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2010

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t leave the house today. I figured it only depresses me when I come home, cuz no one should live in the conditions I do, so I might as well just never leave, cuz I got no where else to sleep…but I figure there is a cure to being down and out and that’s drinking enough to no realize where I live and I should get to that as I’ve been slacking on my alcoholism and can remember coming home the last 2 weeks, when it used to just be the place I woke up…

Not that you care. All you care about are tits….and here are the stepLINKS….

John Stamos Most Likely Banged a 17 Year Old and in his defense, who hasn’t….
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In Case You Hadn’t Heard Enough of Mel Gibon’s Racist Tirades, Here’s the Third Installment – AUDIO
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Web Cam Sluts Made My Day Better And They Will Do The Same For You
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Are On Display
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Turkish Talk Show Host Tried to Fly and Fails – VIDEO
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The 20 Worst Athelete Decisions in History
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The 20 Worst Internet Losers
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Michelle Heaton Panty Upskirt
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Sara Carbonero is the Hottest Reporter EVER
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CJ is Hanging Out in Her Bedroom
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Dina Lohan is Dirty Old Whore
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How Awesome Would is Be If Lohan Joined a Dyke Gang in Jail
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Tori Spelling, Living Dead
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How to Drain a Pool, Red Neck Style – VIDEO
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Fat Chick Gets Fit
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Dollicia Bryan x Amber Rose x Tahiry Gallery
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A Little Sophie Monk Cleavage? Sure Why Not
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A Day in the Sun With Simona
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If Glenn Beck Actually Runs for President, I’ll Fly to Where Ever He Is and Shoot Him in the Head Myself – VIDEO
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Ana Beatriz X Adriana Lima Throwback
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Check Out Sarah Vandela
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Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are Selling Some Thing or Another
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A Little More Lohan Insanity For the Day
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Valentina is Naked in the Bathroom
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Halle Berry is Looking Hot As Always
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Alice is Playful
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Jessica Biel is Actually Looking Hot
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The 25 Greatest Twilight Babe Cleavage Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What the fuck Happened to Lil Kim’s Face
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Security Guard Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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Rhian Sugden Topless Sunbathing
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Nicole, Dinara or Jacky?
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Terri Summers and Crissy Moran
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini
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Shay UK Bombshell – GALLERY
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2010

13

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Pretends to be Distraught of the Day

I know Lindsay Lohan and I can tell you that she’s loving every second of the media attention about her staged sentencing. She is using the cameras to demonstrate and practice her acting talent in hopes to relaunch her career. She is trying to come across as believable so the world’s heart cries for her, when really she knows she isn’t going to jail, she’s just on some PR hustle to make the world think she hit rock bottom, so that when her movie comes out where she plays the pornstar, people recognize her work coming from a broken place and the turnaround she made and will nominate her for an Oscar like she was Mickie Rourke, and if you believe anything but this is being a huge publicity stunt, you are an idiot and their strategy is fucking working….that’s probably why they are throwing in ex girlfriend Sam Ronson and Kim Kardashian, it’s all bullshit and I pretty much hate it and hope they get what they all fucking deserve, these waste of resources, distracting self-involved, privileged motherfuckers….They need to do something productive to society since they have the opportunity but instead are just useless fucking cunts….Disgusting….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

13

Jul

RIP Motherfucker the Janine Lindemulder Sex Appeal Edition of the Day

Anyone else who remembers jerking off to Janine in all her lesbian pornos back in the 90s wanting to take those romantic moments back? I know I do cuz this shit is fucking scary….

She seriously turned into a fucking monster, not that I find any pornstars hot to begin with, but some manage to be worth cumming to when there’s nothing else available to jerk off to, especially in a time before facebook profile pictures, and Janine happened to be one of those people despite always having a hard manly face, back before taking dick to stay competitive and using her body as a horrible tattoo artist’s sketchbook and prison and I guess it is all because she didn’t have a daddy growing up, or if she did, he stuck his dick in her and really who cares, I just saw the pics and felt I needed to post an RIP Motherfucker to her sex appeal she once had….

The only thing really interesting about her is not that she is raising kids, but that Sandra Bullock’s pussy is tainted by her porno pussy, cuz Sandra doesn’t care about where her husband stuck his dick, cuz Sandra Bullock, despite popular belief, is a dirty little slut pig.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Janine Lindemulder

2010

13

Jul

Renee Zelwegger is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck kind of accident or experiment went on with Renee Zelwegger’s face. I don’t know if she was in a dairy farming accident as a child and suffered a life of painful surgeries to reconfigure her face, only to land in Hollywood, eager to persevere as growing up disabled made her strong and eager to never take no for an answer or feel she can’t achieve greatness, in one of those handicapped person being too proud to allow their handicap hold them back situations….or if this is just the product of getting plastic surgery in efforts to keep her naturally weird looking face that gave her a great career in check as she aged…so that she wouldn’t lose her competitive edge, or maybe some botched botox went down in her friends living room after being talked into the shit after one too many cocktails, but I do know whatever happened, it’s not very pretty…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Renee Zelwegger

