I just woke up – but here is some proof that World Cup Soccer players aren’t all gay, in fact they get all the euro pussy, cuz soccer in Europe is bigger than God and all the girls dream about marrying a soccer player when they grow up, especially this Sara Carbonero pasta dish sounding pussy, who is actually a Sports reporter in Spain, or what I call strategic positioning to get the star player of the World Cup to show off to her married and less accomplished friends. Bitch.
I went to some gutter sweatshop earlier today with a friend to pick up his disgusting wife – cuz I had nothing to do. When I walked through the immigrant shit smelling halls I noticed a flash going off. Next thing I know, I’m on the front lines of a lingerie photoshoot and I realized just how shitty my life is that I don’t get to watch that kind of shit everyday….except maybe on the internet…but real pussy is substantially more fun.
Here are the stepLINKS…..
How many of you have jerked off to this prison rape picture of Lohan GO
If Robet Shapiro Defended OJ, Who Sliced His Wife and Lover to Bits in His Backyard, But He Wont Defend LOHAN, That is Really, Really Saying Something GO
With all the hot new pussy going around the modeling world, it’s kinda hard to remember the old washed up shit that decided to have a fucking baby and spend her days in the park instead of spending the days sleeping off bad hangovers cuz back home in her Brazilian small town, she’s not allowed to drink, have pre-marital sex, or even protected sex, or do drugs and have fun, cuz the “santa maria” is watching over her…so she might as well live it up now that she’s making stupid money instead of her 5 dollars a day to check people into the local hotel…..but I guess she’s still relaly fucking hot and here are the pics of her being a hell of a lot better than the moms I see playing in my park, mainly because the mom’s I see playing in my park are drunk natives who just pissed themselves, but I guess that’s hot to some…especailly the other homeless dudes cuz we all need to fuck sometimes otherwise we go crazy…even if we already are crazy….
If you ever thought being a model was a joke, you know all the bitch has to do is sit there through make-up, sit there through hair, sit on set and have some dude takes pics of her for a few hours, collect her 10,000 dollar check and head back to her loft to rail lines of blow….well being a model turned actor is a bigger fucking joke, cuz all you have to do is sit around on set all day with Shia LeBeef, smoking “hand rolled cigarettes”, waiting for some bullshit explosions to go off like a lazy fucking cunt who makes too much money…but I still want to fuck her and I guess that’s all that matters.
For those of you who have jerked off to Zsa Zsa Gabour back when she was young and hot, whether it was in reruns or looking at old pics, cuz you like your masturbation to have history, or whether you are old enough to have jerked off when the shit was happening, you know like Miss Hungary beauty contest in 1936, or her other acting gigs through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s, cuz she was the hottest immigrant pussy who married many times cuz she was the kind of immingrant pussy people liked to pass around…this is for you….only instead of jerking off to her hot tits she is known for, you can jerk off to rape fantasies of having your way with her cuz she looks a little too weak to run….but you better act fast cuz she may die before you cum.
Dramatic footage has been released of a daring commando-style heist in Sweden, last year. Thanks to tip offs from Serbian police ten people have been charged in connection with the job, but only they know where the money is hidden and as yet they aren’t telling the cops. Their trial is due to start next month. If found guilty, the men face prison terms of up to 10 years. Nine of the suspects are Swedes and one is Syrian. They all deny the charges.
Nigerian Couple Gives Birth to White Baby
Genetics experts are baffled as to how a Nigerian couple in England are parents of a blonde haired blue eyed Caucasian baby girl
Girl Scout Cookie Thief Steals $8000 worth of Cookies
A woman in Ohio could spend up to a year and a half in prison for stealing more than 2300 boxes, or $8000 worth, of Girl Scout cookies
UFO Flying Over China
Video showing what is alleged to be a UFO flying in Chinese airspace.
Unfortunately…Lohan isn’t just a bratty starlet we want to hate fuck…but she’s also in the news…cuz her publicity stunt is working….
Lindsay Lohan Walks into Court
Lindsay Lohan turned herself in at the Beverly Hills Court, getting a confetti bomb on the way
Lindsay Lohan in Courtroom to Surrender
A nervous Lindsay Lohan is ordered to be remanded by the judge
Michael Lohan’s Mouthpiece Makes a Statement
Reporters and camera snap at each other as Michael Lohan’s attorney makes a statement on his behalf
If you’re wonderin why Kanye is so into this Amber Rose pig, it’s becasue her shoulders and arms are jacked and they remind him of the arms of his favorite gay porn actor, or at least allow him to imagine he’s fucking a dude when he has her on all fours and he’s fucking her up the ass a lot more easily, cuz we all need love sometimes…and in Kanye’s case, he can’t get the love he wants because it would ruin his career as a rapper, since no rappers are openly gay, so he has to do his best with this droppy scrotum pussied cunt he has on payroll for public appearances and the whole thing is boring.
Everyone loves Sofia Vergara…and by love Sofia Vergara, I mean love her tits….because that’s really all she has going for her, cuz most of the people watching her on TV have no idea what she’s saying through her thick accent anyway, except maybe other hispanic immigrants, but that’s only because they are envious of her hustle in doing America right, while they make beds and clean up after rich people wondering where they went wrong…but then again they aren’t built quite like this and apparently they don’t put as much effort into sucking the right dick that can lead to great opportunity in the entertainment industry.
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Here are some Stacy Keibler legs, not because I care about Stacy Keibler, or because she’s done anything relevant, but because someone keeps sending me fucking emails about how none of these hollywood bitches have legs that compare to Stacy Keibler, I figure that dude also has every picture she’s ever been in printed up and stuck to his wall with cum, a pillowcase with her face printed on it and a rubber vagina he refers to as Stacy, cuz the average person has probably forgot about Stacy Keibler since Dancing with the Stars and her Wrestling….but I guess maybe these legs will remind you.
I think I am starting to appreciate Kristin Cavallari and her bottom feeding because now that the one thing that ever worked out for her is over and that MTV is done with her and her cunt friends…she’s gotta figure shit out and find her place in the world and by doing that she is showing off some tit and unfortunately, I am down with that….because I am dude and love when bitches know their roles in the world as sexual objects…
