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2011

27

Sep

Jennifer Aniston and Some Titties at Lifetime’s Five Premiere of the Day

Jennifer Aniston had the best premiere of her life…because she paid some chick to show up with a mustache and wig topless…because everyone loves titties…even not that great titties…because they are titties…

The premiere was for some breast cancer thing….sounds fun….and although not topless, Jennifer Aniston brought her tits there…because shes the director of one of the segments…but more importantly….she owes alot to her tits…and if she ever got breast cancer…and they had to amputate those chronically hard nipples…she’d likely be forced into retirement…so milking breast cancer is works out better for her…makes her feel like she’s doing a difference…and speaking of difference…I don’t hate Jennifer Aniston anymore, despite how cunty I assume she is, I actually find her kinda hot…it’s probably cuz she’s getting fucked…you know since you always want what you can’t have and she was so desperate after Brad Pitt cheated on her, that I just assumed anyone with even half a testicle could get her…

Who cares. Here’s her tits.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

27

Sep

Poppy Montgomery in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t know who Poppy Montgomery is, I saw some pics of her in her panties…..and figured she was worth paying attention to…if only because she gets in her panties for publicity…because that’s a good enough strategy for me…..

Sure, I don’t think she’s a heart throb or anything, you know a sex pod, but assuming she’s got a vagina, then she’s good enough for me….

What it comes down to is that I’m pretty easy to please…and she’s got red hair, something I’ve never had sex with, but would like to…

So Seeing her in a tight dress was just an excuse to relive her panty pics…in her place…

Posted in:Poppy Montgomery

2011

27

Sep

Flexible Girls Fetish VIdeos on Youtube of the Day

I lost an advertiser yesterday for the puking videos I pulled off youtube. It’s another example of the corporation winning and the independent dying…I feel like a shop owner and wal mart just moved in….

I tried to explain to them that I’m making a point that youtube traffic is smut and people jerking off, but apparently when you post that shit, you become the smut site and youtube gets “that’s a small percentage of their traffic.

Scam. Hypocrisy. Not sure why I care but I do. Cuddles. Youtube is a pornsite….here are the flexing fetish clips….

Crotch Shot

White Panties

Flexible GIrl Playing Pool

Sheer Lingerie Flexbile GIrl

Rockhard Body DIdn’t Think Years of Gymastics Would End in Stripping…

THis Girl Could Shove her Head Her Asshole…

FLexible in a Very Well Decorated Room

Flexible in a thong…

There are so many of these flexible videos..a lot of them are little kids….the little kid ones have close to a million views…because youtube is for real fucking weirdos.

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck drinking. It is all about meditating, cuz a spirtual high kills any artificial, chemically induced high.

I am changing the name of the site to Medidating Stepfather.

Get ready cuz shit’s about to get wholesome and enlightened….

Boom.

Scott Dunbar is a One Man Band – VIDEO
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The 40 Best-Dressed Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, Because We Are All Living on a Budget These Days
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Jordan Carver’s Guide to Oktoberfest
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The Pigs Are Coming to Arrest You! – VIDEO
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Chelsea Brooke is All Sorts of Sexy
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Ashley Simpson is in a Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Want It You Got It
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Brunette Likes to Get Herself Off by the Road – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Sideboob
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The Lost Top Gun Auditions Thanks to SNL – VIDEO
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Lindsay’s New Career Off To A Great Start
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Posted in:MHD

2011

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

You know…seeing strippers in spandex outfits, with their cheesy tattoos and fake tits pouring out of their shirts as they’re walking down the street in broad daylight is always pretty fucking amazing…

It makes me wanna make crossing signs a little more literal….cuz I can relate to their message…

Maybe I should reconfigure my never leaving the couch except to binge drink like a college girl who’s about to get roofied, gangbanged, pregnant and experiment with other girls….but why bother.

Fuck you internet for turning on me….here are my stepLINKS…

They Call THese THe Hottest Pictures of Katy Perry – I Call That an Impossible Statement Since She’s Always Vile
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels – VIDEO
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100 Hottest Cheerleaders…
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100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011
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Some Booze History for Drinkers
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Man Almost Run Over By Train
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Jennifer Lopez Wants Us To Know She is Single So She’s Flashing Her Ass Everywhere
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A Romanian Grandma vs. Chris Brown: Who Fell Better? – VIDEO
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Anne Hathaway Catwoman
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Layla’s Bikini is Barely There
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Five Unsexy Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Be a Male Porn Star
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The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011
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Sophie Monks Dress is Mighty Short
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Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman Costume Is More Catwoman-y
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Free Web Cam Shows. What Are You Waiting For?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Upton’s Tits in Slow Motion
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Top 25 Hottest CFB Cheerleaders
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Kate Hudson Has a New Upskirt and Here It Is
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Selena Gomez is Way Hotter Without Justin Bieber and His Pampers Hanging Out with Her
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Patti Stanger is a Dick Sucking Homophobe – VIDEO
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Rihanna Stage Pics Are Always Good For a Wank and/or a Laugh
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And More Selena Gomez
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Irina Sheik Hotness
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WTF Photos of the Day
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Emmaly Lugo vs. Jenny Romero
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Holy Shit: Michael Jackson’s Children Prince Michael And Paris Want To Testify Against Dr. Conrad Murray!!
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Lesbian Water Polo! – VIDEO
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Here’s Some WTF Bikini Clad Hotness
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Lesbian Threesome on VIDEO
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Jayde Nicole’s Sexy Workout For Playboy – VIDEO
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Now THIS is One Short Dress
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Teen Vogue Party
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Webcam Whores with awesome Bodys
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All Natural Elizabeth Strips by the Window
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Rules of Rugby Explained With Some HOT Chicks
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When Drift Racing Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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spencer Pratt is Fucking Usless
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Kirsten Dunst Topless
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Sophie Monk Almost Flashes Her Cooter
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Kim Kardashian’s in Workout Gear….
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Rihanna Ass Grabbing Fuck Face
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J-Lo Upskirt – Not Bad For A Divorced Mother Of 2
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I Wanna Kick This Cunt In The Face
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This Girl Hates Cum
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Some COuple Caught on Cam
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No Panties Are Amazing…
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This Girl Joins THe Amateur Pornstar Club
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Girls Go to Audition – Leave Hookers
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Sister Caught By Her Brother Fucking Herself
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Parents Take Little Kid to a Stripshow
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Some Girl ORgasming
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Amateur Teen Doing Good Sexx
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Amateur Chick Sucking Off a Dude in the Hotel
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Brunette Masturbates on the Side of the Road
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Free Cam Show Fun THat I Use Every Night….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

26

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini and Denim Shorts on Set of the Day

Rihanna is filming some music video in Ireland for some song called “We Found Love”….which I am assuming is dedicated, or at least about her new relationship, with chocolate cake and fried food, cuz she’s thicker than ever, pulling some sort of Popeye’s chicken sponsored Beyonce shit, not that she looks any worse than she ever has or anything, but there is no way she didn’t sell her soul to the devil to get to this level in her career….

Either way, bikini top, shorts being pulled off, works for me….and apaprently for the radio stations and little kids that she is marketing herself to…


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

26

Sep

Kate Hudson Flashes her Mom Cooch in White Panties of the Day

I am surprised there are no offensive stains on these panties, cuz she looks like a dumpy wreck, and has since she made that Wilson brother but I’m not surprised by how much meat it looks like she’s got packed into these little panties….but more importantly I am not surprised that I wish she wasn’t wearing panties cuz this would make this post much more truamatic and fun…


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2011

26

Sep

Top Puking Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

This “feature” is a compilation of random youtube fetish videos that are creepy as fuck because you know that people are jerking off to the shit….

It’s to prove a point that corporations are subtle creepy porn sites, because they monetize on the weird shit people get off to, but they won’t post a nude woman being nude…because that’s considered inappropriate in America….because America is fucked and this regulated sex, nudity shit needs to fucking change…it is an old school, dated and pisses me off…especially when corporate America is monetizing off weird sex acts that are disturbing…..

That said, here’s the first Youtube nudity that Youtube can’t delete…

Now here are the youtube porn videos that they won’t delete even though people jerk off to the shit…and it’s creepy as fuck…

Oreos and Milk Puking….

Some Bra and Panty Bitches Puking…

Some Girl Puking in the Sink…

This is Disgusting

Mile High Puking…

Pukes Off Camera….

Some Girl in a Bikini Puking….on All Fours…

Those Who Puke Together Stay Together

Puking in Bucket…

Drunk Girl on Sidewalk Puking…

Puking After a Hike – Cleavage…

THis is the Fuckign Worst…in her Red Tight Chubby Shorts

Ass getting Violated While Puking Out the Window…

Crotch Shot Puking…

Big Gross Tits Puking……

I’ve Seen Enough of this shit…there are millions of these on Youtube…meaking puke videos people jerk off to make youtube lots of money…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

26

Sep

Selena Gomez Teen Toe Getting Vagina Hugged of the Day

Here are some pics of Selena Gomez with her divorced parents who exploited her at a young age and who put her to work to make a living for the family…and to provide them with the good life…so that her ugly mother who was too ugly to make it on her own but who lucked out with a cute enough kid to make all her dreams come true…so that she too could wear leggings like a 15 year old girl instead of working a job like a normal ugly bitch from texas….

But more importantly, here is her vagina being hugged by a tight pair of leggings in what I call the toe that Beiber comes in, making this bitch a sex offender who makes me feel like a sex offender looking at her, cuz she’s so small and 12 year old looking, even though she’s 18 or 19….making these pics even hotter to the perverts who feel perverted staring or snapping off pics of this shit in their everyday lives…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

26

Sep

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures of the Day

[I CAN’T POST THE ASS IN BIKINI PICS BECAUSE THE PAPARAZZI HATE ME – BUT CLICK THE BELOW LINK – IT IS AMAZING]

Here is Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass that was wasted on the homosexual she married because he was popular at the time and she thought it’d help her get her career that never was back on track before getting knocked up one night when his semen dripped out of her ass after he dressed her like a man, leading to her having a baby, because she’s a good christian who doesn’t do the whole aborition thing, before realizing like she was LeAnn Rimes, that life is better when your husband isn’ gay….

Bringing us up to date on this Jessica Simpson sibling who was always in her very large fat chick shadow, who put so much effort to break out, and who now has a body that’s so tight, she deserves to be the star child, partially cuz she doesn’t eat all the family food….but also cuz this ass is ridiculous….

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