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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2012

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Labor Day always reminds me that I need to retire. Working, even when it isn’t work, but is instead posting shit to the internet, non sense that doesn’t get me paid….it still fucking sucks and steals my soul….I need private beaches, native half naked women, and homemade whiskey….fuck the American dream.

How to: Pick Up Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Greatest Athlete Meltdowns: A Collection
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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Commercials That Are Funny Don’t Make Me Want to Buy Shit But at Least They Make Me Kinda Laugh – VIDEO
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Stephanie Branton is a Blondie Girl Next Door Type
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Reba Sky is a Little Early Morning Treat
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Minka Kelly is Still So, So Hot
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Meet Joan Smalls
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Do As You Wish (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Hottie Shows Off Her Hot Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Guy Bulldozes Line of Parked Cars – VIDEO
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Lily Figuera Poses Sexy Outside (SITE NSFW)
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Super Fit Babes Compete Against Each Other – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You Busy All Day (NSFW)
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2012

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got sexually harrassed by a drunk 16 year old…..there was a group of them all slutted out in heels and mini skirts…totally wasted and annoying singing Call Me Maybe….they clearly just left a party….one was pissing on the side of the street…while another one ran up to me trying to convince me to hug her…she was hot but looked 12 and even the deepest and strongest animal instinct in my pervert core wouldn’t let me hug her back….and I guess that offended her, cuz she is still a girl, and girls always try to get what they want out of men, even when young…leading to her getting in my face and screaming at me….reminding me why I didn’t hug her back in the first place…cuz bitches be crazy even when jailbait….

Here are some links…

Anne Hathaway Getting Violated
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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The 100 Best NFL Cheerleadrs…
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Sexiest Ice Cream Truck
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14 Funny Commericials
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Rita Oro Hot Mini Skirt for GQ
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So LeAnn Rimes Went To Rehab For Twitter. Man I Really Hate People
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Courtney Stodden Wants Playboy, Playboy Wants Nothing To Do With Her Plastic Iguana Ass
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Grenade Throwing FAILURE, Whoops – VIDEO
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Happy Labor Day! 20 Photos Of Hot Girls Doing Manual Labor
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Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan
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Spencer Nicks Sounds Like Some Ugly Dudes Name But This Babe is Anything But Either of Those
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Terez Has a Tight Body and I’d Like to Be All Over It (NSFW)
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Megan Medellin is a Sexy Cyber Girl
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Joyce Jones Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild – VIDEO
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Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis
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Emo Girlfriend Puts Her Tight Butthole to the Test (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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I Want Some of Pizza Hut’s Squirting Crust Pizza And I Want It Now – VIDEO
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Interview with a Nude Maid! (NSFW)
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Tia Mowry Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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Now THIS Chick Has Great Tits (NSFW)
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And Now the Sexiest Ice Cream Truck Ever – VIDEO
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Hahahahahah Kid Ruins Magician’s Trick – VIDEO
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Some Jennifer Lopez Just Because
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Blake Lively is Red Hot at the Launch of Gucci’s New Fragrance
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Bar Refaeli has a Wedgie
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Legless Push Ups on Video. Wait, What?
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In Heroic Old Heads News: 80-Year-Old Great-Grandma Bungles Armed Robbery By Flinging Fruit At Thieves!
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Mallory Strips Down and I Like It (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts (SITE NSFW)
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Summer is Almost Over so Enjoy Ladies in Short Jean Shorts While You Can
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Fitnes Babe Competition
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Compilation of People Fainting
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“Oogieloves” Gets the Worst Box-Office Opening EVER
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Check Out These 2 Masterbating Teens (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio is MILFy and I Like It
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Some Strong Bitch Arm Wrestles
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Candicie Swanepoel Hot as Fuck for Numero
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Cleaning Lady Porn
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Random Porn Videos….
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2012

Sep

Emma Watson for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Emma Watson always entertains me because she’s not all that hot, but she’s got this loyal pervert fan base who think she is….

