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2012

28

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Ass on Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…


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2012

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some morning…pre New Years Ever…if you celebrate that shit….which I assume you do…because society kinda forces it on us and we have little to no control over date and time….it’s a fucking conspiracy I tell ya…the man has his hand wrist deep up our ass…

Here are some links…

Hula Hooping in Yoga Pants, Nuff Said – VIDEO
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Super Human Strength Kinda Blew My Mind
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Bruce Jenner Needs to Break Out of the Jail That Is His Life
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Faceplants – A Compilation
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BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Foot Soldiers x Claudia Sampedro Air Jordan XI Photoshoot
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Free Cam Shows Will See You Off Into the Weekend (NSFW)
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Home Alone Teen Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Master Hoaxer: Sandy Hook Shooter’s ‘Uncle’ is Also K-Fed’s ‘Brother’
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Krystal Will Make Any Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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Best Ping Pong Shots of 2012
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2012

28

Dec

Rihanna “Caught” Nude and Changing Bikinis of the Day

It is safe to say that I am probably going to get sued for posting these pics, you know like I used to get sued, back when I still mattered, you know when this shit was actually funny cuz it was legit and not staged by the celebs begging for attention…

You know cuz Rihanna is an exhibitionist, she’s already leaked nudes, she’s constantly fucking with the media with her Chris Brown fake abuse, boyfriend, ex boyfriend, unstable relationship shit, so she likely doesn’t give a fuck that these happened…you know it comes with the selling your soul territory..

But the creepy paparazzi who took the pic likely does, and I expect them to be removed sooner than later, so take them in, absorb them, love them and make love to yourself while looking at them…

I can’t say this is the last time you’ll see her naked, but it is the first time you have in a while…

And if this isn’t in fact Rihanna at her ocean side villa not giving a fuck about paparazzi, but a look a like in a similar villa, this post automatically be became racist…I don’t think all black people look the same…I swear..

Here are the fun pics…and I like them…she’s a bit of a babe…isn’t she…thank god this isn’t a horror movie where she’s the first to be killed off cuz I want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!!


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I’m drunk. The paparazzi is gonna hate me….more than they already do…..but I can’t Help but like seeing CELEBS FUCK

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2012

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

People always get mad at me for saying I love natural disasters…you know the earth’s revenge on mankind for fucking with it….but it’s just science and I figure it’s a better way to go than cancer I got from corporate produced garbage…not to mention it is exciting and gives us the opportunity to test our survival skills…I don’t think it makes me a bad person that I am on the Earth’s side….especially if I am prepared to hand to hand combat and eat rats to survive when we run out of our food sources…

Here are some stepLINKS….in some serious fucking snowy snow storm….

EST OF 2012: Milla Jovovich Went Commando
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Introducing: Tom Cruises Next Beard
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Twins in Bikinis….
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Elizabeth Berkley Ass in Tight Pants for Old Times…
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Claudia Galanti -She’s Alright
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Looks Inbred
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Dog Jams to Wu Tang
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Best News Bloopers of 2012
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Ultimate Trampoline Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Camille Rowe Captured in Sexy Photo Shoot by Ellen von Unwerth
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Hana Nitsche And Kimora Lee’s Friendly Bikini Date
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Rob Kardashian is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Victoria is a Perfect 10 That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is Easy on the Eyes As Always (NSFW)
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‘Blazing Django’ – Mel Brooks Meets Tarantino in Awesome Mash-Up – VIDEO
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Girlfriend turns Herself Into a Birthday Cake (NSFW)
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David Letterman Shuts Jay Leno Down
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WTF Photos of the Day – GALLERY
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Guess That Ass!!!
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Free Cam Shows, So Enjoy It! (NSFW)
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5 Advent Videos Featuring Models Wearing Lingerie (NSFW)
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Young Girl Plays With Herself, Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj’s Mega Ass in See Thru Tights (SITE NSFW)
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Fuck Off Weight Watchers
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When I’m Posting Pictures of Beyonce Standing Next to a Bus, You Know It’s a slow Day
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Miley Cyrus Smokes Cigarette in Flashy Black and White Pants (PHOTOS)
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Celebrity Deaths: 2012 Famous Deaths List
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Kennedy is More Than Just a Pretty Face (NSFW)
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Nibbling on This Babes Nipples (NSFW)
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Aggressive Caroling is The Only Way to Christmas Carol, If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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Best News Bloopers of 2012 – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Hooker Claudia Romani in a Bikini
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Crazy Traffic Reporter
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Kate Upton in a bikini – Is Fat
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Chelsea Lately Sucks Up to Reese Witherspoon
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Pigs Sing Death Metal
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Cross Eyed Puppy
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A Little Suicie Girl Hotness (NSFW)
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A Gallery of Drunk Sluts is Exactly What We Need (NSFW)
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Rumor Control: The Craziest, Most Outrageous, Unbelievable Rumors Of 2012
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A Little Bit of Sunshine, Trust Me (NSFW)
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Make That Booty Clap (NSFW)
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2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: The Best Bikini Pics! (Since June)
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Big Boobs, Great Pussy, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Stephanie Seymour Hit the Beach Again
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Well, Hello There Ashlee Simpson’s Butt In A Bikini
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Gracie Cavalho in her Lingerie
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Pervert Gameshow Host
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Stephanie Seymour is Magical
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Mariah Carey’s Family Photo is Not Hot
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Bazooka Fail
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Best Ping Pong Shots of 2012
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Flexible Girl Fucks
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Skinny Contortionist
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Keri Tastes Her Panties
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Amateur GF Hard Masturbate
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

