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2013

05

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore of the Day


Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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2013

05

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Top of the Day


Eva Amurri is the big tits and butter face that crawled out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina somewhere around 30 years ago…a poor little rich bitch who decided she wanted to make a name for herself, and instead of taking the Disney Roles her family friends would have given her out of sympathy, you know some Hollywood Handouts as Hollywood does…she decided to take a low level part where she put her huge natural tits out there on Californication…this is a girl with a trust fund, a huge inheritance, all the opportunity in the world, who could have done community theatre or some shit and never worry about rent, food or designer clothes…yet she decided to show off her huge natural tits…in a part that only really required that…and didn’t have any depth or need any talent beyond that…and for that..I guess she needs to be celebrated, even though she’s gone on to be married and have kids, because any rebellious rich girl who doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck, is awesome when I get to see their tits…

Here are some bikini pics she posted to the internet…

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2013

05

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Tits Celebrate America of the Day

Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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2013

05

Jul

Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day

Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow their ignorant asses to be a little more accepting to this hotness…

But I take what I can get….and I am okay with this…nothing celebrates America like pictures for magazines from FRANCE….

If you’re not into Bianca Balti the Brazilian, maybe you’re into the Gay Fat Kid Who Looks like Perez Hilton School Shooting Cuz He Was Bullied….

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2013

05

Jul

Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day

All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.
Amanda Seyfried
Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer of the Day

All I have to say about this is that this shoulda been Lohan…and I am sure Lohan will be the first to say that…and I am sure Lohan, while sitting in her fake rehab watching youtube videos looks at this with anger. I mean back when I used to talk to Lohan, she straight up singled Amanda Seyfried out once and called her a bitch…they were in Mean Girls together, so this Amanda Seyfried winning at Lohan’s game with Lohan’s only casting in the last 5 years…is like a real fuck you…and that kind of cat fight is what masturbation is made of….

I like how they make Porn look like a sad, broken place…because it is.

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2013

05

Jul

Reese Witherspoon’s Horrible Bathing Suit Pics of the Day



I appreciate the attempt to cover-up, you know by wearing the one piece to cover her ravaged stomach thanks to good wholesome southern cooking and baby making…but she didn’t try hard enough. I mean she has the kind of body that needs to remain in clothes at the beach, you know like she’s got a sun allergy or some shit, in a snow suit maybe, because seeing her melting ass and boxy square shaped body, doesn’t only remind me that she’s never been hot, she’s always been fat and sloppy, but also that there is no God.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may be the hangover of July 4th…you know Hot Dogs and Fireworks and beer are rotting away the depths of your gut…but as far as I’m concerned…the Calendar can’t determine when and how American Pride is celebrated or died…They can take away the actual July 4th Date, but they can’t take away your freedom…

Happy 4th of July on the 5th of July America….and to the rest of you…you non-Americans like me…you just don’t matter…which is okay with me, because I’m used to not mattering, got 40 years invested in that shit, and you know what, it’s pretty fun place to be..

Here are some morning links…

Mom is Too Sexy for the Waterpark
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This Bitch Has a Lego Leg
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Elvis’ Grand Daughter in a See Thru…
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Huge Nude Tits
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The Hottest American Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Bonfire Fail
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Base Jumper Leaps Off a Bridge from a Moving Van
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James Franco’s New Movie Trailer
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Naked Guy Streaks Ninja Warrior Competition…
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Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer.
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So Many Cam Girls – So Little Time….
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2013

05

Jul

PaigeLittle is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nothing says Independence Day…like an American Cam Girl..who is not quite a girl, but a total fucking woman, pushing 50, but still getting down on cam like she was 18 and didn’t know better, because I guess there comes a time in every woman’s life where she realizes, shit, being watched masturbating, is hot, especially when masturbating is the only way most girls cum, at least those who have had sex with me can get off…It’s like the Magic Wand is my Penises sidekick, provided I cared if girls cum or not…I’m romantic like that.

Here’s what this MILF had to say about herself…

About My Show
I absolutely love performing on cam! From a sexy strip tease to playing with my toys, your wish is my desire!Having fun is what it is all about! Come find out what it would be like to seduce that hot wife from next door!

