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2012

09

Jan

Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum hates me and that’s ok…I never get along with whores because I always end up calling them out as being whores…and whores hate admitting that in a whole “the truth hurts” kinda shit I live for…I can’t even count how many times I’ve offended some slut by calling her out for being a slut…but if I could remember at least one story it’d probably make this post more interesting….but I figured nudity on primetime cable TV makes it interesting enough cuz it is the future of TV people…I just can’t wait til there’s hardcore porn on NBC daytime……stop being so needy…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

09

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek.

So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date….

And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek….

That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

09

Jan

Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass of the Day

I’m over Amanda Seyfried. I found it cute and almost erotic that she was this boring celebrity bitch who didn’t play it up for the paparazzi – exposing her tits or pussy for attention because sometimes, very rarely, but sometimes, that whole thing gets boring….

I thought how cool she must be to do these wholesome movies while getting naked IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE ….never officially exploiting herself or her great tits…always playing it cool and uninterested…

But that was before today, when I was forced to accept that she’s got a shitty ass, she’s dull, I can’t jerk off to her paparazzi pics, not that I can jerk off to anything, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she fucking sucks.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking down the street yesterday and the cops pulled me over. I thought I was for sure getting arrested for posting the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics from when she was 17, or something similar, like having sex with 17 year olds, but they just wanted to lecture me on the dangers of Jay Walking and threaten me with a ticket and the funny thing in all that is that when they were doing that to me….half a block up the street some asian or native looking motherfucker was pushing a chubby young blonde girl while screaming in her face that he has the money while she held her opened hand out with crack rock in it….reminding me that police really have their priorities in check…maybe they should forget the crack whores getting beaten and hand out some talking on your cell phone tickets to drivers…idiots…

Yes that is all that happened to me this weekend. I only left the house once. Hermit.

Here’s some morning links to get the party started…

Meanwhile in India…. – VIDEO
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25 Biggest Female Wedgies in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Hotness
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Car Surfing Is Really Fucking Dangerous – VIDEO
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Emily Addison is Everywhere
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Ahhhhh Nicole Sparks
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David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Ohhhhh Yeaaaahhh
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Big Tittied Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 100 Sexiest Album Covers of All Time
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How to: Waste $2000+ Dollars on the Complete Bullshit, Thanks to Kate Gosselin
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Bitch Shits in Supermarket – Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

Jan

Courtney Stodden’s 30 Year Old and Her Implants Attention Cry at The Grove of the Day

A good friend of mine runs NotSomebody.com….he lives in LA and gets exclusive pics of these celebrity idiots whenever he accidentally crosses paths with them…I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to convince him to leave the house with a camera and make some paparazzi money out of it more often, but he’s pretty committed to remaining not a somebody…but this weekend he was dragged out of the house and got these pics of an actual nobody….Courtney Stodden in a skimpy dress despite the cold cuz that’s what attention cries are all about…

Either way, Here’s what he had to say:

Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband� Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing the same crappy black outfit he’s had on for about a year. Don’t blame the guy though. I’m sure he’s pretty much broke and he’s pinned all his dollars and hopes to some weird publicity stunt, that judging by the one paparazzi that was there, isn’t working out too well.


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not drinking….but I should be. The site is time consuming and doesn’t make me money. I should just be working the street corner collecting cans and sucking the occasional dick for my next hit of whiskey…it’d be less humiliating than this fail….not to mention some of these cans are work 20 cents, so you just need 5,000,000 of them to have a million dollars..an act far less tedious than updating this bitch….Drinking/weeekend/ time. Fuck you.

Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt
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Tip Of The Day: How To Dry Hump Doogie Howser In Public – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Will Make Your Weekend Better
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25 Biggest Wedgies in Sports
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More LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Ass Bikini and Botox Face
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Shitty Lady Gaga Topless Photoshoot Pic
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Hot to Destroy Your House
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Cynthia is Too Hot to Handle
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Butt-Head Gets into Ashley Salazar’s Pants; Beavis Whereabouts Unknown
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Alison Brie’s Most Risqué Looks
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Kristina & Karissa Shannon Aren’t Celebrities, They’re Sluts
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Sooo…Casey Anthony Has A Video Diary – VIDEO
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Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Legacy Will Be Passed On (Hopefully)
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love It
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College Slut Has Crazy Orgasm
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The Hottest Cheerleader on Each NBA Team
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LeAnn Rimes is Down on All Fours
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Tina Fey is Fucking Awesome
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Rihanna is Looking Dumpy
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Lady Gaga is an Attention Whore of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Responds to Amber Rose Calling Her a Home Wrecking Whore
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Now This is One Hot Ass
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Demi and Louisa Are All Sorts of Sexy
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ANOTHER Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sex Forbidden In Outer Space By Joyless Scientists
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Robbin Has Fun with a Dildo – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement – Black Lingerie
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Slut in a Fur Coat
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Gina Carano & Others Who Attended The “Haywire” Premiere
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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How About a Healthy Gallery of 50 Amateurs?
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Minka Kelly Had A Girls’ Night Out
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Lolla is One Sexy Blonde
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Mila Kunis for Dior. Yaowza!
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Candice Swanepoel’s “Bikini Tease� Video Is Sexy
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Brittany Binger’s Hottest Pictures
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Olivia Palermo BIkini
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Some Tits at a Premiere
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Crazy Soccer Goal
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Hottest Cheerleader on EACH NBA Team
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Julianna Hough Bikini
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Young Chicks On Crack. What Could Go Wrong?
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I Like Big Tits On My Women, And This Chick Certainly Has Them
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Emily Blunt at a Premiere
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Some Leann Rimes Vag and Ass Crack Pics
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Cheap Jersey Slut On Display
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Evil Kitty
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Jill Martin Has A Heavy Set Of Tits. Here They Are
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Mexico Michael Jackson Puppet Dance Routine
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Now That’s How You Wear A Fucking Bikini
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20 Athletes You Wouldn’t Want to Live Next To
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Jessica Simpson Tank
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Glowsticking in College
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Shakira’s Hot Ass Sun Bathing
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Miss Switzerland in Lingerie
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Olivia Palermo Red Bikini
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Victoria’s Sivstedt Hooker Showing Off Huge TIT
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Amy Child Bikini in Dubai
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Sophie Howard Ridiculous Huge Naked Tits
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2012

06

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…and it turs out that it is as genius as you’d expect it to be….every story delicately chosen to express the stupidity that is people….

Pharmacy Refused to Sell Plan B to Man
John Melbourne of Texas attempted to buy the emergency contraception known as Plan B in November, but the pharmacy technician at a Mesquite, Texas refused to sell it to him because he was a man. According to the Federal Drug Administration’s guidelines emergency contraception is available to anyone over the age of 17 – male or female – without a prescription.

Jail Employee Busted For Sex With Inmate
A Chula Vista, California jail employee was arrested for consensual sex with a federal inmate.

TN Man Drops Bag Of Meth When Buying Sudafed, Leeds To His Arrest
A man and his three friends were arrested Wednesday after he was denied Sudafed at a CVS. The store manager also found a bag of meth left in the area of the store where the suspect had been. 37-year-old Michael Koger was denied Sudafed at the CVS pharmacy.

Police: Man tortured girlfriend for 6 days
Police say they are seeking a dangerous man who tortured a 31-year-old woman and her 6-year-old daughter for six days inside a Tampa home.

Florida Man Attacks Cop While Wearing Darth Vader Mask
A drunk man dressed as Darth Vader in Florida went wild when a police officer asked him to move because he was lying in the middle of the street.

Man Claims He’s the Devil & God, Created White People
A driver who led police on a pursuit in Arizona and crashed into two squad cars has been arrested on multiple counts. Police said that as Abeita was being pulled from his car, the suspect “made comments to officers that he was the devil, he was God, and that he created white people and white people were messing up his land.”

90-Year-Old Survives Shootout With Burglar
A 90-Year-Old former sheriff from Northern California survived a home invasion and shoot out.

Video: Massachusetts clerk pistol-whipped
LAWRENCE – A store clerk was pistol-whipped in Lawrence. Police are hoping surveillance footage can help them find the attacker.

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2012

06

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

06

Jan

Anna de Rijk Titties for TAR Magazine of the Day

You know what I like….model pussy….mainly cuz I’m married to a fat chick and models aren’t fat…but also because they get paid stupid money to pose for stupid companies and have some hierarchy within them in regards to who is a top model and who isn’t…having these idiot stylists fighting to book one specific bitch…when the world is filled with even hotter bitches….but also because they are willing to get naked for fashion….and that’s important…cuz otherwise fashion would just be about clothes and clothes are wrong…

I’ve seen models in person, they are average at best if you can see past how freakishly tall they are in person….but I camera….they look good…especially when naked or half naked…cuz really for that kind of money that they get paid….I appreciate seeing them degrade themselves a little…or at least share their nipples a bit for it…cuz being naked is a good thing, it’s not cheap or humiliating….even if other jealous bitches think it is…and I like staring….

Posted in:Anna de Rijk

2012

06

Jan

Lacey Banghard in February’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t really bother with these UK topless models…who they refer to as “Glamour Models” cuz it sounds better than attention seeking slut with big tits they are willing to show, big hair, big tan, who looks like Jersey Shore, in sex store clothes, hanging with cheesy guys with shitty haircuts, shitty graphic tees, tight jeans and expensive cars…it even sounds better than slut, whore, sex worker…it’s like how tricks refer to themselves as “Escorts”….instead of bitch who takes it up the ass for 200 bucks….

But I should…cuz they get topless and represent eveything that is right in the world…seriously.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard