I wonder if Victoria Justice, the hot, 18 year old who looks 12, knows she’s wearing a pair of Fem Dom shows, you know the kind normally used in Equus fetish…where you dress your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room.

The shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as one of my many fetishes, where I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80?s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant…but that’s not the point…the point is girls in these hoof-like shoes, a HORSE TAIL BUTT PLUG, a HORSE FETISH MASKand a saddle…to look like this…so hot….if you’re weird…

All this to say, all the yelling at her by the crowds, makes it feel like we’re at a genuine cattle auction, making the whole thing that much more believable…

Is this actually what red carpets are all about, holy shit they are an irritating waste of fucking time, why do we care about these idiots again? Oh right, cuz we want to fuck them since the entertainment industry tells us we do…crazy…

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I’m getting bored of waiting on this bitch. The time has come that she starts slutting it up. It’s got to the point in this one-sided relationship where she’s gotta put out or I’m gonna throw her out…I’m bored of seeing her acting unphased by her sister, I’m bored of her repressing her feelings of inadequacies, I’m bored she hasn’t become a party slut exposing her vagina to piss off her family….Pippa, I don’t know if I can quit you, but I’m gonna fucking try if you don’t switch things up ASAP.

Here’s some Kate Middleton….or Catherine as she’s been renamed when she made the transition of pauper to princess like she was a shitty Disney Movie….to motivate Pippa to step it the fuck up..it’s her time to shine..

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I don’t keep track of Terry Richardson because he’s become a corporate, lazy, old, money making photographer who does all the same bullshit over and over again and who never taps into what made him famous in the first place…the smut white washed as art and fashion…so I am a day late on seeing these Paz dela Huerta nude pics that I think are great cuz I love Paz dela Huerta, especially her hipster bush, great tits and haggard like an unshowered drug user face….and that makes me happy…maybe next time he’ll step up his perversion and make her lay some golden eggs or piss herself or anything a little more like the Terry Richardson that was, cuz despite always being a full of shit hack, at least he got me pussy pics….so here’s hoping for more, hosted by inspirational naked Paz.

via TERRYSDIARY

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Swamp People is the only show worth watching on TV…so I understand the plight of the Aligator…and I know that I think it would be a far greater service to the world…and more importantly lesson to the kids…if this was a picture of Paris Hilton with an actual aligator…getting eating….you know so the kids learn…if you’re a vapid, spoiled, materialistic cunt with no soul, who turns to pornography to make even more money than her greedy ass already has, karma’s gonna bite your fucking face off and leave you to die….

I know, Paris Hilton doesn’t matter anymore…but this picture brought me great fantasies of her end….and figured I’d share that joy with you, cuz relevant or not, she’s still and always will be the lowest grade human around…

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It isn’t news to me that Elizabeth Berkeley has a shitty ass. I posted her ASS IN A BIKINI a few months ago….pondering how long it’s been since she was in Showgirls….because the evolution of her ass brings up such philosophical questions…but normally when you see a bitch in jeans, they’re designed to give her a little booty, but instead…we’re dealing with middle-aged flatness…and I’m not sure why I’m posting these pics..I genderally hate what menopause does to a bitch I once jerked off to….but I am…we’ll call this post the life-cylce of sex appeal….or maybe I’ll stick with Liz Berkeley’s Flat As…enjoy…if you can…weirdo…

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Lara Bingle is some Australian 24 year old model best known for a Tourism Australia campaing, where I’d like to argue she’s best known for her tits….

I looked her up on the internet and she’s sured pretty much everyone for defamation and misuse of her images, she’s a cunt like that…and I wonder if she considers printing up this shit, stapling it to a bag of raw meat and cooked pasta noodles and fucking it misuse of her images, cuz that’s what I’m about to do with the shit…even if I don’t even find her all that hot…I’m crazy like that…

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There’s something about Rumer Willis that scares the fuck out of me, and everytime I see her walking down the street, I feel like I’m seeing some mystical creature, like the lochness monster, or some big foot shit…and the weirdest thing about all this is that she was raised in Montana or some shit, she’s just chosen the kid of a celebrity trying to be her own celebrity, all in the limelight when she’s not masturbating to her stepfather like she did when she was 12 and he was on her favorite show, even though she would do a lot better for herself deep in the woods scaring campers…she could make a legend out of her ugly self…

Here are her legs in a jumper…and the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to watch her fuck even if she doesn’t do shit for me when she SHOWS OFF TIT , SHOWS OFF PANTY , KISSES OTHER GIRLS and SHOWS OFF NIPPLE ….

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Here’s that fitness bitch Jennifer Nicole Lee who has gone down to Miami to draw as much attention to herself as she can, since before this trip no one knew who the fuck she was except for maybe a few fat chicks who bought her book in hopes of being not so fat…so she’s pulling a wet t-shirt hustle that’s far too muscular for me…but that is of a woman drawing attention to herself through nudity which kinda overrides that…cuz whores exploiting themselves for personal gain are amazing..

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She’s hot. She’s the new Megan Fox but far less trashy and far more willing to get naked cuz she started out as a model. She’s got her own money. She dates bald dudes giving you bald people hope forgetting the bald dude she dates is rich and famous….She’s practically perfection…thin and elegant looking amazing at this Burberry event…cuz really that’s her whole purpose in life, it is all she has to do and I’m sure its real fucking challenging…but more importantly I am sure it pisses off so many fat and ugly girls out there and for some reason I love anyone who other girls envy cuz the other girls, usually of the fatter variety are the ones I actually meet and their insecurity plays heavy into my having sex with them…I mean unless they are like my wife and have just fully given up on all fronts, including noticing and hating hot bitches like this, but who needs to think or write about a wife I hate when I can look at this….

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Agent Provocateur usually makes decent choices in their promo videos…I mean their luxury lingerie is so hot in terms of design that it’s almost impossible for any of their promo videos to be hot…except when they made the weird decision of hiring Maggie Gyllenhaal to be there face…a decision called dude was either bribed, or had a weird fetish of his own…cuz seriously, even in secretary, where bitch plays and submissive who pisses herself, I can barely jerk off to her, and that’s saying something bad about her, cuz I can jerk off to anything, even inanimate objects that resemble breast or pussy…

Either way, they are channeling some vampire shit in some well produced, girl in lingerie, high brow fashion video you should try to jerk off to cuz it may make you feel classy….

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