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2012

28

Feb

Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me.

The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed….

So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

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2012

28

Feb

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I found out a lot of people hate me. I think that would hurt my feelings if I had feelings. What’s to hate, I post pictures of things want to see, I write charming, often times romantic things about those pictures, and I think I’m an all round nice, kind hearted guy. I don’t exploit people on FB or people in person anymore, I stick to the public domain, I mean I shouldn’t be hated…..not known, ignored, irrelevant definitely….but hated…..that’s just mean…..


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Gia is One Sexy Red Head
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2012

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still annoyed….I think it is the end of a 3 day hangover from a 15 year drinking binge….or maybe it is cuz I decided to try to quit drinking to see if I die from Alcohol withdrawal since dying from Alcoholism takes too long…only because I’m tired of blacking out, losing my shit, getting beat up, and fucking whores without condoms without remember how awesome a night it was….I figure I can be a cunt without the booze….and do all the same things clear minded….but this could be an alcohol withdrawal hallucination going on….this new thought process could be fixed with one strong drink….and what it comes down to is that I blame the Oscars.

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Kate Winslet’s Go Serious Tits
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Brazil’s Carnaval In Slow Motion
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Ali Larter Brings Out The Camel Toe
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Surfer Vs RC Surfer
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Anne Hathaway Compares Herself to Lohan But Doesn’t Compare her Vagina
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Miley Cyrus Got Fancy For Some Party, I’m Surprised She Isn’t Wearing a Denim Vest to Be Honest
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Sacha Baron Cohen Dropped A Load On Ryan Seacrest – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Blow Your Mind
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Crazy Guy Jumps From a Roof – VIDEO
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10 Once Great Actors We’d Like To See Be Great Again
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Georgia Salpa Is Busting Out Of Her Tank Top
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Kate Upton Is Doing Hamburger Commercials Now – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Lyla
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20 Pictures Of Hot Babes In Skimpy Shortss
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. You Deserve a Little Break
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Young Wife Strips Down – VIDEO
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The Best Sports Hottie From Each State
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Helicopter Falls Apart on Landing
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Wants To Fuck Seal
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Some Perverted Camel Toe Pics
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Snow White galelry for the Weirdos
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Dubstep Violen
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Stephanie Seymour 43 Year Old Boobs!
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Yeah, I Would Bang Meryl Streep
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Here’s All the Razzie Nominations
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These Chicks Have a Queef Off
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LYNN LOVE TEASES WITH HER BIG BOOTY
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Super Model Marisa Miller Sparkles at Vanity Fair Oscars Party (PHOTOS)
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Marysol Patton Looks Like Trouble
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Well Hello Lacey Banghard
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Natasha Alam See Through
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Rosa Acosta Doing House Chores!
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Victoria Justice Brings the Hotness as Always
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Jessica Burciaga is Completely Out Of Hand
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Corpse in an Elevator Prank – VIDEO
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Meanwhile in India…
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Vida Guerra Wants To Remind You She’s Alive By Showing Off Her Tight New Body On Twitter!
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Teen Lesbians Playing War Games – VIDEO
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The Invention Of Porn’s POV Shot Is Explored In Comedy Sketch
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Katrin Kozy is Masterbating – VIDEO
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Nina Adgal – Sports Illustrated 2012
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Gotta Love a Sexy Redhead
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Irina Shayk @ Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
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Have You Ever Flashed Somebody? – VIDEO
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Mighty Hot Miela Nude
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Arianny Celeste is Super Sexy in Maxim
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Dumb Blonde Gets Stuck
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lindsay Lohan Is Desperate, Will Joke About Anything on SNL
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Selena Gomez Hotness
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Lucky Driver Barely Avoids Collision
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Natale Porntman Herschlagg at Some Bullshit
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She’s A 14 Year Old Whore In The Making. Can You Guess?
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This Greek Bitch Must Take It Up The Shitter?
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6 or More Layers of Guitar – Cool….
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Angelina Jolie’s Leg Goes VIral
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Damn Deep Voice
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Sofia Vergara Candid Twitter Pics In A Bra With Her Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Is Fucking Disgsuting
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Fail Compilation 2012
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Laura Prepon Tits at an Event
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Arianny Celeste in Maxim
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Miley See Thru Skirt
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Appartment Hunting
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Tara Reid At an Event of the Day
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Miley Leaving Pilates in Tight Pants
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Angelina Jolie – Oscar Leg
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Today’s Smut MEET
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Anal Training
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PUNK Girl Fucked Hard
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Webcam Star of the Day
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2012

