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Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day
A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day
A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video Porn of the Day
Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day
Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day
Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day
Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day

2011

04

Oct

Top Interpretive Dance Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

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I don’t know if these are fetish videos, but they are now, because I just got a boner to some of these, so I think I’ve become that youtube pervert tainting youtube’s dream of being wholesome and advertiser friendly….I ruin everything….

Here are the videos….

It’s all about the skateboard hump at the end….

Little Shorts Interpretive Dance to Here Comes the Sun

A crazy bitch and her Crutch

As Far As I’m Concerned THis is Interpretive Dance

And So is This….

And THis

And even This

And This…

The Thong Song Interpretive Dance

Ass Shaking Doggie Style White Girls Interpretive Dance Proper

I’ve been thinking about you tooo…

Old Lady in Red – Interpretive Dance in the Park

Ok. Enough of this shit…

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2011

04

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens In Some Short Shorts Showing Off Leg of the Day

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I can’t do an ASHLEY TISDALE and leave out her better half….because I have this plan to make High School musical better, it’s just got a series surgeries that involve grafting Hudgens head on Tisdale’s body, like I want to graft a condom on my penis so that I never have to get in a nasty bitch unprotected again, even though I fucking hate condoms and think they are built for pussies who shouldn’t be fucking in the first place, in a can’t handle the head, get out of the kitchen you scared of unwanted pregnancy, AIDS, or other STIs cunt, but because I think it’d be a good party trick….

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m distracted by Hudgens’ vagina, 2 sizes too small shorts, because I now the furry little squirrel of a vagina hiding under there, I saw it when it was allegedly 17, even though I think that was just strategy to get sites to take the shit down, a strategy that was actually way more erotic than the pics themselves….

So here’s Pudgens, making efforts…

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2011

04

Oct

Selma Blair’s a New Mom in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Selma Blair had a baby. Now she is working off her baby weight like so many women I watch in the park doing their post pregnancy classes, stretching and sweating in efforts to regain the use of their bodies, hopefully tightening up their vaginas, but never fully restoring their shit, cuz like so many women before them, having a kid is pretty much the equivalent of writing off being at your best, but at least it feeds some kind of ego that they are leaving a legacy, while giving their hormones exactly what they need, since being a mom is all part of being a woman….or some shit…I won’t understand cuz I’m too busy staring at their tits, like the frat boy I’ve always hated….because like it or not…all dudes, even the classy and educated ones are fucking perverts….and we all like our milk filled tits….so nourishing…

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2011

04

Oct

Victoria Justice Tight Young Body at the Footloose Premiere of the Day

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Victoria Justice was at the Footloose premiere like she was ASHLEY TISDALE …only she didn’t bring out an ugly by hollywood standards face with her, you know one that looks asymmetrical and like it is sucking on lemons, but instead all 18….and young, fresh, vibrant, tight, easy to pass off as 15, like you were my pervert neighbor, who only fucks 16 year old runaways cuz he finds them less demanding than older bitches with their marriage, relationship, kids bullshit…cuz they are kids and he figures if no one wants them, and they can’t get work, he might as well help them out, if anything it is charity work….the kind of charity work I’d like to rock inside Victoria Justice.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

04

Oct

Ashely Tisdale Busted Face Dressed Up of the Day

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Ashley “The Face” Tisdale is one of the least attractive faces in Hollywood, but she counter balances that disgusting with a little botched plastic surgery and a lot of working out, making her have this tight body that I’m much more used to seeing in work out clothes than attending events, because I guess being “The Face” makes it hard to leave the house and mingle with other beautiful people, because you know they’re just looking in disgust, judging internally, all while feeling sorry for you and only taking the time to talk to you because it’s like make a wish foundation or charity function and they’d feel subhuman if they didn’t talk to the face that would be fine in everyday life, but that chose to go hollywood, despite all the pressure to be hot…..but then again maybe I’m looking into this too much….here she is at the Footloose The Next Generation premiere, because Hollywood has no originality….I wonder if she’s playing Kevin Bacon’s part?! Everybody Footloose.

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2011

04

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis’ Shows Off Her Ripped Body of the Day

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I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…

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2011

04

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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The news is really good today, even though it is always a tragedy when one of our own goes down for groping unsuspecting women like the pervert her is, you know in one of those failed to creep situations…..but this bikini parade world record shit seriously makes up for it….

To see the other goodness…click the links below…

Brooklyn Man Accused Of Groping Women Arrested
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Shotgun Bar Robbery Caught On Tape in Philadelphia
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Man Charged in Rape of Woman, 80, Breaks Down In Court
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Police are searching for PA couple that locked boy in coffin
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Crying Baby Gets Mom Kicked Off OR Bus
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Homecoming Queen Nails Game Winning Field Goal at Home Coming
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2011

04

Oct

Brit Morgan and Her True Blood Tit Do Lollipops of the Day

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Her name is Brit Morgan. She’s some Twilight or True Blood Vampire star trying to cock tease at some event, by rocking some lollipop between her tits, like this was a Katy Perry music video, and she was making subtle sexual innuendos the censor board lets pass, because how can you say sucking off an ice cream cone is pornographic, when it’s clearly just sloppy eating habits..and who really cares, tits and sucking, no matter what’s being sucked, or how obvious, awkward and unerotic it is, is still tits and sucking.

Posted in:Brit Morgan

2011

04

Oct

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Fake Tits in Shorts of the Day

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Sometimes when I’m feeling uninspired, I look up pictures of LeAnn Rimes and remember that just a few years ago she was a Jesus loving, country girl married to a gay dude, making millions a year, selling out shows to fans, before deciding to break up a marriage, develop a sex addiction, buy some new titties, and essentially live life looking like a crackwhore who sold her soul a few years earlier while sucking the devil’s dick..if you know what I mean…

Sure she’s still rich, royalty checks are still pouring in, her fan base still love her, cuz they are too stupid to grasp that she’s gone hollywood slut, eaten up by the big city, while being eaten out by as many people as possible….

I just wish shit was on video.

Here she is street walkin’ like she wishes she could be doing if only she didn’t have all that money in the bank…you know cuz she’s the polar oppposite of a whore wanting to be a singer….

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump

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Here’s the morning hangover dump even though I’m constipated….I’m starting late today because I was sexually assaulted by a woman and it only ended at 7 am, where i was forced to take a shower, hugging my knees and crying “why me”….in otherwords…it was fucking legendary and I wish I had it on video to remember that good things do happen to bad people sometimes…

20 Female Celebs Gobbling Phallic Fast Food….
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Useless Technology Themed Viral Video of the Day
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Right Here, Right Now
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It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed.
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Ashley Gellar Has One Tight Body
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Britney Spears Looks Like a Sausage in a Bikini
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Now That’s Some Impressive Ball Control
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Live Web Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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How the Fuck Did She Fit That In Her Ass – VIDEO
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Well Hello Ursela Mayes
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Because You May Want to Start Your Day Off on a Terrifie Note – VIDEO
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