What Turns Me On
Candle lit baths, kissing the back of my neck …hard men and sexy women! Whether you are the shy and quiet or very bold…I LOVE making new friends! Showing a little respect will go a long way with me!

My Expertise
I am VERY good with my toys and can deep throat with the best of them. When I get excited, I can have 3 or 4 orgasms very easily! If I am extremely aroused…I can squirt! Care to find out?

Sounds like a good time…she had me at “I CAN SQUIRT”…sometimes experience throws all the uptight bullshit young girls are all about out the fucking window…I like that.


TO SEE HER ROCKING THE MAGIC WAND…in VIDEO….
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO WATCH HER ON CAM
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still the fourth of July and if you aren’t outside getting drunk…creeping on girls…even if you have no family, no friends, not BBQ planned, you’re fucking pathetic, which we already know, but you should be…sort it out asshole…

Even I’ve been out there trying to convince girls to let me shoot off fireworks in there vaginas with my penis tonight…and I’m not even American…step it up people…do it for all those who have died for your freedom…

Here are some links…

The Pacific Rim Trailer
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Katie Price has Stupidly Huge Tits
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A Bunch of Pics of Americans in Combat for the Fourth of JUly
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Kaley Cuoco and Superman Go Out in Public Together
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The Search for the Perfect 10
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Ashton Kutcher Pretending to be Steve Jobs
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Reporter Avoids a Flood like a Boss
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Fireworks Fail Compilation
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Some Hot Playboy Chick Posing
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This is a Real Trailer….WTF
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Imogen Thomas Tennis Court Upskirt!
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7 Presidential Cocktails for your Fourth of JUly
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92 Pics of Girls Eating Hot Dogs
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Some Gwyneth Paltrow Ass in Jeans
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Tim Tebow Saved Aaron Hernandez from Getting Beat Up in 2007
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Mischa Barton is Pissed at Sofia Coppola
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Shyla Stylez Naked in Costume
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Kaley Cuoco’s Got a Hard Nipple
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Some Sexy Youtube Music Videos
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Nina Agdal See Through Nipples for America
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Fat Nude Woman in the Street and It is Amazing
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Some Idiot Falling Down the Stairs Like an Idiot
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Gangster Swimming Baby
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25 Pics of Blondes
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Some Chick Named Claudia Galanti in a Thong Bikini
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Kerry Washington Had a Secret Wedding
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Sloth Hugging a Cat
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Some Fourth of July Themed Nude Shoot
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The 50 Most American Things that Have Ever Happened Ever
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Hot Greek Pussy I Want to Have Sex With
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Some Miley Cyrus Pokies…
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The 50 Most Ridiculous Lifetime Movies
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14 People Launching Fireworks Out of their Asses
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50 Cent Beat his Ex GF
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Leslie Mann in her Washington Monument Hat
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Some Amazing Fucking Booty..
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Russia Proton Rocket Fail….Pretty Funny
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Girls on Cam are the New Playboy Playmate…but More Amazing Cuz They Are Free….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Lesbian Sex of the Day
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Milf Masturbating with a Toilet Brush
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This Crazy Bitch is a DEMON PUPPET
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Remy LaCroix has a Serious Ass
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Toy Bat Insertion
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The Worst Tits Ever…
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Some Girl Spanking Herself on Cam
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Big Old Titty Cam Masturbation
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Abnormally Huge Webcam Boobs
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Today in Ass to Pussy Fisting Your Wife…
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Two College Girls Going at it in the Bathroom
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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2013

04

Jul

Mariah Carey Wishes You All a Happy Fourth of July of the Day

Nothing says “I love America” like Mariah Carey in an American Bikini….

I guess the only way to express how I actual feel about this..mom in her 40s staying relevant thanks to her team of publicists posting shit like this…that I assume is photoshopped…is this video of a guy getting choked the fuck out by another guy for flirting with his wife, cleary white trash, where I’m the guy getting choked out…

Thank’s Mariah…

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