2010

13

Jul

George Clooney’s Italian Tits Fondle a Mic of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s hired pussy and I know you’re thinking that she’s not a hired pussy, she’s an actual accomplished performer from Italy that has established a great career of her own and she just happened to get seduced by Clooney when he was at his house in Italy cuz he’s George Clooney, and instead of jerking off to pussy he sees on local TV, he makes a few phone calls and gets to fuck it in person…but based on her gutter stripper tattoos,I can tell there is more to this story than you think, and that is that George Clooney isn’t the first powerful dick she’s had inside her, cuz when a bitch like this gets on TV, no matter what country she is in, I know she’s used her pussy to get there….and that at least one person is getting extorted to shit….and who really cares about the details, just look at her tits and the way she rocks the mic like a pro….and not a pro on the mic…and actual pro…if you know what I mean.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

13

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless in DT Magazine of the Day

I know you love any bitch with the name White in her name, because you’re a bunch of white trash racist inbreds and that’s why you visit this site. But I love the fact that she single hot bodily stole the Transformer gig from Megan Fox, humbling her and reminding her that her she is fucking replaceable and that banking on your looks when there are many substantially hotter bitches than you out there is a shitty strategy, one that will leave you married to a nobody from 90210….and the good news is that this lingerie model doesn’t mind getting naked and showing her tits, which is just another example of why she’s much better than Megan Fox…now all someone needs to do is kill off Megan Fox in real life, instead of just in movie and while you plot that, here is a video of Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in video….

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2010

13

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I took a break from the news because I found it too depressing….but then realized I shouldn’t be such a pussy and I shouldn’t take other people’s issues seriously, but with the closing up of the oil spill and the dying down of emotions from the MJ death anniversary, I have found a new lease on life and here are some fun stepNEWS stories to remind us the world is worth laughing at……

Taliban training monkeys to attack US troops in Afghanistan?

Man Accused of Fondling Woman at Church

Pittsburgh Man Kills Wife’s Lover

CA Airport Janitor Arrested for Cell Phone Peeping

Breastfeeding moms gather for nurse-in Orlando Saturday

MA Man’s ear bitten off at BBQ

Woman Falls to Death on Rollercoaster Which Proves Amusement parks a good place to take your wife for a fun activity if like me you hate your wife…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

13

Jul

Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her…

Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katie Price

2010

13

Jul

Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ryan Seacrest

2010

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to watch the kids in the ghetto playing. Not because I am a pervert, because it reminds me what is important in life, stealing to get ahead….I also like watching old ladies struggle to pick up shit they dropped, because I am a pervert and cleavage is fucking cleavage and it doesn’t matter how old or dying it is as long as shit is bent the fuck over to take away the old lady sag……I also like to click on my stepLINKS and I hope you do too….actually I don’t really care what you are into…I just say that I do to keep you around, cuz without you, I am all alone with my big round man tits that I grew in the event that I felt this lonely….

Amber Rose Gives Head To Kanye West
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Mel Gibson’s Career is Officially OVER – AUDIO
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PAULL THE OCTOPUS WILL RULE THE WORLD
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Because a Web Cam Whore is Better Than No Whore At All, No
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JWowws Giant Fuckin Tits Are on Display
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Bikini Handstand Fail
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The Top 10 Sports That Should Not Be Considered Sports
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Nicole Kidman Panty Upskirt
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The 20 Hottest Sports Reporters
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Marion Cotillard is Looking Tasty
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Jody Plays in the Bathroom
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Amateur Hotties Masterbation Cam
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Latoya Jackson is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body
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Fuck a Fat Chick? Why Not! – SONG/VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Meet Paris Morton
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Sophie Turner is in a Skimpy Bikini
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Did Someone Say Footlong Cheseburger?!
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Sabrina Lewis and Avy Lee Roth – VIDEO
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Dania Ramirez: Maxim Magazine, August 2010
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The iPhone Brings Out the Naughty in Hot Chicks
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Halle Berry Hotness
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Two Angelinas Get Their Lesbo On
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Marisa Miller in FHM – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum is Looking Hot, Even If She Pushed Out Like 15 Kids
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Hey There Tori Black
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Slutty Teen on a Web Cam
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Rosie Jones (A.K.A. The New Keeley Hazell) Sizzles In Lingerie
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Best Twilight Viral I’ve Seen Yet – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Gaggle of Jiggling Boob Gifs
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Canadian Hottie Havy Jaf in White Panties
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25 Hilarious Cheerleader Fail Videos
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Boxing Kangaroo Knocks This Bitch Out
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Deaf Christians Bring the LOLs! – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan is So Fucked of the Day
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Angelina Valentine Fondles Her Big Wet Boobs
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A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence)
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Naked Points For Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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Top 10 Ways to Attract Hot Women….Like It’ll Ever Work for You…
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