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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

07

Mar

Jennifer Nicole Lee is Still in her Bikini of the Day

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This cunt annoys me….Her name is Jennifer Nicole Lee and she doesn’t matter. She isn’t famous, she’s just friends with the paparazzi…sure, she wrote a book a few years back cuz she was fat and now she’s not, and like all once fat now fit bitches, she’s out flaunting her shit like it’s a fucking prize or trophy for her hard work, like there aren’t 100s of other bitches substantially hotter than her, all cuz she’s high on endorphines and oher girls don’t matter….male attention matters…making up for all the mistreatment she got when she was fat…and you know what fat or not…she’s still fucking old and ugly…can’t change that, can you fatty…

I hope she dies in a cardio machine accident from a supplement overdose cuz fat chicks, who lose the weight are just fat chicks with confidence, and there’s nothing worse than that…you can take the fat chick out of the fat suit but you can’t take the fat out of the fat chick turned skinny…..and I fucking hate fat chicks…skinny or not, it’s a state of mind.

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2012

07

Mar

Katy Perry Stupid Hair Lace Cleavage of the Day

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There is one good thing about Katy Perry. The is the only good thing about Katy Perry….I mean unless you are suffering from the recession like Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy, and her 45 million dollars a year salary inspires you to want to fuck her, I mean truth be told, her vagina is enough to inspire me to fuck her, but it would be a very angry and hateful fuck…cuz she makes me angry and hateful, fuck…leaving her er bruised and degraded…with no self esteem just questions of what just happened to her….we call that Hit It to Hit It…if you know what I mean.

Yes. I’m a genius. Thanks for stopping by.


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2012

07

Mar

Jordan Katie Price Modeling Her Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is always Hysterical in her ridiculousness that I appreciate for mor than the fact that she looks like a fucking tranny now, because I’ve been watching her and her ridiculous tits all these years, sacrifice any integrity or self respect, in a go big or go home kind of way that she took fucking literally….and now she’s a billionaire who looks like this, shamelessly promoting bullshit, and you know what…I love it….From her Sex Tapes to her ridiculousness….she deserves all she’s got….from being awesome…even if she looks like a fucking tranny now….


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2012

07

Mar

Ashley Benson’s Ass Cheek in Shorts of the Day

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Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It�..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On� that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she got some short shorts on….and that’s the end of that story…I know fascinating…I should put it in my diary…or even my memoir…

Who cares about any of these twats…That’s what it comes donw to…


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2012

07

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens’ Has Got a Meaty Pussy of the Day

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I am fascinated with girls who have flappy vaginas…because I’m fascinated with all vaginas….and from my experience more meat doesn’t mean less tight…

For the longest time all I wanted was a coinslot pussy, you know just a slit…the kind you think rarely exist in the adult world cuz Playboy photoshops labia….but as life progressed, I realized those only happen on chubby girls and that the perfect pussy that are just a line waiting for you to walk with your tongue to find the clit are rare….i

In fact the best pussys out there have some lip and clit….those are the ones that cum easier, that are more fun to suck on, that feel better as a wrist watch or mitten….but for some reason girls are insecure about the shit….maybe cuz there is surgery to correct the shit….even though there’s nothing to correct….you know making you fuck them in the dark….when really pussy meat is some of the best meat out there….

So Here’s Vanessa Hudgens shoving her labia into a pair of shorts and I like it….save the meatless pussies for the faggots…


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2012

07

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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I don’t know how the stepNEWS doesn’t have it’s own TV show….It’s just that good….if it had a hole I could fuck I’d fuck it…far better than any woman around….especially the clip about the dude who accidentally killed his gf with a homemade cannon in his trailer park home….dreams do come true.

Reporter Falls Asleep On The Air
While doing a live shot for Fox Austin political reporter Doug Luzader fell asleep on the air on Wednesday morning.

Toilets Exploding at Chicago College
Dozens of toilets have begun exploding due to water pressure issues at a University of Chicago dorm.

Man Accidentally Kills Girlfriend With Homemade Cannon
A man indadvertedly killed his girlfriend when he set off his homemade cannon outside their mobile home in California.

Girl gang robs Good Samaritan
Four teens, ages 17-19, faked car trouble to lure 21-year old Cameron Castro as he was walking home early Saturday morning on Curry Ford Road in Orlando.

Officer Suspended for Alleged Exposure
The Arlington Police Department is standing by its decision to suspend one of its officers rather than fire him. He was investigated for sexual misconduct while on duty.

Deer Gets Stuck in Dressing Room
A deer burst into a clothing store dressing room in Lansdale, PA, closing the door behind itself.

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2012

07

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does April 2012 Maxim Proper of the Day

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It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing….

She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down…

Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships…

There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her….

But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on…

This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….

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2012

07

Mar

Jaime Pressly Twitter Bikini Pic Round 2 of the Day

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Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene…

Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter ….

Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….

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2012

07

Mar

Julia Faria Amazing Beach Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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I don’t know who this Julia Faria bitch is, or how old she is, but I do know she’s got a great ass, and more importantly a modeling contract, which is a manditory requirement to hang out with me, and by modeling contract I mean vagina, cuz even the meaty ones with little dick clits and piss flaps you can wear as a gas mask, are still hott of fuck, if anything, even hotter to fuck cuz they look like rotting deli meat sandwiches, mangled up murder victim, an alien creatures from under the sea and/or thick fleashy christmas tree decorations hanging off the tree and over the gifts all bottled up into a pinkish, brown, warm an lubricated place to stick my dick…..

Either way, this Julia Faria bitch is a bikini model, she’s from Brazil and I think I may love her…

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2012

07

Mar

Miranda Kerr Singing in Japanese for Lots of Money of the Day

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Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick…

I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism….

Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell…

Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room

Here’s the behind the scenes….

Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…

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