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2011

26

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

After parties with indy kids smell like shit…..and the bitches aren’t hardly as hot as cheesy club girls…sure I’m sure when naked they’re all the same when you get through that bush and stupid haircut…but in their ratty vintage clothes…shit is like fucking a bag lady…

I drank and I drank and I drank some more because like a 40 year old college kid, when I start binging I figure why stop….

But since some cunt told me not to talk about drinking cuz it’s boring and repetive even though it’s a trap I’m stuck in and have nothoing else to talk about…Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

Locking Your Keys in the Car is a Shitty Way to Start Monday – VIDEO
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The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties You Should Follow on Twitter – With Photos
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Free Cam Shows Don’t Miss Out
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Hammer Toss Fail
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Amy Lynn is All Sorts of Sexy
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Brianne is Wearing a Denim Thong
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Courtney Stodden On Her Honeymoon: ‘I Had a 24-Hour Lady Boner’
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Nuff Said
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Amateur Gets Off on Camera
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LYNDSY FONSECA Gallery
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Betty White Brings Us Some Music MisforTUNE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

24

Sep

Lambo Bikini Girl Gets Tromboned is Today’s Viral Video of the DAy

This is my jam.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Everytime I get drunk – I come home and want to drink more. Unfortunately that usually means hanging out with my diabetic alcoholic neighbor who I am sure is a convicted sex offender, but who makes his own whiskey moonshine shit that for some reason doesn’t make me go blind…but probably should…it’s a fucking disaster but inevitable….

I’ve been sweating out today and forget the important things I wanted to write here so here are the stepLINKS…but first the email of the day…

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i am a member of a yahoo group where we share ONLY videos about girls measuring and weighing

Now here are the links…

Kim Delaney Wants to Bang All the Troops Or Something
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I’d Rather Bang Fergie’s Wax Figure Than Bang Fergie
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Live Sex Shows, To Make Your Weekend Count
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Women of Facebook – Volume 1
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Rihanna’s New Song to Jerk off and Cry TO
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This is What I Drink Out Of…
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Sexual Innuendos in Cartoons….
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Lohan Getting Wasted in Italy
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Toni Leigh is Super Sexy
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Take a Trip Aboard the Sexy Kandy Kruise
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Porn Star Charley Chase Has L.A. Firefighters in Trouble
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Adrienne Curry is Slutty in Her New Photoshoot
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Elin Nordegren Is Already Marrying Another Millionaire
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I Wonder If Bristol Palin Cant Ride a Cock Like She Rides This Mechanical Bull – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Fun
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18 Year Old Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Sexiest Sports Outfits
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over This Hot Brunette
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Lindsay Lohan Adds “Gold Digging Wife Attacker” To Her Illustrious Resume
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Some Beyonce, Just Because
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Christina Milian at Her 30th Birthday Bash
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Rihanna is In Her Underpants Again
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Some Brooke Burke Hotness
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Drunk Dude is Stuck In a Fun House – VIDEO
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SKylynn She Us the Money Shot
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Jay Leno Can’t Dance and It’s Fucking Funny
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Nina and Kortney Get It On
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Top 5: The Return Of The Porno Gifs!!!
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Aoe Saldana is a Hotter Version of Jada Pinkett
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Teen Opens Up Her Pussy Lips – VIDEO
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Hottie in a Short Short Dress
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Grandmas Shotgunning Beer
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Sophia Vergara Brings the Hotness As Always
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Keifer Sutherland on the Single Worst Idea for a Show Fox Has Ever Had
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Holly Peers Goes Nuts
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Some Pippa Middleton Because Everyone Wants to Bang her
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I’d Like to Be All Over Caprice
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Britney Spears is Last Fucking Person That Should Be Giving Anyone Parenting Advice
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Maria Menounos Helps Finish Things Off
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Selena Gomez And Her Little Titties Go Bouncy In These Down Blouse Pics
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Rihanna, More Ass Grabbing And Other Sexy Shit
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How to make any woman instantly attracted to you
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Daughter of the Year
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Losing a Bed Ends With her Getting Fucked
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Girl Washing her Boobies
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Drunk Girls Pissing
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My Friend Interviews Girls – Then Fucks Them
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Dressing Room Spy
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Milf Fail
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Best Tits Ever Exposed…
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Couple Fucking in the Woods
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3 Drunk Teens on Webcam
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I Bet THis GIrl Would Be Good On a Mechanical Bull
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Grandma Getting Humped Hard
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Whore of the Ring
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Free Cam Show Fun THat I Use Every Night….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