They have been waiting for her to turn 18 since the first Harry Potter movie, you know back before she was pubic hairy, but that they waited out before jerking off to her, cuz in their wizard dens in their basements where they make potions dressed like Harry Potter, she is queen, and you must respect your Wizard queen…and not pollute her or dishonor her….people are fucking weird….

Here are some pics of her in Glamour

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2012

Sep

Christina Milian’s Bathing Suit for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know which one of these bitchs is Christina Milian…because they both look the same to me…and that isn’t meant to be a racist comment…you know all black or ethnics look the same shit…or is it?

I figure it can’t be racist if you think both these bitches are lovely enough to try to get pregnant, even if you do it by mailing plastic bags of cum to their fan clubs, even if the idea of Christina Milian having a fan club is a joke…since she’s had one hit song, one hot video and now reads twitter comments on The Voice….far from a hero….just another single mother stereoype….with hot tits or friends with hot tits….who cares who they belong to because there are hot tits…

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2012

Sep

Springbreakers Promo Bikini Pic of the Day

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Springbreakers is the worst movie ever made that has had this much promotion and all it took was two days of shooting sex offender Selena Gomez pre-fat and pregnant and Vanessa Hudgens post-fat and child pornographer in their bikinis….This shit re-establishes the fact that hollywood is fucking doomed and that movies are just smut used to sell product…..and in this case that product is teens who aren’t teens but were teens violated by Disney execs when they were growing up….a product I can endorse because of all that it does to influence the way every day teen girls act, dress and take pics of themselves in front of the mirror…

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2012

Sep

Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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2012

Sep

Rashida Jones for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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This doesn’t look like the Rashida Jones I am used to. You know the Harvard graduate, daughter of Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones, Star of I Love you Man….Our Idiot Brother and all movies with that Segal motherfucker….she’s also on Parks and Recreation, something I’ve never seen but know that people like…..because Americans are retards and embrace, worship, trust and get controlled by all things that are on the TV because that is what is there for….

Either way, I’ve never found her hot, but for some reason this photoshoot, puts her 40 year old black/jewish rich kid face into a whole new light…one I can masturbate to…

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2012

Sep

Nicole Richie Mom Implants in a Bikini of the Day

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I hung out with Nicole Richie a long time ago and it wasn’t a high point in my life….but more importantly she was a fucking cunt then….so I can’t imagine her bratty adopted rich kid complex has changed all that much…I can’t imagine her being friendly or pleasant or anything but a bitter bitch angry at the world cuz her mom wanted nothing to do with her before giving her to Lionel Richie like she was a pair of used panties at one of his concert’s flung on stage….but I can stare at her breast implants when on the beach in Mexico….

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2012

Sep

Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day

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J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit….

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2012

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is labor day…I wasn’t going to post because I like to base my uploading shitty content of bitches I don’t give a fuck on schedule with banks, post office and grocery store schedules…but then remembered that this isn’t work, and I might as well just deal with this hangover like I do everyday with inspiring links for you to click….not as inspiring as the sex I had this weekend…but then again, when you’re this fantastic of a lover, not much is…

Hey ladies, you like jokes?

Police Officer Attacked By Children
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More Random Sports Hotties: Where Are They Now?
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Let’s All Subscribe to WHORE MAGAZINE
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Laura Lovette Brings Us Some Monday Morning Blonde Hotness
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This Shaolin Monk Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Nikki Marie Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Of Course Lindsay Lohan Trashed Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra Trailer. ‘Allegedly.’
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LeAnn Rimes Gets Into A Twitter Fight With A Schoolteacher
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Web Cam Sluts For Your Monday Holiday (NSFW)
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How to: Ruin a Super Gith Vagina (NSFW)
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Some Things You May Not Know About Kate Upton
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Hillary Fisher is Sexy in the Woods (SEMI NSFW)
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Human Slingshot! Yessssssss – VIDEO
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Make Your Monday Holiday More Sexy With These Sexy Games (NSFW)
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