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2010

21

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me.

I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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2010

21

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here a few things going on in the news. I am sure there are better stories out there, but I am a heavily lazy guy and figure these are good enough for you, especially considering none of you bother watching these….even though I bother posting these…that hurts me…

Robber uses spray gun in CT

Author of controversial pedophile book arrested….How the fuck was this being sold on Amazon….Someone at Amazon should get arrested. They are the real pedophiles.

Peeping Tom brings ladder to spy on women

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2010

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

After giving 20 year old girls vibrators at a Christmas party I was invited to and went to because I love cookies and free wine, I got into the car with one of them who was going to take me out drinking, and we got hit by a drunk driver. Being the superhero that I am, I told the bitch who ran into us that I was going to make sure she ended up in jail, so everytime she tried to leave the scene, I’d jump in front of her, the cops came, she got booked, and I felt like I saved the fucking day. It has inspired me to become a superhero or at least write a movie about being a DrunkenStepfather superhero who saves the world with his magical diddle fingers….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Blake Lively Just Had Sex in a Miserable SNL Skit…
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Keep Your Bitch Warm….
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What I Would Have Given to Bang One of Barker’s Beauty’s
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Bieber Has His First Arranged GF- Cuz Exploiting Kids For Lots of Money is Amazing….
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Julianne Houghs Dancing with the Stars Too Hot for Country Music TV Video of Her Fucking the Air
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Revisiting Vanessa Hudgen’s Private Naked Pics
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Paris Hilton Busts Out The Camel Toe
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Because These Are The Type of Sluts That Never Say No
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The 25 Hottest Girls of 2010
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Tight Bikini Body
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Blake Lively and Jessica Alba Just Had Sex…or Something – VIDEO
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Shy Girl Puts On a Show for Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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2010 NCAA Bowl Games: Who Has The Hotter Cheerleaders?
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Watch Gwenyth Paltrow Shake Her in the Way She Thinks Country Music Sluts Shake Their Asses
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Jenny Agutter’s Tits Made Logan Run!
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Some Mariah Carey, Just Because
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Janice Dickinson Crotch Flash
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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Have You Met My Future Wife, Because Here She Is
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cleavage Will Always Win – GALLERY
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Caption THIS – TSA Edition
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Meet Tammy Torres
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4 Year Old Does AWESOME Michael Jackson Dancing – VIDEO
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Brazilian Babes Trying to Figure out Who’s Ass is Rounder
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Darryl and Morgan Eat Pussy On The Couch – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Looks Like a Complete Whore on Her Christmas Card
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Busty Brooke Gets Tongue Fucked – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Shoot
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Wow Lady Gaga Doesn’t Look Like a Fucking Whore for Once
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Adriana Lima Awesome Gallery Throwback
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Cute Teen Flashes On Camera – VIDEO
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Merry Christmas from a Topless Playboy Honey
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24 Sexy Shots of AP Female Athlete of the Year Lindsey Vonn
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Hottest Video Game Girl Ever – VIDEO
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Dog Janitor Hard at Work and Working Harder Than You – VIDEO
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Demi Lovato’s Rep Deny Sex Tape Exists Which Means There Totally Is One
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And MORE Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry May Play Wonder Woman
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Is Totally Fuckable
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Kardashian Family V. Addams Family, You Decide
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Kool G Rap Interview for the HipHop Heads
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – MAKE ME RICH
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2010

20

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Slutty Twitter Pics of the Day

I would never have known these pictures because I generally don’t give a fuck about LeAnn Rimes…but I think it is safe to say that we all knew she was a slut when she openly came out in the public as a homewrecking whore who fucked some married dude while she was married to some queer because he confused her for a dude you know based on her facial features. It happens to the best of us….

So these slutty Christmas pics are not interesting to me, I never found her hot to begin with, I’m just glad she’s showing the world just how Christian the bible loving bitch is….She always played the wholesome card for the paycheck, but I guess we know where her real morals lie and that’s on all fours while her new man fucks her up the ass while she rubs her clit cuz all that Jesus loving country shit didn’t allow her to get fucked proper…but I guess that’s all changed…..and I hope that does’t excite you…because she’s miserable looking…

I guess this is part of the reason I love girls brought up religious, unfortunately in LeAnn Rimes’ case she looks like one of those weird Jesus people all backwoods and inbred….here are the pics…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2010

20

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like Michael Jackson of the Day

Despite her cute little asian school girl legs and cute youthful hat, Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s happened to her since she leaked those naked pics of her bush, and I fucking love bush, thinking she was serious about doing this whole slut thing to break down the Disney curse, but instead she fell off the map, and I know that if only she got a bikini wax and the haters didn’t turn on her cuz they think having bush is a bad thing thanks to marketing, when really bush is a small taste of heaven, I bet she would have been conident in herself, that she’d be naked everywhere….

I mean maybe that’s just wishful thinking because I got this MJ fetish and I always wanted to see his pussy, but his premature death ruined that for all of us, but I guess Vanessa Hudgens is the second best thing.

Maybe she fell off the map cuz she turned 18 and people stop caring when you turn 18 and really it doesn’t matter. Here are some non-nude pics of her.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

20

Dec

Ashley Greene is All Hype of the Day

Whenever I see pictures of Ashley Greene, I feel robbed. It’s like she is the most overhyped girl around. Everyone things she’s so fucking hot because she happens to be the hot one in the movie, but to be fair, a pile of dog shit shaped kinda vaginal is hotter than that inbred Kristen Stewart so it’s not saying much, but marketing works and people believe what they read, especailly 14 and 15 year olds, so throw her bedding the Jonas Brothers into her campaign, and all of a sudden, she’s untouchable, and based on the way she looks, I agree she is untouchable unless there’s a lot of liquor in your system, it’s 3 am and the bar is closing…don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her sleeping or awake, high or sober, but the point is she’s not where she needs to be to warrant the attention she gets and lies make me fucking cry…

Here is the lie in a boring outfit basically mocking us and letting us know she doesn’t need to try cuz she’s made it….while making instore appearances like the convicts they use at costco to hand out frozen pizza samples…only way more luxurious.

Overrated.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

20

Dec

Halle Berry’s Baby Carrying Ass of the Day

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging.

Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been….

I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her.

Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body….

If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already…

Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits….

What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

20

Dec

Cameron Diaz Menopausal in a BIkini of the Day

I have seen menopausal women many times before…and if they aren’t round butterball turkey looking motherfuckers…but instead the kind of menopausal woman who tries to take care of herself by hitting the gym hoping at least one low level trainer will pretend to want to fuck her in exchange for 100 dollars a session….you know the kind of menopausal woman who is trying to hold onto her youth and who wants to maintain her looks so hard she’s on special diets cuz her life revolves around being attractive, only to be counter productive thanks to all the hard living pretty much turning herself into a dude cuz of all the weight training and from her tired uterus from all the abortions, contraceptives and HPV have taken their toll and can’t produce lady hormones anymore….but I’m just speculating based on her rectangular shape…


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