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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

27

Feb

Angela Simmons Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I think I am the official ANGELA SIMMONS IS A SPOILED BRAT WHO IS ALWAYS AT THE MIAMI HOUSE IN A BIKINI CUZ SHE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB OR NEED A JOB SINCE HER DAD IS RUN FROM RUN DMC AND HER UNCLE IS RUSSELL and I don’t know why….maybe it is cuz I love black girls…or rich girls…or rich black girls who I bet are whiter than any white girl I have met…you know with living in the upper crust of society all her life….or maybe it’s the whole black history month challenge of fucking a black girl this month not working out…but I know that fat ass and cellulite or not…I like this girl….she’s a keeper and that’s why I’ll continue documenting her bikini clad life even if she doesn’t have a body that should be bikini clad by societies standards…..something she doesn’t give a fuck about cuz she lives on her own fucking planet of reality…..


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2012

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day

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The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit…

Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero….

Thanks for being on this journey with me…

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2012

27

Feb

Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Fantasy Picture 10 Years Too Late of the Day

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I think I overshot my excitement on this picture of Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum a couple of ex- Victoria’s Secret pussy in dresses, sticking tongues out, grabbing asses…..by giving them a post….because I realize they’re not naked…but more importantly they are old, washed up, and this site is supposed to be about new pussy breaking down doors crying for attention through nudity so people notice them and not old and established pussy fully clothed….

If it is not crying for attention for people to notice them…I don’t wanna know about them…but I did it….so it’s too late now…I’m gonna run with it….

Maybe the story in this is the Jew and the Nazi unite…..despite how one’s grandparents gassed the other’s grandparents….in a forgive and forget…we’re both models…and that’s our bond…..

But it’d be a better story if this ended in German scat…and who knows…maybe it did….back in the hotel room….when the cameras were off and the plastic sheets were sprawled out…


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2012

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohab Lookin’ Like Death of the Day

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A girl on my facebook took this picture of Lindsay Lohan at Terry Richardson at some show that Terry Richardson was putting on where Lohan went to support cuz it was the “it” fashion thing to be seen at…and because she likes to pretend she is Terry Richardson’s muse as it makes her feel important…while Richardson likes to pretend she is too cuz people love looking at pics of Lohan half naked …..except me….because when I look at this face I see a 48 year old housewife trying to look young and not a hot little cokeslut looking to suck my dick….there’s nothing appealing in it to me…no fantasy….and I’ve met Lohan and still can’t even debate fapping to her……

This is only hot to the haters and the necrophiliacs hoping that this look is a direct reflection of her health….leading one to believe she’ll soon be a corpse…

But as a longtime Lohan fan and lover…I just get disppointed….knowing that such amazing tits are going to waste….with such a wasted face….especially when she looked like this and THIS in 2008….


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2012

27

Feb

Best Paparazzi Picture of the Day

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Every once in a while the paparzzi deliver a picture that is actually worth looking at…cuz most of the time their pictures fucking suck…. you know one that takes skill, balls, hustle, concept, vision to capture and release….even if they are on payroll from the no name trying to make a name for herself…in the form of this unknown UK trash named Tulisa Contostavlos cameltoe….even though as a greek we know her real pussy is her asshole…Good job paparazzi…you deserve an oscar for this shit.


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2012

27

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,â€? which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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2012

27

Feb

Sherlyn Chopra Workout Cameltoe of the Day

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Her name is Sherlyn Chopra and she’s some B-Grade Bollywood film star from India who I am posting in efforts to increase my India readership, since there are billions of them, I might as well have them on this site instead of another…..see how enterprising I am…but more importantly….see how easy it is to become famous in other countries when their own are posing for work out pictures of their hot bodies rocking some cameltoe…I mean this is the shit gyms were invented for…not that I ever go to the gym…but if I did it would be partially for the cameltoe….and partially for the squats….

That’s all I have to say about this Indian. Dot not Feather.

Hottest thing from India since jerking off to that Princess Jasmine disney character…but I’m not convinced she was from india…but she was when I was jerking off to her…I’m even racist and ignorant when jerking off to cartoons….what’s wrong with me….


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2012

27

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Big Fucking Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why I’m bothering with this shit….but I am going to assume it is cuz I have nothing better to do….cuz some 45 year old who still has it going on…but is still nothing but a whore way past her prime showing some cleavage on twitter is just not inspiring at all…

I dont watch her show, I don’t get why she’s famous, there are just too many question marks when it comes to Vergara….but the one thing that we know and trust is that she knows her value, worth and talent resides in her bra….and maybe acknowledging that is what makes her worth looking at…or maybe I just like tits on all ages…it would explain why I used to try to knock up women at the old folks homes….easy with a little lube and best with a little dementia so they don’t tell on you…and if they do….they usually get the story wrong and no one ever believes the crazy old lady….except that one time when her family set up video cameras to find the source of the bite marks…which sucked….but not as much as these pics for not being topless.

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2012

27

Feb

Coco’s Fat Ass Defies Gravity of the Day

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For some reason…..I knew these pics were coming…maybe I was on Coco’s twitter….or maybe I read it somewhere… you know since she’s the new fat ass Kardashian with a reality show….and it doesn’t matter where she mentioned something about sky yoga where she hang from the ceiling….it just matters that she posted the pics….

This is workout is a weird hippie trend in Hollywood…and even Belladonna famous for being the dirtiest bitch in porn showed off her new skill of sky dancer…..at the AVNs while I thought to myself that this is some gay shit that is far more interesting when she is being the dirtiest bitch in porn….

But I guess seeing Coco’s ass defy gravity in some retarded sport is amazing…but then again….It always amazes me when fat ass chicks are athletic…it seems so unnatural….like everything else about Coco.

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2012

27

Feb

Kasia Struss Nipples for Numero of the Day

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Little model titties!!!

Kasia Struss is a model who has been topless before…. HERE and HERE …..ands she’s one of those models who has pretty much no fucking tits…strictly nipple…so getting topless is probably like a dude getting toples…not worried about how the shit hangs…or what the fucks going on…and for some reason I’m into any bitch getting paid to be topless…even if topless involves little to no tits and just nipple….cuz it is a psychological thing….no a physical thing..

I’m also married to an obese woman who has some of the sloppiest fucking tits and body in the history of body….the kind of body that makes you exicted for flat chested skinny pussy….because her fatness has ruined your fucking life….

But that could just be me…here’s the photoshoot for Numero.

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