UFC is some of the gayest shit around to watch, so they pepper it with ideas of heterosexuality, like the fact the dudes rolling around half naked and sweaty are trying to kill each other and the token hot bitches who look like they were pulled out of a stripclub and told to do the same thing only with less nudity and more signs with the round numbers on them….

Uninteresting considering this bitch should be a hooker in her native Las Vegas, something I feel she was before UFC picked her up, I mean how else did they find her….but still okay cuz it reminds us that twitter is the hand held tool for women to make bad judgement calls on their part, good judgement calls on our part, by posting slutty pics of themselves…and whether she’s a slut or not in her day job or if we’ve seen her naked our not…self shot, self produced knotty like my pubic hair behavior needs to be celebrated….

Here she is in some tight litle booty shorts…

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I am a sick, sick, sick fucking man…The thoughts I have of Hilary Duff as a pregnant chick are almost criminal…I’m exagerating…I’m not that weird…but I find it weird that I am having sexual thoughts about Hilary Duff in recent years, you know since she went from teen billionaire, skinny and wholesome and underaget to some thick married bitch you laugh about once wanting to fuck her when you run into her at the CVS buying chocoloate on sale….I didn’t even find her being used in Hockey team initiations hot, she did nothing for me as her back got muscular and I assumed her husband tried to make her look more like his teammates for sexual purposes……but the second that uterus got filled, and his shit stuck, I got to paying attention…one might even say obsessing over everything about this thing…mainly what it’d be like to be her gynecologist…playing with her vagina during routine exams…using my tongue as a speculum hoping she doesn’t notice….lucky bastard….here are her pregnancy leggings holding it all together….

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I like the believe that this is Pippa practicing for a scene in her sex tape she is going to leak where she’s wearing nothing but a man’s shirt….and her little round breast peaks through……because I like to believe that Pippa Middleton is like every other girl out there, catty as fuck and jealous of every other girl, especially their sister….cuz no one likes to be the second in line in terms of success, popularity and pride of their parents….her sister is going to be the fucking queen…where does that leave her? Anything she does is second fucking rate….only to shut everyone up via nudity, sex and humiliating all those people who try to take all her glory and make her existence feel inadequate…..

I’m keeping the hope she pulls through alive….so her breaking point to slutting out watch continues…

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I look at these pictures and all I see is a tainted slut….the girl who has let everyone inside her…likely without a condom…cuz Hollywood doesn’t do condoms….seeking some sort of man who is more famous than her to increase her value as an actor, using her vagina, like she was Jennifer Aniston…..the younger years…..all insecure in herself and in her career despite it being a success…wanting more and filling that void with famous cock….

And for some reason…I love it….cuz sluts are my jam, they make the girl go round and without them I’d never have sex and I’d never have herpes…they really mean it when they say it is the gift that keeps on giving….

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How humiliating to society is it that Snooki is doing a book signing….We should all just kill ourselves now for the shame we should feel for letting this happen…or at least Barnes and Noble should kill themselves…or the staff of experts to try to target books to youth should be treated like staffers in factories in china and publicly shot so that it doesn’t happen again….

What the fuck could Snooki have to say that is even remotely interesting, thought provoking, or not destructive to the minds of any idiot who buys what I can only imagine is a picture book of cheesy fucking trash….

Here’s the fat, pudgy, midget looking piece of shit digracing the literary world by making mockery of the shit….

Satan is amongst us….and she’s fucking tacky, chubby, goblin looking troll that is ugly, and full of shit while covered in cheesy make-up….Let’s make a horror movie out of this and hunt it down and kill it before it gets our children…this shit is out of hand…

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You know when you were younger and you had a set of hot twins either in your classs or on TV who you thought would be awesome to fuck at the same time…or when you were dating a girl, or married to a girl, or even into a girl and she had a sister you thought would be awesome to fuck at the same time….well apparently…that fetish or fantasy will follow you right into your golden years, cuz there is no way this dude watching the Lopez sister’s isn’t thinking to himself “I hope this is how this incest porn scene starts”….I can tell by the look in his eye….

Eithe way, these bitches you want to see do a lesbian scene on your dick together are doing some Best Buy charity hustle, cuz they are good people, who like to do good things, to make up for all their sins…at least that’s how I’m playing this one….Knotty like my pubic hair.

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Someone wrote in to tell me that my site is getting more and more depressing to read. Tell me about it.

So I decided to make it fluffy and lovely and positive cuz that’s what people want.

To start up my new fluffy life….

I just jerked off in a pile of stuffed toys….

Unfortunately it was in the hospital’s terminally ill kid playroom.

Now I’m convinced I have pediatric cancers…

Here’s the morning dump.

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