23

Sep

Some More Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re planning on killing yourself this weekend….this may help inspire you to go through with it…not that you should kill yourself, I mean even if you’re a fucking loser, fuck up, failure, criminal, pathetic like me, it’s more fun to ride it out and laugh at shit like this….because it is entertaining, disgusting, and helps remind you the world is doomed and there is comfort in that….

For a pornstar , I expected more fuck in this staged bullshit she’s using for attention because the world is starting to hate her, I’m sure it’ll come eventually….they got all kinds of obvious tricks up their sleeves…


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

23

Sep

Ginger Spice Tits Out Shine Rosario Dawson’s Scary Face of the Day

Here’s Geri Halliwell showing off her big old tits in a lovely dress all fancy like it’s old lady prom….an old lady prom I’d like to be at cuz apparently old ladies put out easier than high school girls…even though high school girls are pretty easy…and really who cares it’s just a set of fucking pictures that luckily out perform Rosario Dawson’s face at the same event……

Here’s Rosario Dawson’s face looking fucking weird…unlike any Rosario Dawson face I’ve seen before….What the fuck did she do to it? I guess I’ll just never get coke whore squatters turned famous thanks to the movie KIDS…literally and figuratively….


Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Rosario Dawson

2011

23

Sep

Twitter Whore Adrienne Curry Does a Photoshoot of the Day

I am uninterested in Adrienne Curry in more ways than you know….but every once in a while I feel compelled to do a post on her…today is not one of those days…

She’s a bottom feeder who uses her fake tits to get norticed, and it works…and although there is seemingly everything good in that….because we want girls whoring out their bodies to get commercial success since it is fun to watch….even when it is in the form of a variety of really shitty reality shows that should have never happened….

She told me off on twitter once….before blocking me and that was alright…even though twitter always reminds me how unappreciated and underrated I am….something that hasn’t stopped Adrienne Curry and won’t stop me.


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Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

23

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Does Shorts of the Day

Here’s the highlight of my day, I mean besides not dying in my sleep, or or the hangover that for some reason has made me calm and content in my misery, unlike last weeks poisoning that couldn’t get myself out of bed…

It’s Vanessa Pudgens doing useless errands, probably with paparazzi she hired, wearing denim shorts, showing off her dumpy ass, that looks boxy and weird in thes shorts, possibly due to the weight gain, or maybe due to the shape of the shorts….and it doesn’t really matter cuz I am loving it…almost as much as I loved her self shot, hairy pussy, nude pics….showing her teen fans what being a slut is all about, no matter how wholesome she was marketed….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Sep

Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used….

The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

Posted in:Fergie

2011

23

Sep

Pippa Middleton Does Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s my favorite second rate citizen, at least in terms of her immediate family, because her sister is an actual princess, while she’s just the old spinster living off her parents, instead of the Royal Family….and I know that girls are generally pretty self involved and only care about their immediate surrounds and even hate their own best friends cuz it’s just all part of being a girl…so it’s gotta be pretty hard on her and she must be plotting the takeover….

Sure these tight pants in pictures that are not taken from behind or spread eagled the way I want them to be…aren’t as good as her panty flash or what I think we have coming…but think of it as practice for what’s to come…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

23

Sep

AJ Michalka Does Fake Tits of the Day

Here’s some AJ MICHALKA , who I’m guessing is some Disney star, who is normally with her sister ALY MICHALKA but I’m not gonna bother further investigating, cuz I’m just posting these pics because she’s got some hot perky tits that are either fake or distorting the truth with false marketing she has something she doesn’t in a push up padded bra, like all the girls are doing these days now that bras simulate implants…..and I guess what it all comes down to is that Disney Execs are rumored to make these teen actors have sex with them and that kind of practice at a young age, knowing that is how to get ahead, will make a bitch a lot of fun to hang with, provided she doesn’t go lesbian like other molested girls…Good times.

Posted in:AJ Michalka