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2010

24

Aug

Irina Shayk Does GQ of the Day

Here is Ronaldo’s amazing girlfriend in her lingerie for GQ. The only unfortunate part of this story is that he’s gay and can’t fully appreciate her. Sure you can argue that men in such tight short shorts are just secure in their sexuality or that men who are successful thanks to being a star at what they do with massive bank accounts to show for it who get pussy like this spread eagle and all fours for him daily are just secure with themselves but I just think her pussy is not utilized to her full Russian communist potential….but at least people are starting to notice.

Here are some of the amazing pics…I know that I’m ready for the behind the scenes video and High Quality pictures to be released….but this is good enough for now…

To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

24

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news to inspire you to sell all your assets and join a sex cult officiated by me, cuz we’ve got no fucking hope….I’d offer my insight into each clip, but figure why bother, we’re all gonna die anyway…so why waste my time…not to mention…you know what I’m thinking…

Beat Whitey Night at Iowa State Fair
Racially charged fights broke out at the last night of the Iowa State Fair cuz white folk aren’t the only racists….everyone’s fucking racist.

Caught on Tape: Car Launches into Overpass at 100 mph

A single car crash on Interstate 675 shut down the southbound lanes in Sugarcreek Twp. in Ohio for six hours Aug. 23.

Memphis Man Abducts Teen Girl to See If It Aroused Her

10 Month Old Chinese Baby Weighs 44 lbs.

OH Cop Caught Watching Porn in Patrol Car

A Columbus, Ohio police officer was caught on camera watching porn in his patrol car

GA Weight Salon Charges More for Large Woman

A woman was charged an extra $5 for being overweight by a Georgia nail salon.

Chef Gets Knocked Out After Flipping Out in Kitchen

A Chef in Florida is caught on tape having a meltdown. According to Jacksonville news reports the Chef loses it after learning that he had been fired.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

24

Aug

Suki Alice Tits for Some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

Here is an aspiring model who looks like she may be a hipster trying to make it…cuz being a model allows her to continue her hipster lifestyle of late night coke binges and sleeping all day, except for the once a week she needs to get paid 10,000 dollars to get half naked….and luckily her photographer friend let her know that she can’t wait for the 10,000 jobs to get half naked, she’s gotta get half naked now to get those jobs, you know to stand out amongst the rest of the aspiring models, and since getting naked is part of her hipster lifestyle, she had no problem with that, even though when you scrap it down to the core, she’s nothing more than a stripper or porn model without the dick…making her good enough for me…cuz I won’t be happy until the world is filled with bitches who except their roles as common whores…and I won’t sleep until that happens….or maybe I will…because I think it already has…

Posted in:Suki Alice

2010

24

Aug

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s ass is disgusting and she knows it. That is why she hides the shit every chance she gets.

I hate that everyone hypes her up. I hate that people take her seriously. I hate that she’s not recognized as being shitty pornstar with a sex tape, but as a legit staple in Hollywood…..

She’s clearly too fucking lazy to bother taking care of herself…sure she pretends…like in these pictures on her way to the gym…to hang out at the gym’s cafe to eat all the food….but I guess the effort she spends on all things in her life is minimal….

Sure she normally squeezes the shit into her pants, wears spanx and heels, to trick us into thinking she’s alright and I guess since she’s not wearing heels or spanx in these pictures and she had to cover her fatness up…even though it all she is known for….and is the reason why black guys like her…and that in turn is why she likes black guys…

More importantly, I think she’s a bad influence on fat women everywhere….making them think they’ve got a chance….

Either way, it’s vile…even if this is some kind of joke…it’s still disgusting….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

24

Aug

Miss Mexico for the Win of the Day

I think the Mexican drug traffickers paid off some judges to make this miracle happen, maybe to make Mexico a little more high profile, so more tourists start heading down for them to rob, or falsely imprison…or maybe it’s cuz they are tired of everyone laughing at their women for being very fertile, thick and skilled at making hotel beds, if given enough time for their lazy fat Mexican asses…..

But since I am Mexican I figure I should show national pride and put pictures of this drug dealer’s girlfriend up on the site cuz she’s in her fucking bikini…

Posted in:Miss Mexico

2010

24

Aug

Hilary Duff has Rough Hockey Sex of the Day

Some people like to fuck doggystyle, Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle, and those of you who aren’t Canadian and not familiar with Hockey players or their homosexual tendencies, it goes a little something like this, bitch gets thrown to the ground and the lockeroom of men take turns entering her, until they race with each other to shower her in cum, before giving each other high fives in the shower together, laughing about how they taught that bitch a lesson, without realizing how fucking gay the shit was….It goes back to their early hockey days when their molesting coaches urged them to shove hockey sticks up new recruits in the least gentle of ways….

So it’s nice to know Hilary Duff likes to get banged the fuck up while getting banged the fuck up…no matter how gay it may be for her billionaire Leon’s Furniture heir Pro hockey playin’ husband….

Good Times….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

24

Aug

Beyonce’s Fat Pig Who Likes Fried Chicken Titties aren’t in a Bra of the Day

Beyonce is a pig but at least her lifetime supply of Popeye’s Chicken (
NO RACIST ) she got back when she was still in Destiny’s Child, before she had to prove to the world that she was better than them by doing some solo shit, is that the jacked up chicken, fucked with her hormones and now she’s finally got tits of her own….tit she doesn’t bother wearing a bra with…cuz they might just be implants…since her partner Kelly Rowland went that route, but she’s so thick, we’d never really know….all I do know is that Jay Z looks like he’s losing his mind now that he’s forced to hang out with the bitch, cuz he just married her for publicity….not to actually hang out with the cunt…cuz he’s Jay Z and motherfucker can get girls who aren’t useless Beyonce…

Here she is in a bikini…maybe you’ll never see pigs fly, but today you’ve just seen pigs in a bikini and you didn’t even have to go to a weird backwoods farm and visit a weird backwoods man….

These are awesome quality…but luckily Beyonce isn’t the kind of girl you’d want to see in high definition…

Posted in:Beyonce

2010

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I get distracted easily…I spent most of my day at the bus station trying to sneak onto various buses to see where I’d end up, but for some reason these fuckers have a system down so that people with no tickets don’t get through the doors, which is probably a good thing, cuz this is Canada and I probably would have just ended up in the middle of the fucking woods, but instead I got to spend the day with my new friends, who consisted of a couple of teen runaways dying their hair, a few drunks, a few natives, who I now call my family…

Here are my stepLINKS….

This Just In: Karissa Shannon Made a Sex Tape With Heidi Montag
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Betty White Continues To Show These Young Hos How It’s Done
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40 Pics of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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Annalynne McCord Flashes Pussy
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Your Monday Live Sex Show Right In the Comfor Of Your Own Home
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Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Christina Hendricks’ Tits
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The 20 Hottest Softball Players Ever
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BBC Newscaster Tasmin Khan Leaked Topless Pics
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And More of Taylor Momsen Being a Baby Whore
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Marina and Her Self Shots
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Brooke and Her Striptease
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Slumer Party Turns into Lesbian Party Really Fast – VIDEO
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Jesus Christ, and I Thought I Was Fucking Fat
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Kate Gosselin Channels Her Inner Rock of Love Whore
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Wardrobe Malfunctions – A Gallery
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Drunk Man Versus Hill – VIDEO
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Super Mario Beatbox – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Raquel Reign
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Mmmmmm Holly Peers
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Christina and Eufrat Get It On
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics
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Guess Whose Accidental Overdose Wasn’t an Accident?
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MAXIMUM PARENTING FAIL
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Hilary Duff Just Because
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Paris Hilton Hate Kim Kardashian
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Pussy Rub on a Chair – VIDEO
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And More Holy Peers – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson is Looking Kinda Cute
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Meet Megan Summers
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Web Cam Slut, Huge Rack
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The 25 Sexiest Got Milk Ads of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Melissa is Nude on the Beach
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Some Shots From Cheryl Cole’s Hot New Calendar
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25 Awesome Ninjas
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Crazy Drunk Driver – VIDEO
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Steven Slater – MORE Epic Job Resignations
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Less and Less Like Death Everyday
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Alisha Rubs Ice Cream All Over Her Naked Body
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How To: Make a Video Game Out of a Movie That Doesn’t Suck
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King of the Camel Toe
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BONUS – Rachel Uchitel Showing Off Her Rack At The Beach
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

23

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I forgot I had a website for most of the day….so here’s some shit going on in the news….a few hours late….

Prostitution Bust in Polk Co., Florida

44 pimps and prostitutes were busted in a Florida police sting

Grandpa Jonas Falls on Stage

While celebrating his 70th birthday on stage with his grandsons at Jones Beach in New York, Papa Jonas took a tumble.

YouTube Deleting Porn Disguised as Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana Videos

Women Protest for Topless Rights in Venice Beach, CA

Women at Venice Beach protested their right to go topless at the beach.

Caught on Tape: Thugs and Security Guard Battle at Medical Marijuana Clinic

Two men were caught on video pulling a gun on security guard at a medical marijuana clinic when the guard fought back.

Dare to Bare it All, Go Topless Protest

A topless protest was held in Austin Sunday. Noted as National Go-topless Day, several dozen protesters took to Congress. Those in attendance say it is unconstitutional for men to be able to go topless but women cannot.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

23

Aug

Vanessa Minillo in Shorts Pretending to be Wholesome of the Day

Remember when pictures of this bitch getting fucked by Nick Lachey in a hot tub hit a long time ago? If you don’t, click THIS LINK for a refresher/reminder just to know that despite the fact that this bitch acts like a housewife/homemaker carrying her baked goods around in her little conservative shorts, she’s actually nothing but a grimey little spic whore who likes her pussy filled from the backside by 98 degrees….

Posted in:Vanessa Minillo