27

Feb

Stephanie Seymour in V Magazine of the Day

I know that Stephanie Seymour is a shameless bitch who prances around in her bikini like she didn’t break up Guns N Roses….all in her 50s but still capable of giving her gay son a boner….. BECAUSE I DOCUMENT HER BIKINI PICS …..

But V MAGAZINE did a shoot with her and they got her topless for fashion…something that I doubt was overly challenging…you know since she got naked at her prime and as women age they become a little less conservative….especially when eager for attention….but she looks hot…..or at least substantially better than when the paparazzi get pics of her…

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2012

27

Feb

Paz dela Heurta for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Paz dela Huerta….from her EXPOSED ASSHOLE IN A PHOTOSHOOT ….to all her nudity on Boardwalk Empire before getting fired that I’ve posted….to all the other nudity she’s been involved with all these one year that I’ve posted…because she’s just that girl who always looks drunk or high, unshowered, and like she’d be masturbating in the corner at some hipster party while her best friend ate her out and her gay friend put his dick in her mouth cuz they are so innovative, avant garde, and hip…

THat’s why these pics of her at Terry Richardson’s after party, flashing tit and ass for the fun of it, you know to be that wild naked girl at the party, wasted….are so amazing….expected….obvious….but amazing…

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2012

27

Feb

Marisa Miiller’s Hot Tits at Some Oscar Shit of the Day


I am pretty sure the Vanity Fair party is where all the hot Los Angeles pussy came out to celebrate the Oscars…From BROOKLYN DECKER AND HER CLEAVAGE to MARIA SHARAPOVA AND HER NUTTY SKIRT to some SCARY KATE HUDSON this was the party where you probably would have been arrested for sneaking in cuz you’d be too busy masturbating all over the gift bags hoping they include panties these bitches wear without washing in efforts to knock them up and be their K-Fed…at least I know that that’s what I’d be doing if I was there…and maybe that’s why I don’t get invited to parties ever….

Either way, Marisa Miller was there and she had great cleavage and despite finding her hard faced and old, I know her implants are probably only 10, so if anything, we’re all a bunch of sex offenders for appreciating them.


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2012

27

Feb

Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is…


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2012

27

Feb

Sarah Hyland Twitter Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV….

Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it?

Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.

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2012

27

Feb

Angela Simmons Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I think I am the official ANGELA SIMMONS IS A SPOILED BRAT WHO IS ALWAYS AT THE MIAMI HOUSE IN A BIKINI CUZ SHE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB OR NEED A JOB SINCE HER DAD IS RUN FROM RUN DMC AND HER UNCLE IS RUSSELL and I don’t know why….maybe it is cuz I love black girls…or rich girls…or rich black girls who I bet are whiter than any white girl I have met…you know with living in the upper crust of society all her life….or maybe it’s the whole black history month challenge of fucking a black girl this month not working out…but I know that fat ass and cellulite or not…I like this girl….she’s a keeper and that’s why I’ll continue documenting her bikini clad life even if she doesn’t have a body that should be bikini clad by societies standards…..something she doesn’t give a fuck about cuz she lives on her own fucking planet of reality…..


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2012

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day

The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit…

Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero….

Thanks for being on this journey with me…

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