27

Dec

Mila Kunis in Esquire Dec 2012 of the Day

I am not the kind of creepy fan boy who gets emotional about who any of these twats dates, you know like the guy who carves life size models of their favorite celebrity out of their 8 year dried semen reserve, to fuck, sleep with and marry in fake ceremonies in their mom’s basement…but I just can’t stand Ashton Kutcher, whether he makes 30 million dollars a year or not, he annoys me….and the fact that she is locked into him, and will likely marry him and have his demon spawn, makes her a facilitator, or an enabler, when really his genetic line should end there…

That said, it’s made her far less of a babe to me, but luckily for her, she’s still a fucking babe.

Here are some hot pics from esquire…

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2012

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Hot Tits in a One Piece of the Day


Stephanie Seymour’s big fake tit, ex model, pushing 50, mom of 10, fucked by many rockstar, body has been squeezed into a one piece and I think she looks fucking lovely….you see cuz there comes a time in every fat chick or old ladies life where she says no to the 2 piece, because the 2 piece, like in the 80s, is meant for a specific kind of chick, one with a body that supports it, but that in Politically correct, everyone is fat in the 2000s, where every motherfucker started wearing a bikini, even if they didn’t belong in one, thanks to shit like the Jersey Shore…


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2012

27

Dec

Michelle Keegan’s in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Michelle Keegan is on Cornation Street, likely one of the longest running, pile of shit tv shows to come out of the UK, and that people who live in Canada were forced to watch, when they didn’t have cable, because our only free channel played the horrible show….that was shot like a fucking porn…that was about the working class chimney sweeper in the UK….that was pretty fucking ghetto…with old, chain smoking, toothless stars with thick accents, but I guess they’ve rebranded with this hot enough pussy, you know since she is from the UK and the UK isn’t really known for making babes….and here she is modeling bikinis.

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2012

27

Dec

Chloe Green is my New Best Friend and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

The DailyMail put up a couple of paparazzi pics of the daughter of retailing giants from the UK, we’re talking outrageously rich jewish family, who bring in Beyonce to play at their birthday parties kinda rich, Chloe Green, wearing a hot yellow bikini….and for some reason I was following her on twitter because before yesterday I didn’t know who she was, because despite the ridiculously rich loving me, I generally don’t keep tabs…

That said, she was hurt by the comments left on the Daily Mail about her body in a bikini, when all she wanted to be a normal girl on the beach, but unlike America, the ridiculously rich are followed by the paparazzi like celebrities of their own, even when they aren’t on TV, and thus she got torn a new asshole, one I wouldn’t mind kissing gently…you know to heal the wounds….

So I told her not to listen to the haters, that I look at bikinis all the time and that I am the biggest judge, and that she’s a solid 7, spreading my honest dose of love everyday, with nothing but good intentions….

This is what she wrote me…..which would really hurt me, if I had a soul…some people just aren’t appreciative of this guy right here….


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2012

27

Dec

Ashlee Simpson’s Teen Mom Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

This is just typical behavior from a girl who’s parents are going through a divorce cuz her dad is gay, you know spreading her ass on the internet in a bikini bottom, just cock teasing for perverts like you to give her attention her daddy never gave her cuz she had a vagina, but more importantly, because she wasn’t the cute daughter relatives wanted to molest, but I guess we already knew that back when she was baby making in her teens to get attention…..and now all I can think is “thanks for not showing us lip, cuz there’s no way that vagina isn’t as ravaged as you’d imagine it would be, thanks to the whole birthing process….decent legs though…

Just be glad this isn’t Jessica Simpson’s ass…because…it will probably eat you like an all you can eat buffet….you know taking food in from both ends just to get it inside her….and not in a good way…in an obese chick way….


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2012

27

Dec

Martha Hunt in Aerie Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Martha Hunt it – but Luckily, who she is really doesn’t fucking matter….it is what she does that matters and she does lingerie modeling…and looks pretty fucking good while doing it…..cuz that body is a wonderland…a winter fucking wonderland…it’s just unfortunate for her that her name is Martha…one name that sounds like vomiting….

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