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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2011

Sep

Famke Janssen Tight 50 Year Old Body of the Day

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Here’s almost 50 year old Bond Girl who you virgin losers probably know from X-Men rocking a pretty tight body despite being 46 years old. Her name is Fame Janssen and she’s at an event, who fucking cares, I mean seriously. Is this relevant information to anyone’s life…I figure that except for maybe one weird virgin loser, who think she’s his wife and has her face tattoooed on his arm, and screen printed on his bedsheets, no on else knows who the fuck she is…and she’s not in a bikini, showing tits, but she is skinny, and as far as I am concerned, a skinny 46 year old is always better than a fat 20 year old…because skinny 46 year olds are rare…. you know with all their baby weight and potato chip eating, decades of built up…..not to mention all the years of sexual experience….and the knowledge of their vagina drying up soon, makes the last hurrah pretty rockin’ if you’re on the receiving end.

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2011

Sep

Kate Bosworth’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.

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2011

Sep

Michelle Monaghan Tits in Mom Jeans of the Day

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I have no idea who Michelle Monaghan is but I thought these pics were better…I was convinced this 35 year old mom who has pretty much barely been in any movies had tits spilling out of her top and vagina wedged between her mom jeans…but none of that actually happened…but I’m in too deep so I’m just gonna post them and pretend they never happened…while I continue to die.

I figure I’ll post the trailer from “Machine Gun Preacher” because at least then it’ll give this post some substance….even if a movie about a dude who goes from drug dealing to saving kids is hardly substance…

Here are the pics of her walking around.

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2011

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think buying discount beer may be a mistake because I did it last night, and I’ve done it many times before it, cuz why not get drunk with a 5 dollar six pack, but something didn’t work out right for me, and I was up at 6 am puking foam and shitting blood, I assume it is my liver, but I’d prefer to think it’s just the beer…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I die.

LOTTERY POLICE – VIDEO
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40 Hot Bodies We’d Like To See in ESPN’s Body Issue
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Free Cam Shows, Because This Week Has Been Hell
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The Best Bad Game Show Prank – VIDEO
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Christina Ricci Hotness
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Chicks on Bikes – A Fail Compilation
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Gerard Butler Has Aids Or Something
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Now Thats a Big Fucking Strap On
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TThe 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
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Louis CK Salutes George Carlin – VIDEO
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2011

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a friend who told met a fat girl off the internet, invited her to his house, then realized she was fatter than he thought, and asked her to leave before fucking her cuz he had other plans her forgot about, being real obvious that he had no interest in her cuz she was fat…

Fast forward 5 years and this fat girl miraculously finds him and miraculously wants to go on a date with him and her internet pictures are of a slim, fit, marathon running chick…who likely became that after he did what he did to her cuz it made her feel like shit…and I’m convinced either a straight out of a movie “look at me now” is gonna happen, or she’s gonna actually fuck him hard and show him who’s boss..or she may just kill him off…..all funny enough for me to watch…

So I’m heading out as the third wheel a table away to surpervise.

Remember kids, the internet is a scary place…

Here are the stepLINKS

Salma Hayek Real Cleavage
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The Dancing With the Stars Promo Pics Are Hysterical
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Underage Jenner Sisters Whore Out in Cheerleading Outfits – This is being done on purpose…
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Really Weird Fucking Video
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30 Hot Girls in NHL Jerseys…
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Jacke Gyllenhaal is Gay
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels!
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Here’s Some Amateur, Fecal, Lesbian, Anal, Rim Job Fail Smut in the stepSMUT Corner
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Madonna is Turning Into Hilary Clinton. Also Hates People Who Bring Her Flowers
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Pheobe Price is Day Glow In Her Bikini
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Live Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy For Hours
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Cliff Dive Slut FAIL – VIDEO
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Ericka is Wearing the Smallest Tank Top Ever
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Some Twit Pic Sluttiness
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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG GALLERY
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Kelly Brook’s Hotness Goes For A Ride
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LeAnne Rimes Short Shorts and Hard Nipples
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I Nevet Noticed How Big Nancy Grace’s Rack Is
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Free Cam Shows. Thank Me Later
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Fetish Porn Bloopers – VIDEO
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Ridiculously Hot Fans of College Football
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Lauren Goodger Panty Upskirt
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This Is How Jennifer Aniston Used To Spend Her Saturday Nights – VIDEO
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Look Disgusting for Once
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Some Nicole Scherzinger Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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VALENTINA VAUGHN is Spread Wide Open
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Gotta Love a Barely There Bikini
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Basketball Wives Bitch Face – VIDEO
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Tiffany is The Stuff Amateur Dreams Are Made Of
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Strap On Lesbians Get It On
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Makes Her Even Richer
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Some Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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Anessa is Super Flexible
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Gotta Love A Pair of Long Long Legs
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Tara Reid is Still Slutty, Possibly Anorexic
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Bowling With Scooters – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Cam Chick Cleans Up Her Big Tits
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The 100 Sexiest Female Singers in the World
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Pathetic
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Mya is Wearing a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Is A Whore – According To Her Brother
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Nick Jonas Lost His Chastity Ring Inside A 26 Year Old
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Jessica Simpson To Get Breast Reduction
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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics As Boring As My Weekend
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Tara Reid Back On The Scene With Nasty Upskirts
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Olivia Munn Braless And See Through
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Girl Getting Hanged Porn is Fucking Weird
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Here’s Some Amateur, Fecal, Lesbian, Anal, Rim Job Fail Smut in the stepSMUT Corner
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2011

Sep

LeAnn Rimes Fake Tits and Nipples on her Skinny Frame of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits.

Here are her nipples….this is weirdness.

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2011

Sep

Tara Reid Slut in Red of the Day

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Tara Reid FLASHED HER PANTIES IN THIS OUTFIT ….but I was far more interested in the condition of her legs…maybe because Tara Reid panties are a disgusting concept, even though I love sniffing the panties of party sluts, except maybe for tryng to decipher how much dry semen from how many men made that crusty residue….or maybe cuz panty flashes are just fucking obvious, boring, not sexy…while the skin falling off the legs of a pushing 40, once hot, always drunk international perpetual spring breaker, is almost erotic….but that’s just cuz I love emaciated, half dying bitches, too weak to run away, even when they are trying to make a media comeback because they’re running out of money cuz they haven’t worked since Lohan was in office.

No, I don’t know what that means either. But FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER PANTIES

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2011

Sep

Pippa Middleton Short Skirt of the Day

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Feelings of inadequacies. Never living up to the life her sister has lined up. Standing on the sidelines while she gets all the love and praise from the world. Are all ingredients in a recipe of amazing sex, some scandal, crying for attention….filling a void…at least that’s my hope for this Pippa chick, otherwise I feel like I’ve been wasting my time for her to crack.

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2011

Sep

Selma Blair Post Pregnancy Weight of the Day

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I have no idea why I am posting these pictures of Selma Blair’s post baby weight…but I assume it has something to do with really appreciating the damage a baby passing through a vagina does to a woman…it’s like some circle of the life shit Disney Movies are made of…..or maybe it is cuz I find the whole concept disgusting….who knows…I’m in too deep and can’t escape this post…but I’d like to…

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