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2012

17

Feb

Stephanie Pasterkamp’s Full Frontal on France TV of the Day

I am a huge fan of foreign films cuz they are full of tits and pussy…and this shit isn’t even a film…it’s a TV show called Kaboul Kitchen from france, where they get their actors completely naked like it was softcore porn, cuz they aren’t as uptight as Americans….for all we know this could be a fucking kids show….and thats why French girls have anal on the first date….

That said…watch it and take in some culture you fucking white trash hick…..

Now the only issue is that shit’s too short and fast like most of your sex to see labia flapping in the wind…but it’s good enough for me…

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2012

17

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Rude Angry Soon To Be Destroyed thanks to Pregnancy Cunt of the Day

The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

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2012

17

Feb

Sam Cooke is February 17th Page 3 Girl of the Day

This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to…..

This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people….

So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….

Posted in:Sam Cooke

2012

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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2012

17

Feb

Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own…

I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

Posted in:Shay Maria Shay Maria Shay Maria

2012

17

Feb

Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, & Erin Heatherton Run Around in Their Underwear at Alex Rodriguez’s House of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story of lust and loss…..or not….Michael Bay is filming the Victoria’s Secret commercial at Alex Rodriguez’s house and herpes would have been had by everyone….only A-Rod’s not into the lingerie model types, they are too busy, lady like and curvy…..he like his bitches as close to man as he can get without going or admitting to be a homo….it’s a jock thing….


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Doutzen Kroes|Erin Heatherton

2012

17

Feb

Christ Brown Partying with Stripper Ass of the Day

We have learned one thing from Chris Brown….who I like to call Christ Brown because he had the chance to punch Rihanna in the face and took it…while we just say we would punch her in the face if we met her…when really most of us would revert to groupie mode and try to make her our friend…..

Is that everyone is a fucking liar and full of fucking shit…that they all get passionate when he beat the bitch and went off about how evil he is for beating the bitch…but after a couple years girls are instead wishing Chris Brown was beating them….

He’s paved the way for women beaters everywhere….he proves that women beaters can be the icons they are meant to be….he proves that women beating is part of our heritage and at our core both men and women know that is what we’re supposed to do….it’s just social formalities and laws prevent us from doing it….all oppressive……that or the public collectively hates Rihanna too and think he’s some kind of war hero for taking one for the team…

Who cares….he’s into dumpy women….whether he beats them or not….groupie women would let him beat them…he’s still money making and award winning….and bringing this stripper back to his hotel room for an after party…he’s got it all figured out.


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2012

17

Feb

Brittney Palmer UFC Girl in Playboy of the Day

Britney Palmer busted out her Bald Pussy Muscles and titty muscles for her muscular photoshoot for Playboy that she probably agreed to do becuase back when she was a Magician’s Assistant at the Aladdin Hotel in Vegas in ’06 and the Soloist at the X Burlesque at the Flamingo….this Vegas Showgirls dream was just that….to one day be on the cover a Playboy and it happened for her all because of a small multi billion dollar sport called UFC….where closet cased jocks, raging on steroids watch men wrestle half naked….only to be distracted between rounds by this body….and you know what…any girl living out her dream of being naked….is a girl I am into endorsing…..


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Posted in:Britney Palmer

2012

17

Feb

Kate Moss Hot for W Magazine of the Day

Here is a hot fucking photoshoot of Kate Moss for W magazine…I don’t know what I like so much about it….I think it’s probably got something to do with Kate Moss being in it…since I’m her number 1 fan….or at least I think I am because I generally hate everyone, but her willingness to live a rockstar life, get drunk and high, not give a fuck about being naked whether paid or unpaid, her love for unprotected sex just touches me at my core….I think we may be soul mates who will never meet….I even gave her a BIRTHDAY NIPPLE RETROSPECTIVE and I generally don’t remember my own birthday….She’s the real fucking deal…here is her dirty cunt wrapped in high fashion underwear….

Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell asleep while having sex yesterday. I blame obesity, sleep apnea, low sex drive, desensitization…..the funniest thing is that the whore was hot and it fucked with her ego so she took my wallet probably only to find it was a stunt wallet cuz I’m as broke as I am broken….

I think a herpe is growing on my dick but then again it could just be Nicki Minaj teeth…..

This hangover is the best.

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