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2012

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to leave my house for once….met some groupies who never heard of the site, hung with some homeless people who had great conversation, flirted with old as fuck immigrant women, fought over women with the cat whisperer, met a girl who collects bones from animals in boxes in her basement who worked at a rib restaurant to get closer to her fetish….but I didn’t get a blowjob….so I shoulda just stayed home….

Now THESE Are Soccer Goal Celebrations
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God Bless the Miami Dolphin CheerleadersS
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Free Cam Shows. I Don’t Need to Give You a Reason
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Micaela Schäfer is Basically Naked at the Euro Cup
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This Sleeping Baby Bunny Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart
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Charlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again
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Big Tittied Teen Gets Herself Off
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Sorry But I Just Can’t Believe Jamie Foxx as President
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really popular on the internet….Today I met THE ONE MAN WHO READS THE SITE ….I also got followed by the greatest set of implants on Instagram (drunkenstepfather)….and FACEBOOK always gets me laid….

I’m feeling good to be on the internet…but that could just be the bathsalts…Here are the stepLINKS….

Octomom Cancels Stripping Gig After Manager Mentions She Has Kids. Makes Sense.
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From The Not-So-Scandalous Files: John Travolta’s 6 Year-Long Gay Affair With A Pilot
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Jessica Alba’s Hot Tits in Tight Dress
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Bad Bike Race Start
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20 Sports Hottties who Should Ruin Their Lives….
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The Ventriloquist – Starring Kevin Spacey is Amazing….
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T Rex Eating School Children – VIDEO
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Ridley Scott’s “Alien”
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Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan
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The Sweeter the Babe the Hotter the Strip
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Brunette Hottie in Platforms and Lingerie. Awhhh Yeah
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Okokok More Kate Upton
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Amanda bynes is Tweeting Barack Obama And Is a Complete Idiot. MUST READ
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Free Cams To Make the Most of Your Wednesday
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Yup, She is a Squirter – VIDEO
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Sports Hotties Who Could Be the Next Bachelorette
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Lisa Ann in a Shiny Bikini
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Sam Faiers Loses Her Bikini Top
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What’s She Got Inside Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Ciara Total Side Boob With A Small Pastie
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Drew Barrymore Got Married or Some Shit
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Slips Into Vintage Bikini for Short Art Film Role (PHOTOS)
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Malena Morgan Brings the Hotness
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This Chick Gets Slutty With a Cucumber…Uh ohhhh
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You Can’t Be Serious: Nike’s New Collaboration Sneaker With Kanye West The “Yeezy II” Is Selling on eBay For Over $80,000!!!
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Star Wars XXX Prop is Gonna be Displayed in Las Vegas
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Jordana Brewster? Why Not
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A Teen and Her Dildo
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Christina Hendricks and Her Massive Boobs Are Back
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Drummer Puts on a Show
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Florence Welch Tries Looking Hot in a Magazine
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Yup, I’d Still Fuck It
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Kate Upton Has Some Pretty Big Tits. Here They Are
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Claudia Romani’s Tits And Sweet Ass Hit The Beach In Miami
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3-D Pussy Lips
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I’d Love To Join In And Grab A Handful Of Tit
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Itchy Boston Asshole
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Charlize Theron’s Posing with Kirsten Steward in Lingerie Yo
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Tim Burton’s Filmography….
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders – Call On ME
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Jenny McCarthy Eating Pizza
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Julianne Hough Glamour
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Katherine McPhee in Emmy Magazine
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Missy Peregrym Hot Tits in Shape
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Sara Jean Underwood Men’s Fitness
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Christina Ricci Tight Jeans Liittle Body
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Naked Skateboard Chicks Get Fucked….
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Upskirt at a Drugstore!
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A Whole Lot of Porn for you to Jerk Off To
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I RECRUIT GIRLS TO THIS TO SEE THEM NAKED FOR FREE AND YOU SHOULD TOO
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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago:

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential

I’m glad she listened. I am so influential…

Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in…

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Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should….

Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it.

Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sucking Popsicles in her Bikini of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord has peaked. I think the day a girl starts posing with popsicles for paparazzi she pays….it is time for her to replace that shit with a real dick….her time has almost come where sucking dick on camera is just what she does….and this mainstream career on shitty shows becomes being the top player in porn game….I mean she’s 90 percent of the way there…..and I can’t help but take note of it….


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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for…

These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

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I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Posted in:Leila Lopes|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Brandi Glanville in Her Bathing Suit of the Day


Brandi Glanville isn’t even a Real Housewife, despite being on a show called Real Housewife, that is a horrible half scripted show documenting a horrible high society social scene filled with some of the tackiest rich cunts in the community, because Brandi Glanville was dumped for LeAnn Rimes. but got on the show anyway, probably cuz the producers felt it came with much needed drama to tie into their shit…..you know cuz the bottom feeders are always the loudest….and now she’s out posing that mom body in a bathing suit to either compete with LeAnn Rimes, or cry for attention….cuz that’s the basic formula all girls need for attention. True story.


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Posted in:Brandi Glanville|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day

I know everyone fucking loves Kate Upton. I blame aggressive marketing and massive tits for that.

I am just glad I am not as easily influenced, cuz when I see these pics of Kate Upton are photoshopped and she still looks fat in them. Sure not offensively USA MADE fat….but sloppy enough to know she will be fat….not to mention her face is far from perfection that her attention in the media would make you think….but she does have long legs…and you idiots like staring at anything that is her….idiots.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

So I saw these pics of Erin Wasson circulating the internet the last couple of hours….they claimed they were from Glamour France July 2012….but I knew I saw these titties in this stance before….So I did some very intense investigative journalism…and found THE SAME PICS IN VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2010 …..Is the internet lying to me…or is the Fashion media running on a budet, recycling old photoshoots that are still relevant cuz people still dress this way, is the economic crash in Europe to blame for low budgets, who fucking knows and who fucking cares, cuz Erin Wasson is a hot, surfer, cool chick model…and I’ll look at tit pics of her from any year….I don’t need recent, I just need topless….

I do feel pretty clever for catching this though…you see cuz i don’t even remember posts I’ve done a day often times an hour after I post them. I must be connected at the soul with this bitch or something….

Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos