I have always loved Kirsten Dunsts big tits on her skinny frame. I never cared if she showerd or how bad her teeth were. I never cared how drunk, or medicated, or confused she seemed to be. I never cared how much shit her career was in at the time. I just cared that she was busy and skinny in some freak nature situation I love to see happen and when it does happen I like to celebrate with orgasms all over my belly…..so you can imagine just how excited I am to see Kirsten Dunst half naked….even if I posted video of her in a movie naked a few weeks ago…where she is actually topless cuz that’s where her career has gone – lucky for us….cuz I don’t know about you, but as long as I get to see her tit, covered or not….I’m as happy as I can be…which isn’t all that happy….but you get what I’m saying…

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Ashley “The Face” Tisdale….a girl I make fun of for having a really weird looking face…but more importantly a face that won some kind of hottest in hollywood bullshit….cuz even after her nose job…she still is weird loooking…proving yet again Hollywood is full of shit…

But being on a mission to be less negative, I focus on her body, cuz that’s what she does, as it is something she has control over….so she hits the gym day after day and sure she’ll be hot…but when on all fours…or with your eyes shut a body can go along way….

So I was happy to see her in her bikini, small tits and all, cuz that’s a whole other discussion, that starts with tits are tits….and ends with all tits have their own personality I want to taste….

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I love the move that TV has made into having sex and nudity and swearing on the shit…..I am glad that censored, boring, non-swearing, wholesome shit is a thing of the past….because really how can a grown man sit in front of this shit without being stimulated on a realistic level…which includes looking at naked bitches fucking….

I have always been an advocate of real sex in movies and TV, cuz their horseshit they were producing was giving women unrealistic, romantic, hollywood ideas in the bedroom, when no one should ever fuck like that, while not giving us shit to jerk off to.

It’s a new era motherfuckers, it’s just gonna get better as the internet takes over, and maybe I’ll finally get a job in the industry so I can stop wasting time with this shit….

Here are some of the clips from last night’s cable TV nudity that I love…even though I don’t have cable.

Kaitlin Doubleday Tits in Hung

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Heather Lind Tits and Ass from Boardwalk Empire

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Lake Bell See Thru in How to Make it in America

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Nicole LaLiberte Tit in How to Make it in America

DOWNLOAD NICOLE LALIBERTE CLIP

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You give a girl an Emmy and she comes back with this….

IF this was 5 years ago, before she was famous, when she was sleeping her way to fame, or when her brother who runs all the cocaine into the country from Colombia used his muscle to get some Hollywood producers to hire her if they know what’s good for her, cuz Hollywood loves coke more than strippers…She’d be using her tits to their full potential…but instead she’s gone all soft on us….boring us and insulting our loyalty to them titties…typical. Things always work like this….once people get what they want, even if it is a scam that mocks an industry, they start thinking it is because of their skill and not cuz of her tits….and now she is demanding repect….that pisses me off.

But she did tweet her tits – or her assistant who pretends to be her on twitter – tweeted her tits in a bikini and I’m into it

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Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is….

She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage…

Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.

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Blake’s Lively’s vagina likes to work the scene. She bounces from one cock to another like a little whore trying to get by…So now that she’s done with Leonardo DiCaprio, she’s moved onto Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband, who I am not even sure she’s officially divorced, and these are pictures of her leaving his hotel room in the morning, so unlike a common whore, she actually went in with a change of clothes, and he leaves with her, instead of sneaking her out at 5 am before anyone is really awake. I’m sure that makes her feel good about giving up her pussy, you know all self-respectful as she fills her void through fucking….

If you’re like me and love the walk of shame, even if it isn’t shameful, because girls who put out are awesome…here are the pics….

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While Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband was fucking Blake Lively, she was on set of some movie called ‘Under The Skin’, in which she plays an alien sexual predator….sounds like a pretty good career move, even if I think her hype is totally overrated and her hotness is more a dumpiness that bores me, especially when it leaks nude pics and gets the FBI involved, like some kind of evil Indian giver who doesn’t think we deserve to see her large breast, because she’s not a common whore like Blake Lively or some shit…

Who knows….I’m posting the street walking pics anyway….

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I generally enjoy watching women parenting when it looks like this….all bent over and pre-occupied with child….unaware that men are looking down her shirt…unless she’s doing it on purpose…which is even better…cuz having kids make women feel unsexy and thus become slutty….in efforts to reclaim the male attention they once had before all the baggage and damaged goods….even if we’d all still fuck her no matter how stretched out her stomach/vagina is….if you know what I mean….

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Hooker with fake tits turned publicity stunt, who lied to the media about being 16, when clearly she’s in her mid-30s, and I know this because I’ve fucked 16 year olds, and even the slutty one don’t have haggard hands like this, it’s a lie people, she’s not a child bride, she’s just someone trying to get famous, likely a hooker…

She went to the Pumpkin Patch every ceelebrity seeking attention from paparazzi go this time of year, cuz the paparazzi camp out at this shit, and bitch decided to post like the stripper whore she is, in front of kids, flashing pany and nipples, until getting kicked out….cuz this behavior is all she knows…

I just don’t get why she hasn’t done a sex tape yet….but more importantly, I can’t believe the media still refer to her as a child bride, when she’s old enough looking to be our fucking moms.

Who cares. I mean other than me….cuz I love whores and this kind of stunt inspires….not to mention her whore body is tight….enjoy…

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