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2011

15

Sep

Heidi Klum’s Crossed Legs of the Day

Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but inside her…unless of course this army of her own beige colored babies was all part of her plan…and not just an accidental product of her creepy German bondage sex acts and pro-life political stance…but baby or not, I’d love to pry these babies apart….and bury myself in it….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

15

Sep

Alicia Silverstone Post Clueless Pics of the Day

Lookin’ Good Alicia Silverstone….I mean I was never really into her paralzyed half of her face…but people used to love her….she was in music vidoes and movies…and the truth is that I’d take that Clueless bitch over this bag lady looking, much older, fatter, uglier mom on her way to some lesbian knitting club cuz she denounced dick after her husband left her for an actual hot bitch, and not a memory of a hot chick he married, a memory she made him have, thanks to her whole getting older and letting herself go on him, something he didn’t knowhe was signing up for…..at marriage…reminding us that sometimes dying or disappearing at 27 is good for the general public’s perception physical appearance….

Posted in:Alicia Silverstone

2011

15

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I like to document Hilary Duff’s pregnancy partially because pregnancy is so awesome that I saw a scared looking indian dude at Walmart yesterday buying 250 dollars worth of baby food for a kid that wouldn’t stop screaming with a wife who looked haggard and disgusting and wrecked bodied thanks to that pregnancy….which would explain why the only other item in his cart was a box of fucking condoms…but mainly because she’s wearing tight pants and her pregnancy and ass make me want to shove my tongue so far up her twat I can taste her placenta….but I’m just weird like that….

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2011

15

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the news…Part of me wishes I was out there making news, or at least capturing it on video like this dude did when he say a Shoplifter in Vancouver Getting Restrained by the Store Owner

But I’m more into sitting on my soiled couch too lazy to get off…in more ways than you’d probably want to know…..

Here’s some more news….that could be you if you were dumb enough to do idiot shit…

Caught on Tape: Bus Driver Watched Kids Fight
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NY Tutor Facing Sex Charges
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Woman fired for donating kidney to son scared to take job back
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Former Red Sox pitcher Curtis Leskanic busted for DUI
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Obama bumper sticker led cops to suspect
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Philly TV anchor reacts to Kardashian wrath
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2011

15

Sep

Top Sexy Height Comparison Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

If you haven’t caught onto this feature, it is pretty simple, I pull up the best random fetish videos on Youtube that people jerk off to, because people are weird, to prove that Youtube is one of the world’s biggest porn sites, on the stock market, owned by google, making more loads drop than the porn industry, I’m talking the billions of dollars they make, properly represents the billions of litres of semen they’ve expelled from testicles…and as vile as that may sounds…it’s the truth.

Today’s fetish: Tall Girl Height Comparisson….

Tall Chick Measured By a Short Chick

6 foot 8 Model’s Vacation Photo Album ……

Joe Pesci Looking Motherfucker and Some Monster Woman

Tall and Thai and Possibly a Penis Owner

Here’s an official height Comparision video…..

2 Amazons Smother a Little Man

A Midget and Some Tall Bitches Vintage…

Here’s some tall woman with a midget slave….

THere are too many of these videos….Youtube is the number one stop for Amazon fetishes…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

15

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day


Last night I celebrated vagina. Not that I got vagina, because the cocktease was married but I still like to drink for vagina and today I celebrate a hangover.

Someone wrote into me telling me that all my jokes are repetitive and tired, but the sad thing is that I’m never quite joking….that’s the sad truth….my life is just one bad broken record of poverty hell…..good times….

here’s some shit going on on the rest of the internet….while I regain my composure and forget all the things I should be embarrassed about…

Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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The Situation Is Retarded, Right? So He Should Be Able To Get Away With This…
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Kourtney Kardashian Seeks Plastic Surgeon For Her 2 Year Old Kid.
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The French Sluts Are Here! The French Sluts Are Here!
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Iryna Storozhuk: That’s Quite The Mouthful There
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Guaranteed To Make You Squirm. Guaranteed!
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Avril Lavigne Encourages Child Labor
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100 Sake Bomb Dominos! – VIDEO
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NFL Week 1 Power Rankings: Hot Cheerleader Edition
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Say Hello to Hayden Hayes
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This Guy is a Dancing Ninja
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Hey There Layla
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re All Homos
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Live Web Cam Hotties
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Blonde Girlfriend Fuckers Herself
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Well Hello There Kristina
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Some Real Housewives of DC Idiots Tried to Pull Some Kidnapping Hoax or Something
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day



That Scarjo Alleged Nudes the FBI are investigating post killed my shitty, dying, on its last legs of 2001 internet technology blog …so I took time out for myself to learn that I like having conversations with girls from the UK on facebook about Vagina….I feel so classy knowing she has an accent, but more importantly calling a cunt a fanny…it’s so sophisticated….

I also like the stepLINKS…

Sarah Palin Used to Do Coke and Black Guys
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And That’s why You Don’t Want an Eel Up Your COCK Hole
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Best of Scarlett Johansson in Pictures
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Being a Stuntman Means Kicking Ass
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Amy Winehouse’s Last VIdeo
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Halle Berry in a Bikini – Oh Yeah….
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Taraji P Henson is the Type of Girl You Wanna Take Home to Mom
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Double Front Flip Fail
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Lupe Fuented is Muy Caliente
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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Kelly Brook Is Just Stunning
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Anderson Cooper Got Spray Tanned and It’s Kinda Hilariou – VIDEO
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The Situation is an Asshol – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Cute Teen and a Dildo
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Strange and Sexy Sports Hottie Pics
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Can You Catch Nudity In CONTAGION?
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All Of Pamela Anderson’s Fans Are Crazy
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Abbie Cornish is Bangable
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Amy Winehouse’s Final Music Video Released (VIDEO)
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JoJo Performs In Her Underwear
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Kid Spots Some Cleavage
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Rosa Acosta is Amazing as Always
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Okay, This Guys Mugshot is Terrifying
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Aria Giovanni Is A Goddess
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Anastasia and Mandy Get It On
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Learn All About Internet Porn With Facts Written On A Pornstar
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How About Some Rihanna
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Tiny Teen Fucks a Banana
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This Little Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Some Sexy Teen Tits
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Ashlee Simpson in a Little Black Dress
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Tight Body, Tight Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Still Causing Scenes at Fashion Week
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Olivia Munn Looking All Kinds Of Red Hot And Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re Gay
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Amber Heard Exclusive Pics…
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Nazi Ginger
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Cute Teen and a Dildo
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Sex Tape Leaked
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Radioactive / Mutant / Alien Cock
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Porn Chick Passes Out on Date Rape Drug
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Moving Day Can Be Fun with The Right Help
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THIS IS AMAZING – RIGHTFULLY Insecure About Her Vagina
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Little Guy Fucks a Slut
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Gorilla Taking a bath
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Mom Undresses For $5000
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Fucking in the Snow
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Cellphone Pics Revisited of the Day


CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

I don’t know why I bothered doing any other post today….this Scarlett Johansson pics I posted drunk at 7 am were all I really needed, so I’m posting this to remind you that I POSTED THEM ALREADY …. still don’t know if they are her….but they are amazingness… Notice The Tattoos Match

I know this all you care about – user….I feel like a whore…

Shitty site or not – I WAS THE FIRST TO POST THEM

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

14

Sep

LeAnn Rimes’ Amazing Body of the Day

LeAnn Rimes gets a lot of hate….but she’s single handedly got the best emaciated body with shitty fake tits in country music….this is a prime example of a bible belt icon showing the bible belt how flawed their system is….this is some meth looking, porn slut, ready to take multiple dicks who once sang christmas carols with some evangilist…it is amazing at how much truth this bitch brings to a world so close minded and uneducated….racist hicks everywhere who home school their kids and take them to Jesus Camp must be burning LeAnn Rimes CDs, posters and dolls by the fucking dozen…cuz she’s wronged them so….and I just think she’s a better role model then ever…but only because I hate fat chicks and believe every girl deserves the chance to experiment with eating disorders so that they too can end up on TV and in Magazines like good old country girl LeAnn….

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

14

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day

Here are some Ashlee Simpson, young mom who was married to a lesbian, possible inseminated by a turkey baster, because as far as I’m concerned her ex-husband has a huge vagina….showing some tit and I’m just posting them cuz I almost forgot this bitch existed…you know Jessica Simpson’s shadow who was more of a joke hanging on as hard as she can than anything else….some nose job who I would only get with to get to her fat older sister….

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