this chick…

I have heard stories that she’s actually a dude, or a tranny, which is something to do with what the satanic Hollywood machine does to fuck with the general population, pushing these strong jawed women on us….

So in order to keep the lie going, the push fake pregnancy bumps, which if you’ve ever watched a movie are pretty realistic….

What better way to overcompensate for not having a uterus, than to wear a sheer top to make the lie seem more obvious…bitch just needs neon signs pointing to her GUNT saying “I’m not a man, I swear, look at this pregnancy bump”…

Now whether she’s a man or not, you’d still fuck her and that’s what matters. Fag.

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2024

25

Sep

Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day

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I like Americana everything, it’s probably a product of being in Canada which is a socialist hell and all our media has been American, giving us those big American dreams and connecting us with that Americana old west story that bred things like old time backwoods Bluegrass music…..

Sierra Ferrell is one of the quirkiest and weirdest people to come up in that music category and was recently awarded the Artist and Album of the year by the Americana Music Awards.

I’ve been following her for a long time now, she posts weird outfits, she’s performed with John C. Rieley in Mexican ranchero outfits or mariachi outfits, and everything she does is stylized country shit….

I have not been following her enough to see if she posts consistent sleazy clickbait and I haven’t wanted to jerk off to her….

Today, I saw her near nude body and I said “I never post on things I like, just things I don’t like, and since I like Bluegrass and Americana music, maybe I should post on the biggest tits in that world….not the biggest tits literally the tits of the biggest name in that world”….

So here it is…wild and amazing style…

Here she is singing some Kitty Wells because girl can sing and that makes the tits hotter and because who doesn’t like some Kitty Wells.

Here’s to real music…

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2024

25

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s back baby!

It seems like the WET SPOT is a serious fucking trend, where girls are posting ALL kinds of WET SPOT content around the internet, probably to promote their OnlyFans, but since they keep it up, it clearly works.

I assume that the WET SPOT is the equivalent of the unsolicited erection picture, where the girl posting up her soaked panties is thinking it’ll trigger the man into thinking that she’s just SO FUCKING HORNY and ready for them to pull out their credit cards…

Out of context, the WET SPOT could easily be faked, it could be water, it could be anything….it could be ovulation drips, a vaginal infection, some rancid homeless sperm she’s taken because her impregnation fetish isn’t strong enough unless it’s made weirder by adding homelessness to it….

I mean UNHOUSED….the DEI experts have told me – don’t call them HOMELESS that’s racist….

In context, a wet pussy is a glorious thing, a manipulative thing, the kind of thing you’d give up your worldly fortunes for….but thankfully you’re broke and have nothing to lose….just not broke enough to appeal to a woman with an impregnation by a homeless man fetish….

HURT HARDER BRO..

In conclusion, ya’ll are a bunch of fucking gross motherfuckers out there..

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2024

25

Sep

Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day

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I am not going to hate on this pretty uneventful dick sucking because I think Sahara Ray is a lovely whore with a worm in her brain from instagram.

You may not remember the early instagram days, when these big titty skinny chicks decided it was cool or edgy to do naked or topless hipster photoshoots.

People like Em Rata ripped off Sahara Ray climbed the ranks of viral instagram star for having tits, all because they were willing to show off their tits, when really they were just basic low level whores.

People like Em Rata leveraged it into millions of dollars, fame, movie roles, etc….

While other big titty small frame whores turned it into an OnlyFans career, because the kind of girl getting naked in hipster shoots is typically broken and soulless and has serious fucking issues that prevent them from doing the Em Rata.

So Sahara made money, did brand deals, did her own bikini line, ended up doing OnlyFans, made lots of money and now she’s sucking dick on camera, because that’s how you level up when you’ve put it all out there.

She’s a broken girl, but that makes her better, all muppet faced and 10 years older than when we first met her tits.

Her dick sucks look like they suck as hard a dick suck can suck, which isn’t all that bad, since it’s still a dick suck…but that’s just typical girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is not wanting to really give more than they have to because they are giving you the gift of fucking them….

Or she’s a typical drugged out zombie, who doesn’t realize she’s on camera and thus it’s time to fake it like she has for the last decade…

I won’t hate on Sahara Ray or her Legacy Tits, especially when her levelling up involves doing porn. Not because I like porn, I just like when these people end up where they were meant to be, but thought they were too good for it.

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2024

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Living a life plugged into a screen is obviously far more fun than living an actual life, so that’s probably why you should commit to clicking on some of these stepLINKS…you know since they will add to your screen time in ways that are far less fulfilling that your RPG or SECOND LIFE style game that sucks you into the matrix…or maybe it will provide a solid break from your online dating swiping that isn’t going anywhere, which is why you pay those ONLYFANS chicks to have their CHATBOT AI talk to you like they love you and want to fuck your micropenis off of you…

The internet is a magical place….and here are those links:

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Angelina Jolie – Cover Girl
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Gisele’s Summer Recap
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Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley Naked Together in a Movie
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Rihanna’s Throwback Naughtiness
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Florence Pugh in the Marvel Universe
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Gracie Hunt at the Chiefs Game
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Debbie St Pierre is Awesome
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Zara Larsson Nips
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Oldest Inventions in Existence
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Nude Babe in Front of the Mirror
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Shaq’s New Girlfriend
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Girls Removing Towels
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Coincidences on Camera
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Nelly Furtado is Back
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The Biggest Eyebrows in Britain
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20 BTS pictures that will ruin movies for yhou
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Bella Hadid Bikini Promotion
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Karens Get Owned
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EMU Hatching
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1930s Car Crash
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Some Fails
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Dog Plays Dead to Skip the Vet
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Taylor Hill for Victoria’s Secret
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Joey King Big Tits
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