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2013

01

Apr

Sunday Night Panty Flash Vote of the Day

We do a thing here at DrunkenStepfather, or at least on our instagram Drunkenstepfatherdotcom, evey lonely Sunday, that involves girls who follow us, sending in their panty pics, in what I have decided to make a prize winning tournament. They post the pics, they write @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and Hahtag #SNPF and they are entered.

I decided to let you, fair reader, vote for the winner of this week’s entries, because I care about what you think about panties.

So Vote for 1 through 7.

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So Vote for 1 through 7.

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Posted in:SNPF

2013

01

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Makes a Taking a Shit Face while Toned in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling.

I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.


TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IMPLANTS SQUEEZED IN A BIKINI
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day in Panties on Stage of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a pig of a woman, who I would have assumed was eating her way out of a chocolate filled room, at least based on her body, but apparently she was doing a burlesque show, in panties, all fat assed, and exposed, like she’s got no shame, because she’s got no shame, she’s one panty slip away from being a porn chick in an anal scene.

I assume her craving of fame will make that happen one day, probably after she’s given up, cuz despite what these pics look like, this is in fact her trying as hard as she fucking can….

The good news is, a little BBW never hurt anyone, it’s just made a few ppl gay.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

01

Apr

Natalia Vodianova in Bikinis for Etam of the DAy

Natalia Vodianova is a legendary model, and here she is in bikinis for some company called Etam, and that’s all I have to say about that, because we all know I can stare at bikinis all day, especially on models, and why ruin it with words…just take it in…baby….forget all my usual nonsense….and stare at that body….

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2013

01

Apr

Elisa Lasowski Titties in Game of Thrones of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but people on my social media do. I hate sci-fi fantasy shit, it has always made me feel awkward. I figure it’s probably by lack of imagination, the fact I like having sex and socializing with girls, and possibly my autism, that just doesn’t let me get into shit with fairies and wizards and trolls, in fact, just writing that annoyed me…but people fucking love the shit, and I guess as they say, there’s something in everything for someone, cuz they do show titties and TV show with titties, even when not a TV show I’d watch, is a TV show for me to at least see a clip of…and here is that clip.

Posted in:Elisa Lasowski

2013

01

Apr

Kimberly Kane is Wonder Woman XXX of the Day

Vivid is releasing a movie that may make Virgin Losers everywhere explode, it is Wonder Woman XXX, like the comic book you used to masturbate to, only the porn version, so that instead of imagining the superhero on your dick while reading the comic or watching the re-runs like you have, you can see it in action.

The interesting thing in all this is that the costumer looks pretty top notch, unlike porn of the past, that would involve some stripper dress and duct tape that was ripped off the second they got into the motel room/back of the van….it’s almost like porn’s gone hollywood.

I am into that merge.

Posted in:Kimberly Kane

2013

01

Apr

Cara Delvingne Titties for Fashion in Love #9 of the Day

Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.

Posted in:Cara Delvingne|NSFW

2013

01

Apr

Happy Easter from Courtney Stodden of the Day

I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video.

She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was a long weekend, but everyday is the fucking weekend for me, so nothing different happened. Up late night, sleep all day, rejected from hot pussy, end up fucking with nasty pussy, cuz no bitch wanted to do an easter egg hunt out of my ass, but I figured if it involved chocolate, the fat bitches would flock to the shit like a herd of starving cattle…..

Here are some morning links…that aren’t a clever April Fools Joke…cuz I don’t like joke.

Her Name is Suelyn Medeiros and She’s Amazing in her Bunny Costume
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Thief Runs Into a Door Full Speed – Amazing
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The Creepiest Fucking Easter Bunnies Ever
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hot Girl Shakes It
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Dude from Glee is in Rehab – If I Was a Dude From Glee – I’d Be on Suicide Watch
FOLLOW THIS LINK

25 Memes of March
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Corgi Sees Itself for the First Time
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Bridge Wedgie!!
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sun Baby from Teletubbies is Worth a Fuck Now
FOLLOW THIS LINK

When Puppies Attack
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Some TItties at the GI Joe PRemiere
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Cybil Throwback Nipples!
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Happy Easter Pic Dump
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck You Easter – Via FOLLOW THIS LINK

Let’s hope this year’s Easter Miracle doesn’t come in the form of a fat chick dressed like an Easter Bunny, lookin’ more like a pig, all face full of chocolate…but instead in the form of a hot college coed who is drunk and doesn’t know any better looking to do an easter egg hunt in my asshole with her tongue. Apparently, dreams come true, even if none of mine never have….there’s always hope.

Happy easter fuckers.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Under the Table at a Club in Brazil is Insane
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I Love Amanda Bynes Titties
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Isla Fisher in C Magazine
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Most Charming Guy with Tourettes
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Katarina Van Derham is a Fucking Hot Model
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Raven Bay Has Big Fucking Tits
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Friday Photobombs
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This Week in WTF
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A Homeless Dude and His CAterpillar Mustache
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Her Name is Michelle, She’s in a Bikini, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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The 20 Hottest Easter Bunnies
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Emma Caulfield Nude in Don’t Panic It’s Organic…
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Kirsten Dunst Thought Kissing Brad Pit was Disgusting
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Adele has a 23,000 Dollar Game Room – When She Really Needs 23,000 dollars of Liposuction or a Gym
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Some Gremlin Chick Gets Tits on Taxpayer’s Dime
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Brandi Glanville’s Burnt Hand is Scary as Fuck
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Playboy’s Miss April is Worth Noticing
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Some Hot Busty Babe Stripping in Front of a Window
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The Hottest Women of Game of Thrones
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Stacy Kiebler’s Ass in Jeans and Other Pics
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Emma Glover Topless for ZIP Magazine
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Anja Rubik is Hot in T Magazine
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Kung Fu Grandpa
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Jimmy Hendrix on a Traditional Korean Instrument….
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A Lot of Tits for Front
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Kate Upton Tits for Good Friday
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Blake Lively in Canada for Target
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Beer Pong Arcade
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Easter Meme Mash-Up
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Big Boobed Biker Girl Gets Nude
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Some Topless Glamour Models
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Easter Bunny or Vaccination
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This Picture is Amazing
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B.J. Novak Joins Amazing Spiderman 2 Cast
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How Ice Cream is Made in Thailand
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Don’t Piss on the Electric Fence
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Leaking Ass Dildo Play – Horrible
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Perfect Cooter on Webcam!
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Hot Oiled Up AMateur Sex
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Japanese Bride Masturbates
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Fuck a Punk
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Stripper Gets Fucked
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3 Ghetto Couples Fuck in the same Bet for 1 Dollar
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Creampie Swapping is Fuckin Hot
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Cara is an Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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