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2012

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model…She’s 20….she was in SI Swimsuit this year….she’s represented by a major modeling agency and now she’s the face of Frederick’s of Hollywood…a prestigious brand all the high class escorts have been buying their trashy lingerie from the last two decades….

I went to her facbeook page, trying to find out more about her and it read like a fortune cookie….all irrelevant words of wisdom that aren’t wise…but to a 20 year old…probably seem to be….here is some of her tips….that I don’t know how they relate back to posing half naked for a trashy lingerie company…but that’s ok…

Every person is a new door to a different world

Success comes in can’s, not cant’s

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well

There is not formula for success except, perhaps, an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back

Make the most of yourself, that is all there is of you

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them

A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows

The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others

As soon as people decide to confront a problem, they realize that they are far more capable than they thought they were

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but going out there and dancing in the rain

If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do

Open your arms to change, but don’t give up your values

It’s better to regret something you did than something you didn’t do

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it

Fascinating.

Here are the pics….joining the roster of such memorable whores like Cindy Margolis, Pamela Anderson , Leeannn Tweeden and Shauna Sand…..Good hustle….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2012

08

Aug

Samara Weaving Nip Slip on Set of the Day


Samara Weaving is some hot Australian actor who was raised in Fiji, but who moved back to Australia and now stars on a show called Home & Away, that she is filming in these pics, which conveniently include her in a bikini with some nipple peaking out….She’s 20, her boyfriend is 31, reminding us all the it is never too late to use our years of experience to manipulate hot young girls into our beds, you know playing on their stupidity and naivety, and make fucking magic…leaving them with HPV and us with an addiction to doing it again and again to girls equally as dumb and hot….not to say Samara Weaving is dumb, I mean I know nothing about Australian pop culture, but I’m not trying to fuck her, she’s too snobby and successful….I just look at her tits to inspire me to lure in 20 year olds of my own….


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Posted in:NSFW|Samara Weaving

2012

08

Aug

Pink’s Nipples Scare Me of the Day

Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl, and even post pregnancy, all thick, yet deflated, I am still not convinced she’s an actual girl…just a huge conspiracy to cover-up her X-Game’s husband’s homosexuality…and the record label’s lies when they put her to market back in the late 90s…..

The real issue isn’t so much the size of Pink’s testicles, or the fact she still goes by the name Pink, or even the size of her clit….or her dick…depending on who you ask….the real issue is what the fuck is wrong with CoverGirl as a brand…they went from Ellen to this…don’t they know lesbians aren’t that huge of a make-up market….even if they are called lipstick lesbians…and last I checked CoverGirl wasn’t in the business of Penis hating….

Eiher way, I am posting the pics cuz her tits were too weird to ignore…


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Posted in:Pink

2012

08

Aug

Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

You know what isn’t hot…Rod Stewart’s thick as fuck, monster of a wife, rocking a whole lot of baby weight on her huge model who was always large, frame…..wearing a bikini….but not just wearing a bikini…but also abusing her fucking self in a bikinig…hand deep in her bottoms…scratching something…or removing something that I can only assume is Rod Stewart….his a mini-man and she makes for a warm pod when playing “re-birth”…something he should look into for his career….if anything it is actually disgusting…at least when you stare and try to understand what is triggering this public behavior….from bad shave…to bad herpes…it’s anyone’s guess…..

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2012

08

Aug

Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

Posted in:Monica Cruz

2012

08

Aug

Irina Shayk Rockin’ a Bikini Top of the Day


I am not allowed to post THE HOT AS FUCK IRINA SHAYK TITS SPILLING OUT OF A BIKINI PICS because the paparazzi are pretty unreasonable and like making examples out of some people, like me, even though I am broke as fuck cuz this shit site doesn’t make money….while huge corporate sites are stealing their pics and never getting sued for it….cuz they are bigger than the paparazzi and can’t get bullied by them….

So I am forced to post pics of her with an ask…encouraging you to CLICK THE LINK TO SEE HER IN THE BIKINI CUZ SHE IS HOTTER IN A BIKINI THAN HOLDING AN AXE

Even if that axe is the tool she used to convince her homosexual soccer playing boyfriend she obviously doesn’t fuck cuz he’s a homosexual….to use her as his front….in exchange for the fame and fortune her half naked body deserves cuz she’s fucking spectacular…..


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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

08

Aug

Anna Kournikova for S Moda Magazine of the Day

Anna Kournikova is probably the reason this site is a celebrity site….because before posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics back in 2004 or 2005….the site had barely any traffic….but after posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics…it started hitting 100,000 people a day….so I did the natural thing and decided to focus less on weird sexual dysfunction and freaks of the world….but instead focus on celebrity pussy I could not care less about…but who I post pics of and write how much I hate them….8 years later…and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing…it is all this Enrique fucking Russian tennis playing cunt’s fault…and I hate her for it….but I don’t hate her pics in S Moda….cuz she’s still hot….

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2012

08

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Here are a bunch of pics of Miranda Kerr exactly the way you have seen her and so many other Victoria’s Secret models before….it is a cut and paste, always the fucking same formula that I hate, but can’t fully hate, because let’s face it, there’s half naked hot as fuck, even after making babies, which is so fucking odd to me, bitches being half naked….and to complain about that is up on some first world problems kick…as the real complaint is why aren’t any of these model whores bouncing on my fucking dick….whether it is too small for them to feel or not….that’s the real issue at hand…and not that Victoria’s Secret is repetitive shit…since everything in life is repetitive…even this post…I’ve written the same thing week after fucking week….there’s only so much to fucking say assholes….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

08

Aug

Danielle Harris Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Danielle Harris is an irrelevant Hollywood actor who does a bunch of straight to DVD Horror movies that you have probably never heard of….and probably will never really hear of….even though she’s doing her best to get noticed….from posting bikini pics on twitter….to doing segments on Dr Phil about being stalked trying to trick us into thinking people actually care….despite being 35 and pretty much old enough to throw in the towel and go back to being a Jewish mom with a rich Jewish husband, making babies and living the good life for her peers to gossip about…instead of humiliating herself by pretending she’s an actual actor…..

Posted in:Danielle Harris

2012

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I am officially too anti-social for social networking….sure Instagram Terms of Service say something like “Don’t be a meanie or a troll”….when my jokes are easily read as being a meanie and being a troll…and reality is that I am not too anti-social to proposition girls into having sex with me….I am just not very good at making them want to have sex with me….

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Now That’s One Awesome Grandpa – VIDEO
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Fox News ia Pretty Much Ruining the Olympics
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Was in a Police Chase of the Day
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This Kid Understands Gay Marriage, Why Can’t The Rest of the Bigots Out There? – VIDEO
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Sophia Vergara is Fake Pregnant
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The 10 Best Celebrity Comebacks
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Wednesday Better (NSFW)
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Bitches Drink Each Others Squirt (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Auto Correct Fails
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Krystal is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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