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2011

02

Sep

Paz dela Huerta in for Agent Provocateur of the Day

I love Paz dela Huerta ….not only is her name so fancy and art fag hipster sounding…but she’s hot….and has a great body…

Maybe it’s cuz I love her looking like a cracked out mess…

But I think it has more to do with her luxurious thick 1920s whore bush…

She’s the new face for Agent Provocateur…and I’m down.

Posted in:Paz DeLa Huerta

2011

02

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….if you’re on the computer…cuz news makes you sound smart, aware, tapped into the events of the world…and all it’s hopeless, scary, ridiculousness…


Referee attacked at youth football game
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Weatherman freaks out over spiders
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Caught on Tape: Cops rush to rescue teens in crash
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Ohio man killed by police tasers
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Caught on Tape: Woman runs mother over in parking lot
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CO man amputates toes to free himself – hoping for a movie deal…
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

02

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drinking til 7 am – trying to fuck groupies from the site – they do exist….and college girls who just moved to the city and need some herpes dick to make them fit in with the other sluts….

I don’t know what happened, but I lost my keys, my hand smells like an anus and I just woke up now…

Here are the mourning links…even though I’m celebrating my drinking…

LOL Cat Versus LOL Cat of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maya
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Ultimate Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows For Your Friday
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The 7 Sexiest Zombies in Dead Island [Exclusive Complex Screenshots]
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Snooki is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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The Sometimes Hidden Hazards of a Dream
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Insane Spray Paint Artist
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Horny Girlfriend on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows to Make Your Weekend a Little Bit Better
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Sep

Top Mouthcam Fetish Youtube Video of the Day

I do this stepLIST thing where I put up random fetish videos I know people have jerked off to on Youtube. to let the world know that Youtube is just a less obvious porn site while celebrating that people have really weird fucking fetishes….

Today’s fetish is the mouthcam….

Did you see her uvula….it’s all wet and ready for my dick….

Sabrina Dream That Tongue Looks So Clean…Like It’s Fresh From Licking Public Toilet Seats…

Pierced Wet Mouth With Stringy Saliva…Fucking Porno

This one seems high tech and advanced tonguing…So deep down her rotten tooth throat…

Daisy Gets Right Down To Mouth Camming…

Weird Angle on this Tongue Ringed Bitch

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I like trying to get girls on webcam because meeting them in person is so complicated. They are all scared you’re some kind of rapist creep who is trying to rapist creep on them….but then they don’t want to get on webcam cuz they’re scared I’m gonna put them on blast….Running a shitty site complicates things…and at least I have my shitty wife to fall back on…literally and not in the higher sense of the term “fall back on” like she’s some kind of support…she’s just fat and makes for a soft landing…even though she also makes me want to kill myself being stuck to her…I thought obesity led to shorter life expectency…

Fuck you. I hate TWITTER and I hate FACEBOOK , but I do love the beauty pageant I’m trying to run to find hot bitches to take to a resort villa for a week….cuz I’m about to hit the big times…I feel it in my laziness….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan Showing Bra and New Tattoo that Says She’s in her Prime…Even though she’s about to Die
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Best Dorm Room Posters….
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Madonna Is Disgusting
http://www.celebs.com/archives/madonna-flanked-by-talent-kate-winslet-diane-kruger-more-at-the-venice-film-festival-day-2.html”target=”_blank”>GO

The 50 Hottest German Chicks
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I wanna Fuck Blake Lively Up Her Cunt
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Kick Back, Relax and Watch These Web Cam Sluts
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Gotta Love a Good Prank
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Love a Wide Open Asian
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Eight Adorable College Mascot Brawls Caught on Video
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Oscar De La Hoya Admits Drag Photos Were Him The Whole Time
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Cindy Crawford is Still Red Hot
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Julianne Hough Had A Phone, It Got Hacked
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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This Dildo Machine is a Destroyer
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DWTS Sexiest Sports Hotties
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Katherine Jenkins Panty Upskirt
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Jessica Biel, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr is Hot as Always
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Kris Meet Ray J. The Guy Who Peed On Your Wife
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Slash Renewed His Vows and His Wife Looke Trashy and I Love It
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Minka Kelly, What is the Explaination for This Photo?
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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret
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Gianna Michaels Has an Amazing Rack
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Check Out the Ass on Jasmine
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Toddlers and Tiaras Kid Has Mini Fake Tits WTF
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How About a Blonde Hottie
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Leola Jossi and Mystie May Get It On
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Emily Browning Nude Stills, All Kinds Of Naked In Sleeping Beauty
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Kate Winslet
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Busty Blonde in White Stockings
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Jet Ski in the Streets of Newark!
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Long Legs in a Short Skirt
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A Little Blake Lively
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Emo Slut on a Web Cam
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Secret Girl Language
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Gotta Love when a Chick Busts Her tits Out
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And here’s Some Pippa Middleton
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Jenny is the Type of stuff Dreams are Made Of
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Here is Paz De La Huerta’s Agent Provocateur Campaign
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Jessica Alba Post Baby Cleavage
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Hi Kris, I’m The Guy Who Pisses On Your Wife, Kim. Oh Congrats On Your Wedding BTW
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has A Nipple Slip
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Imogen Thomas And Her Big Tits Is A Fan Of Coke
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Meet My Future, Bad Ass Wife
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Enter this contest for $250
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Sep

Imogen Thomas Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I hate the name Imogen….but I like her big fake tits in a bikini….I hate the fact that she’s a trashy whore glamor model tacky slut from the UK but I love the fact that she’s a trashy whore glamor model tacky slut from the UK. I’m so torn and inconsistent….that’s why I drink…


To See The Rest of the Pics of her Great Big Tits
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Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2011

01

Sep

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is some Pippa Middleton from a good angle…Her ass isn’t even that great at least not based on my concept of a great ass…I just like it cuz I know how tormented it is….and sometimes that backstory…you know beneath the surface…filled with feelings if inadequacy and being second best to her sister are enough to make an average ass amazing….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

01

Sep

Man With Long Erections Robs Father of the Day

This is hyseterical…

An Upper East Side man who suffers from a condition called priapism — which causes painful erections that can last for hours — was busted for allegedly trying to steal money for painkillers

To Read the Story
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

01

Sep

Dolly Parton’s Tits are Never Too Old of the Day

Dolly Parton proves that old tits are still good tits….when they are big tits on a small frame tits….I’ve always been fascinated by the strength of this woman’s upper back and the ability to bring the fucking titty on such a little waist…but not as fascinated as I am with her tits….not to mention that I love old country music and old country girls…all inbred and uneducated….their accents erotic in their classless twang….so 75 or not, she’s spectacular….and makes me want to take a road trip to Dollyworld for masturbation purposes…in the meantime I’ll just use these pics…

Why hasn’t Dolly done any nudes that I can find? It’s never too late.

Posted in:Dolly Parton

2011

01

Sep

Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

Posted in:Jessica Alba