Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing….

Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry….

That’s all I gotta say about that…

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Ashley Greene is rocking a seriously intense push-up bra…the kind that makes her tits look like implants, even though you know a girl who rides off a shitty movie targeted to teen girls to masturbate to in her career, when pretending to not ride the Jonas brothers for the same target market in her personal life, all wholesome and Jesus loving for the sake of moneymaking…wouldn’t get implants….but why worry about that when you can stare at what her work-out obsessed body would look like with implants…something that’s usually better than the real thing, since implants fucking suck and ruin tits…..Too bad she’s a Jesus lover and not a Jesus Martinez lover….Cuz I’d like to have a religious experience all over her face…if you know what I mean…Good times….

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I do declare….I have no idea who Delta Goodrem is…but I have posted onthe fact she has no UPPER LIP before….not that I’m that picky a dude in everyday life, I mean I generally don’t even notice if a girl has a lip, and I sure as hell don’t even notice or care if she’s got a scab on that lip, but for the sake of this site, I got no choice to call out the flaws on the bitches who have had it too good and who are usually underserving…

That said…she’s a cancer survivor….and was dealing with cancer at 18 at the same time as being at the top of the Australian and UK charts cuz she’s not from America…most cancer patients I know don’t have number one albums…hard to feel sorry for her and her lipless lip….

I have no sympathy….it’s just what I do….

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox reminding us that she’s still Megan Fox, you know reclaiming her title as bitch we all want to fuck, who can’t be replaced by supermodels, because she made the stupid decision to get married and act like a diva cunt that no one wanted to work with, who most importantly, never got naked for a role, but who did get naked for David from 90210, in what may be the weirdest set of priorities any actor in the history of acting has ever had….but she’s hot, we can’t take that from her, but I’m sure the aging process, an accident, or something throwing acid in her face could, but let’s hope they don’t cuz she’s good….when she puts a little effort in….let’s just hope her slump is behind us….so that we can get behind her….

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I wonder if Mena Suvari was ever marketed as a “babe”….did she ever get listed on Maxim’s hot list, or any other bullshit list paid for by advertisers and partner companies that get the girls in photoshoots for them…you know like if I did a top list and nominated lohan, marketed it hard, then asked her to be in a shoot for it, basically sucking up to her to get something out of her, well that’s their level of journalism…..was she ever considered hot?

Because she is so not hot….even in her Recent enough considering how dead her career topless scene in a movie called Garden of Eden

I don’t know, I don’t get it, all I see is forehead….maybe it has to do with alien infiltrating mankind to learn about them from the inside evil genius that made it happen for her….it’s gotta be that….cuz otherwise there’s no reason for it…

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Remember when Latoya Jackson did Playboy….That was interesting….

One of the first naughty movies I could jerk off to that I stole on VHS years ago was her Playboy video…She was weird looking, then, weirder looking now, and I’m even conviced she doesn’t actually exist, but that she’s just a host body for Michael to make the transition into womanhood without having anyone ask questions…you know – get the robot in Playboy, make her seem real, so people don’t question when MJ dies to live a normal life as her….

So these pics of MJ in a tight dress showing off his fake, plastic surgery tits are for you MJ fans…and believers that this is in face MJ….and all you naysayers need to be reminded of all the weirder shit dude did than make a female host body for his brain….like rape little kids by luring them in with his own petting zoo and amusment park…

Think about….

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Lisa Rinna is made of plastic….but she’s got a Great Tits probably thanks to being made of plastic…you see cuz when you’re a robot, you can’t rot like a normal 50 year old woman, you kinda just stay in tact, in some unnatural way, all big vagina lipped on her face or not….

A few years ago she did playboy naked…and I kinda liked it….so any chance I see her in skin tight clothes, that is probably made of the same technologically advanced fabric as her skin she paid for….I post the pics…weird, sure…but I get way weirder….

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I’m a big fan of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy….and I don’t know why because the concept of pregnancy before Hilary Duff wore it so well…disgusted me…you know the uterus full of new life is freaky on its own…but then imagine it’s your kid that you’re stuck with for its entire life…knowing it will end up hating you, even though you pay for it, leading a real STD worst that AIDS cuz it talks back to you….but knowing Hilary Duff’s Uterus got Stuffed by Hilary Duff’s husband…or at least by her farting it out her ass and fingering herself cuz he only does anal….just makes her better….I think the stomach just balances out her broad shoulders…carrying it well, even when that baby making vagina gets hugged by her tight pants…I mean especially when that vagina gets hugged by tight pants…

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I saw a movie called Doom Generation when I used to rent movies based on the nudity rating….and that movie did more than provide me jerk off material for what is alost two decades…but more importantly…introduced me to some of the hottest, full, nicely hanging breasts in Hollywood….

I never hate on Rose McGowan or her aging process, I just appreciate that she’s still fit and more importantly, that she still has great tit…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but as creepy as the paparazzi who took them, I’m posting them for all you weirdos who jerk off to girls walking down streets in dresses…

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Remember Hayden Panettiere…She was a teenage celebrity for a minute…you know cuz as a daughter of a cheesy plastic soap star…it was easy…but then she turned 18 and lost her appeal cuz America is filled with perverts who only like a midget, troll, thick shoulded strong woman when she’s underage….well now she’s trying to seduce by posting lesbian pictures of herself in the pool with another bitch, you know something you’d find on a college spring break, only she totally missed the fucking mark…because there’s nothing erotic about two underwater bitches, unless the pic is from underwater, letting us see their fucking bodies in flight….not that Hayden’s all that graceful, and it wouldn’t be like watching a romantic erotic performance art piece I can jerk off to …an underwater ballet, but more of a clunky piece of shit who has a vagina big enough to handle 7 foot tall dude penis….but it’d be better than this…..

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