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2011

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still jerking off to a handful of Candian quarters. Partially because I have a hard time cumming, but mainly in anticipation of the day Kate Middleton’s bikini pictures to be on the head side…if you know what I mean….

Not that I care about this Royal Wedding shit….but everyone else does cuz they don’t realize it’s all marketing to increase the stock of the Royal Family with the commoners….

But I took the day off anyway, cuz I like to pretend I’m a british nobel….so I went to the park and a lady let me hold her baby while drunk, I played with dogs in the park while drunk, I interracted with crackwhores in a Wendy’s and I am currently trying to get more drunk to wash off the piss smell those crackwhores left on my leg…. this is the life of a loser….

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If Kate Middleton Was Smart, She Would Have Worn This to Her Wedding and Shaken Things Up a Bit
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Naked Girls Getting Naked and Slutting Nakedly
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Free Webcam Sluts
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Pippa Middleton Showing Her Royal Wedding Its…
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Web Cam sluts to Waste Your Weekend With
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BVest Use for a Motorized Scooter Iève Seen All Day
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Irina Shayk And Susan Sarandon: Who Would You RatherÉ
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Charlie Sheen Should Really Go Back to Banging Denise Richards
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Vacation Sluts a Plenty Await
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Cam Shows that Won’t Cost You a Dime
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Cute Amateur Shows Off For the Cam
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WTF Photo of the Day featuring Karl Lagerfeld
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Sports’ Dumbest Criminals
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Whitney Port Bikini Lip Slip
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Nicki Minaj, Just Cause
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Guess Whose Knocked Up
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WTF Are David and Victoria Beckham Wearing?
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Padma Lakshmi’s is Nekkid
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Elsa Hosk and Elsa Crafoord Make Girl on Girl Artsy and Shit
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Gallery of Drunks
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Rosa Acosta Self Shots
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Daughter Of The Year: Woman Gets Popped For Buying Hooker For 80-Year-Old Daddy
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Julia Ann and Katie Kox Are Pussy Loving
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Lucy Pinder Topless Boobtastic Royalty Themed Photoshoot
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Hailey is One Hot Brunette
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Brooklyn Decker SI Swimsuit 2010 Photo Shoot
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Weird Stripy Fashion Babe
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I’d Bang Nina Dobrev
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Random Friday Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ms Pac Man’sTerrible Secret
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Mom Rubs One Out
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Happy Birthday Kelly Bensimon
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Check Out Bryci
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Donald Trump is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits And Ass Are Mezmerizing
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Let’s Look At Rihanna Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Sister, Stella Dresses Like A Whore
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Rihanna Meets David Bowie: The Day The Music Died
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2011

29

Apr

Jaime Pressly and her New Fake Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Jaime Pressly and what must be fake tits are more than ready to release a sex tape to increase her celebrity, assert herself in Hollywood as someone worth watching, sure it’s probably 15 years later than it should have been released, but I’m pretty sure I’d still watch it….not that I wouldn’t watch every sex tape released, I like the bottom feeding it represents, but this one would be special….or not…

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2011

29

Apr

Some Alyson Hannigan Nipple Cuz Not Everything is Beautiful of the Day

Alyson Hannigan is so desperate for cock that she was seen out on the street practicing how to spread eagle her shit in hopes sperm would accidentally land in her and get her pregnant again…only she didn’t realize it works better when you’re not wearing pants and the dude she’s getting down with is drunk, medicated, or confused about whether cumming in a cartoon character of a pussy will actually knock her up or not….cuz he’s too focused ont he fact that he’s fucking a cartoon pussy…you know what I’m saying…and if you’re not…it that’s not everything is as beautiful as the Royal Wedding…if you know what I mean…

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2011

29

Apr

Jenna Dewan Showing of her Legs of the Day

Who the fuck is this bitch and why am I posting pictures of her legs? I don’t have the answer to that question, that’s why I am turning to you. Not that I actually give a fuck about what you think…I don’t even give a fuck about what I think…I just know I saw legs and went for it..I didn’t even bother looking her up on wikipedia….ohhhhh dis…..at least in the geek world I live in and I’ll just leave it at that…cuz I just realized I run a fucking website and that humilates me.

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2011

29

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I think as a testament to Kim Kardashian’s current condition as a chunky as fuck fat girl, it only makes sense that when I first saw these pictures, I thought that they were pictures of Kim Kardashian….something that Kim Kardashian has probably spent her life trying to avoid, you know whenever any family or friends said “You look so much like each other, oh sisters”, she’d go into a 3 week long eating disorder bender, validating herself with random black cock, and whatever else she’d do to make the pain go away….but now, thanks to her sloppy body, it’s too hard to avoid, She is morphing into Khloe….Are you guys sisters, how cute…if this was a horror movie…

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2011

29

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie….

Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit…

But I also think she’s ugly…

So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it..

So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed.


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2011

29

Apr

Rihanna Showing off some Titty and Showing off Some Legs of the Day

Rihanna is such a slut…

Legs….

Tits….

This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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2011

29

Apr

Halle Berry Slutting Out of the Day

What a slut. I don’t even know who this Billy Dee Williams character is, but bitch is up on him like he’s some kind of movie producer, or maybe someone who paved the way for her to launch her career when no one wanted a white girl locked in a black girl’s body…we could speculate about this shit all day, but I’d rather just look at her tits…

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2011

29

Apr

Elle Macpherson Mom Jeans, Mom Cameltoe, Mom Pussy, Mom of the Day

If anyone actually read my site, they’d know that in 1989, Elle Macpherson introduced me to bikini models. Prior to that, I was just a clueless immigrant too busy fucking the handicap fat girl on my block, cuz she seduced me and who was I to say no….

I basically got my hands on a VHS of the SI Swimsuit edition, and bitch looked amazing, and as far as I’m concerned, she still does, especially when her mom pussy eats her mom jeans and makes a mom cametoe, cuz it reminds me that she’s got genitalsI once stayed up late to jerk off to, hoping not to get caught in the foster home I was living in, even though she’s old.

I am just that commited to her.

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2011

29

Apr

Kate Middleton Upskirt and Royal Wedding Gold Digging Bullshit of the Day

I had a plan to watch the Royal Wedding, mainly cuz I know every woman in the world is masturbating to the shit, because every girl wants a Royal Wedding, but only a handful of women get to have one, so instead they fully absorb themselves in the shit, and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the shit, from Kate Middleton’s average at best looks, that if I was an inbred balding King in trainging, I’d aim for more a mormon approach and I’d only get down with models….not the kid of a flight attendent…

So I got drunk, thinking I’d experience this bullshit, but instead passed the fuck out when the shitty coverage of the event excitedly announced Prince Harry’s Chelsy Davy Slut showed up….I suck at drunken live blogging at 6 am…..

So I didn’t get to experience Beckham, or Mr Bean, or Elton John, or the awkward kiss, or the wedding dress and wedding cake all these shows have been speculating what the shit COULD look like, and I didn’t care….

I don’t follow this shit, I don’t care about this shit, and you shouldn’t either, there are actually things going on in the world, like critical shit that people should know about, but instead, they blinded 2 billion of us with this expensive shit…and that in and of itself is Hilarious….because I know this was a marketing campaign for the Royal Family to connect with the people, to get a new lifeline and to re-assert their position and remind people they exist cuz pretty much no one gives a fuck about them, I mean until the marketing blitz no one did….

Either way, it was a classic case of long, drawn out gold digging at its finest, girls take note, if you don’t push for a wedding, act cool, dude will lock it down…


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