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2012

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small…

I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy….

Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

03

Jan

Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Roxanne, but she’s so urban she got herself a street name and goes by Rocsi….she also got a job on BET and more importantly she got herself Rafael Saadiq a Grammy winning musician and music producer who she’s on vacation with….and who probably bankrolls her bullshit…because fucking the hot host of some BET Bullshit’s face is more fun than fucking the other groupies, cuz she’s in the industry and has access to all the rappers, but she chose him….a serious conquest.

Posted in:Rocsi

2012

03

Jan

Lizzie Cundy Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lizzie Cundy is a UK TV personality who is a UK TV personality because she married a footballer back in 1994….making her old and married somewhere in her 40s but more importantly an enterprising whore who was hot enough to get in that footballer groupie position that made her set for fucking life….and for a mother of two in her 40s….she’s got a great fucking ass that I’d love to climb up and curl up inside her vagina with a good book…you know trying to simulate the birthing process in reverse..it’s a fetish…but I chicks like this only fuck their way up in their careers…or their personal trainers/tennis coaches….Who cares, great ass.

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2012

03

Jan

Mischa Barton’s Not So Hot Bikini Top of the Day

I find it dull that Mischa Barton is alive….I’m not a psychopath or even a sociopath who wishes death on people for the sake of wishing death on people….even though I think most people are idiots…I prefer to just laugh at them cuz they are entertaining…..I don’t even have dead hookers in my basement….and everyone knows hookers aren’t real people….so when I say Mischa Barton is better off dead…I mean it in a good way…See she’s all tormented and shit….looks like shit and shit….is boring as shit and shit….has addictions and issues that lead to her unshowered, sloppy and probably stinky twat. I had a death watch going on the site and now it’s on hiatus…cuz she’s cleaned up a bit…but I know there needs to be a celebrity death in 2012, we’re a few days in and I want some morbid scandals with these idiots….and here are some bikini top pictures….dull…but still a bikini……I should be on the beach getting pics of hot pussy in a bikini…instead of posting these useless idiots…but I can’t help myself…it’s a horrible habbit.

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2012

03

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

This is an amazing thing to wake up to on FACEBOOK and find my good internet friend from LA posted this screenshot from a sex offender app…..It’s Jeffrey Jones…THe principal in Ferris Bueller’s day off and that makes me laugh cuz registered sex offenders are hilarious.

Here are some morning links…

How About a Dukes of Hazard Style Car Jump? – VIDEO
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25 Athletes Who Make Better Models
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Free Cam Shows. You’ll Love It
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Girlwatcher: Katy Perry, the Soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Russell Brand
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Makeala is a Slutty Blonde in Black
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2012 Is The Year The World Ends
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Live Web Sluts, You Won’t Believe Your Eyes
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This Why Slut is Putting On a Show – VIDEO
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Drake’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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A Collection of NYE Fails to Help You Start the New Year On a Low Note
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Watching Kelli McCarty – Former Miss USA Suck Cock is Amazing
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2012

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So what’s everyone doing for New Years? Clicking my stepLINKS – 2 Days later cuz that’s the best internet party ever!!!

BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan Blows Her Way Into A Fashion Week Party
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Kathy Griffin in a Bra on CNN because every reputable News Outlet Needs a New Year’s Part with Half Naked Kathy Griffin…..What a fucking joke
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Dakota Fanning Photoshoot
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Kyra Sedgwick Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Stanley Kubricks Pics of 1940s NYC
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The Hottest WAG’s in the NBA
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2 Year Old with Flow
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Mischa Barton Not So Hot in a Bikini
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BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan Blows Her Way Into A Fashion Week Party
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Rooney Mara is Talking Mad Shit Again
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http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?psid=ed_drunkenfc&welcome
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Gotta Love a Pole Dancing Slut
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Who DOESN’T Love a Pole Dancing Slut
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Jenna’s Body is To Die For
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This Porcupine Video Will
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http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/girl-on-girl-jessie-shannon-and-jessica-vaugn
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Gallery: Rides Girls 2011 Year in Review
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Class Things Up
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Russell Brand Filed For Divorce Because Katy Perry Is Scared Of God
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Free Cam Shows. Gotta Love It
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Hot Teen and a Dildo. – VIDEO
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50 Sexy Divas’ Hottest Photo
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I’d Like to Bang Beverly Leach
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Rihanna See Through Shows Off Her Pierced Nipple
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Jessica Alba Continues Bikini Fun in Cabo (PHOTOS)
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Maria Menounos is in a Bikini
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Hope Dworaczyk Lingerie Shoot
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Pee Wee Ice Hockey Fight – VIDEO
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What In The Hell Were YOU Thinking??? Man Tries To Pay For Walmart Purchase With A Million Dollar Bill
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Gotta Love a Slut With Fake Cleavage
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Two Girls, Two Dildos – VIDEO
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Sexy Vampire Wookie Seduces You Through The Internet
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Melissa is Fingering Herself
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Gotta Love a Girl With Mile Long Legs
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Angry Fan FAIL – VIDEO
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Kiki is Nude With a Pillow
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Alyssa Will Make Your Day Better
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Bride Fight! – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Punk’d Khloe Kardashian (Video- Parental Advisory & NSFW)
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Guess Who is Banging Olivia Wilde
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Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Legs Hit The Beach
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Urethra Franklin is Engaged….and an Endagered Species
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Puttin’ on the Ritz Dance Video For New Years Eve
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Kim Kadashian TIts in a Tight Dress on NYE
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Epic 6 Pass Basketball Trick
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I Really Want To Eat This Ass
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Enjoy Maria Menounos And Her Nipples
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Perks Up My New Year In Her Tiny Bikini
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Rihanna’s Half Naked Tit In A Wet Bikini
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Snooki Trashy Tits on NYE
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Australian Navy Does Barbara Streisand
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Homemade Luge Track….
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Aida Yespica’s TOpless Pics
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More Maria Menounos Blue Bikini Pics
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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pics
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Maria Menounos Big Greek Ass
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Rihanna’s Vagina
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Annalynne McCord Black Bikini
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More Lauren Sanchez Bikini
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless
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Angela Simmons White Bikini Bottoms
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Bang Bros Makes Good Porn
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Shauna Sand Vagina is Scary
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2012

02

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s Slutty Teen Daughter He Called a Pig in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER CAREER was not when Ashton Kutcher’s account got hacked and I was one of 2 people he blocked, it wasn’t when Tila Tequla’s army went after me for making fun of her, it wasn’t when every single celebrity from high to low level told me off…it wasn’t even when Alec Baldwin retweeted me…putting me into a whole new level of credibility….it was when I was tipped off by DRUNK SLUT that Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of Alex Baldwin had bikini pics posted…

She is famous for being the kid Alec called a pic in this message to….

Now she’s famous for being 16 and in a bikini I guess….unless these are pics of someone else that she took, which is possible, cuz my journalism doesn’t go that deep….and either does my vagina-like penis…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2012

02

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Young Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Oh Shit….Miley may not be a whore anymore….you know cuz she turned 18 and there’s no point to be a whore after 18 cuz no one will notice…but she is in a bikini showing off that tight little body that I for some reaso appreciate more now that it’s not crying for attention but just living off her stupid money in her bank account making a real difference in society and in her life because she can… you know with studying to be a doctor who is going to work in the third world saving aids babies for free….no wait financed by her…because she can….she’s a hero who get it …oh wait….she’s not doing any of that she’s a vapid little cunt like the rest of Hollywood…but at least she’s in a bikini

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

02

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Tummy Tuck Post Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

Alba has bounced back from her second pregnancy pretty fucking amazingly..and I guess it’s easier when your entire career depends on it….you know since before you entrapped your ex boyfriend by knocking yourself up and sacrificing your everything….because women, especially very rich women, work of impulse and emotion…and not off logic or wanting to maximize their good looks or the fact they are in high demand, when their talent is relatively little to none…and the real question is how did this happen so fast, was it diet, exercise or is that a tummy tuck scar…who cares….cuz famous bitches I wanted to fuck who are moms with mom pussies wrapped tightly in bikini bodies with tight bodies are exciting…cuz they are the easiest to fist….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples, Hot Body and Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the DAy


Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass…..

I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year ….

But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats…..

Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

Posted in:Maria Menounos