2012
27
Dec
I don’t know who the fuck Martha Hunt it – but Luckily, who she is really doesn’t fucking matter….it is what she does that matters and she does lingerie modeling…and looks pretty fucking good while doing it…..cuz that body is a wonderland…a winter fucking wonderland…it’s just unfortunate for her that her name is Martha…one name that sounds like vomiting….
Posted in:Martha Hunt
2012
27
Dec
I don’t know about you but I like my “lingerie” pics with a lot less artistic vision, and a lot more spread vagina….
Camille Rowe is a hot model who is totally down with getting naked, why not use that skillset, you know that key tool she’s got in her model tool kit, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to.
That said, she’s still a babe…
Posted in:Camille Rowe
2012
27
Dec
Claudia Galanti is fun. You know she really gets the concept of being on the beach….and it’s not to play frisbee or paddle ball or even to sit in the water…it is to mount your man, hide under a towel, and simulate sex….because when you’re not doing that….you’re not doing justice to your fake tits or hooker, attention seeking amazingness…
Posted in:Claudia Galanti
2012
27
Dec
Hayden Panettiere may be a spoiled brat, LA, candy coated twat who doesn’t really have any idea what is up, cool, interesting, but who instead just buys into all the crap other people are buying into, because by the time it gets to her, it’s already too late….that’s just the way Hollywood rich kids work….despite how hard they try to be different, unique, cutting edge….
But she does get one thing, that tits fucking sell, so here she is promoting her product line, acting like a lesbian hipster, showing some bra, and some cleavage from her new fake tits, you know making noise….what someone needs to tell her is that if using tits to get sales…you gotta use them nipples….cleavage just isn’t enough…for this pervert world.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2012
27
Dec
Miranda Kerr is the kind of fertile woman I wouldn’t make take her pill in front of me before sex, you know the kind of fertile woman who I would replace her birth control pills she’d likely insist on taking like all girls who have sex with me, for fear of bringing my spawn to life, with a fucking tic tac or mentos, because she’s the kind of body, I’d like to breed with, and I am the kind of guy who hates the idea of breeding…you know since this world is a horrible fucking place….
Unfortunately for me, Miranda Kerr, despite being Australian and cool, is likely not gonna be hitting me up asking for sex, pretty much ever….not even when she’s old, fat and divorced, because we run in different circles,….so I guess I’m forced to just mail her model agency vials of my semen and hope they go to the right place….her uterus….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
27
Dec
This is a pretty elegant shoot of some model named Natalia Siwiec…It’s up on some Eyes Wide Shut, 50 Shades of Grey, naughty adult game inspiring lingerie with masks and gloves and top hats and canes like the Monopoly Man and shit, in a luxury setting, with gold ornate mirrors and double doors, it almost makes me think Natalia Siwiec is anything but a eastern european male order bride…with a rockin’ body and some big fake tits….
Posted in:Natalia Siwiec
2012
27
Dec
Brandi Glanville is the low level groupie who got knocked up by a low level actor before he cheated on her with superstar LeAnn Rimes, sex addict with fake tits and a serious stripper look, and who managed to make a career for herself, proving that the media is run by a bunch of fucking tabloid fueling, suck up, pieces of shit who have little to know balls or creativity, but who instead take what they see in the tabloids and figure “good enough for TV, even though she’s not good enough to work as a fucking waitress at the diner”…..it makes no sense to me…but I figure I might as well post her Christmas pics that are rumored to be show a week after she got her breast cancer tumor removed….in what makes her the best fucking cancer patient in the game….cuz wha tit comes down to is that with twats like this…it’s all about the storyline, the scandal, the controversy to keep people interested and I think it is safe to say, she’s full of shit….
Posted in:Brandi Glanville
2012
27
Dec
Now that Christmas is over and Boxing Day is over…I have absolutely nothing to talk about…I guess I could talk about the year in review like every other site is doing…or but I hate the past and believe strongly in repressing it…..I could talk about the Shark Tank Breaking in a Shanghai Mall, that part of me wishes happened more local, to punish all you idiots for buying into stupid boxing day hype ….but it just makes me sad, since 3 sharks died in the making of that video….
That said…I’ll figure it out…here are some morning stepLINKS….the Holiday Season Hangover edition.
BEST OF: America’s Funniest Home Video Bloopers – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Katy Perry Has Some Sort Of Skeeve Fetish
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More Fun With Christmas Lights – VIDEO
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LOL Cat Video of the Days
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BEST OF 2012: When Christina Hendricks Got Hacked
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Guess Who’s Gettin Married…
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We Tumblforya: Models on Instagram
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Free Cam Shows, You Know What to Do (NSFW)
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Apparently This Slut is a Virgin (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Szohr
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I’d Pay Anything to Get a Piece of Penny (NSFW)
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Meet the Christmas NINJA! – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
26
Dec
I hope you got into horrible debt buying shit you didn’t need because it was on such an amazing deal from it’s already inflated Christmas shopping price…you fucking white trash idiot…getting controlled by the man without even knowing it…
That said, Buy some SWEATSHOP STEPFATHER T-SHIRTS …..cuz they are always on deal….
That said, what the fuck is this Dutch Christmas Striptease for kids…
That said, here are some links…
BEST OF 2012: Shakira’s Butt Has A Bikini In It
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Bai Ling Pissing is News of the Day
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Beer Bottle Xmas Caroling….Like it was Still Xmas
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Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy in a Weird Fucking Way
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer – Metal Collab
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AMY SMART ASS IN JEANS….
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Bow and Arrow with Human Target
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Some Panda Cuteness Because I’m Still Drunk From Christmas and Haven’t Gone Back to Hating the World Yet
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 1992
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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers And India Reynolds, Oh My!
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Thigh Highs + Hot Girls = Win (21 Pics) (NSFW)
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Nina is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Boxing Day Deal You Will Find, Trust Me
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Look Out!: The 10 Worst New Year’s Fireworks Fails
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The Zuckerbergs Get a Taste of Their Own Medicine When It Comes to PRIVACY
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Jodie Marsh is Still Disgusting
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Black Eyed Peas – Christmas Light Show Cuz Hearing them On the Radio isn’t Bad Enough…
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Santa Smashes Face on Rim
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COCO Performing In PeepShow Looking FAT
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Daniel Craig is Most Stylish Guy of the Year
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Christmas Bloopers
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Sexy Amateur Oils Herself Up (NSFW)
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A Little Naomi Watts, Just Because
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Mellissa is Super Sexy By the Water (NSFW)
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This Whole Collection of Miranda Kerr Will Kee You Busy For Awhile (Some NSFW CONTENT)
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THROBACK: Miley Cyrus See Through with Balck Bra, Yaow! (SITE NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus X Blow Up Doll Sex Tape Coming in 3…2…1..
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This Girl is a Public Slave (NSFW)
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Gwenyth Paltrow’s Kid Looks Unhappy
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Nicki Minaj Busts Out of Dress During NYC Christmas Extravaganza (PHOTOS)
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Kaye Upton is Always Easy on the Eyes
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the Best TV Shows of 2012
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maddy (NSFW)
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Christmas Photobombing.
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Scary Movie 5 Trailer
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NICKI MINAJ HAS BIG TITS
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Demi Lovato’s Tribute to the Newtown Murdered Kids
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Farting on Christmas Shoppers
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I Wish I Was Santa, Because This Gift Belongs to Him (NSFW)
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THE DUCK KNOWS THINGS TRUST ME
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Asian Christmas Tattoo Prank
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Celebslam Presents: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List
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Saraj Jean Underwood is Easy on the Eyes
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Accident While CAroling, Ooops – VIDEO
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Throwback Footage Of Kim Kardashian Booty Shaking At Las Vegas Pssycat Dolls Show! [Video]
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Sheila and Janessa Get It On
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Top Five: Xmas Porno From The Pornhub Network!!
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2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: HELLOOOOO BARBARA PALVIN!!
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Check Out These Super Huge Tits (NSFW)
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KEVIN FEDERLINE’S BROTHER CLAIMS HE IS THE FATHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ OLDEST SON
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Skinny Blonde Fucked By Old Man
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Horrible Fat Lesbians.
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Femdom Handjob!
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Mature enough to Know Better
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The Worst 3-Some in the Game
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Fat Chick Sucks Dick Like it Is Cake….
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
26
Dec
I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures…..
Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
