2010
12
Jul
Looks like Roger Federers is the only athlete in his family, he is the only one who breaks a sweat and I don’t mean from trying to get up from sitting on his fat ass all day, I’m talking from sport, while she just spends his winnings on donuts…or at least that’s what it looks like…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Roger Federer
2010
12
Jul
Here are some recent bikini pics of Sofia Vergara and they are fuckin’ huge….at least her tits are…I figure there’s nothing worth getting excited for when you see a South American hooker with the dumbest sized tits I’ve seen since walking by the projects this morning and a braless native who was drunk and probably birthed a dozen kids gave me a toothless smile, but then again that bitch wasn’t the total package, and I’m not sure this Vergara bitch is, but I do know that she knows how to suck dick proper, cuz immigrants don’t get on hit shows all that easy, and sometimes that, coupled with big fucking tits, is enough to get a huge male fanbase…and here are the pics…
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2010
12
Jul
I love white bikinis no matter who they are on…because white bikinis get see thru…and bitches generally don’t realize it cuz they paid 120 dollars for it and assume that shit is designed to get wet…so they don’t check….even when they are on fat bitches cuz apparently when you are a Princess and you have all the money in the world, arranged marriages, or at least a handful of men courting you cuz you’re a fucking Princess, you don’t really have to spend much time at the gym, you just sit and wait to be served, when you’re not getting paparazzi pictures taken of your dumpy ass on some ridiculous yacht as you live the good life…possibly a little too good….cuz that river you made in your backyard of hot melted chocolate may have been money better spent on lipo. You fucking pig.
Her name is Princess Beatrice and I think I may be in love….but then again I have no taste excpet for fast greasy foods that and high fructose corn syrup….making this bitch a fuckin’ dream….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Princess Beatrice
2010
12
Jul
There’s a funny thing that comes with dating the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and a whole lot of other Hollywood pussy over the last decade because you are from a billionaire greek shipping family, and that funny thing is still being able to get pussy, cuz pussy loves associating itself with dick has money and status that’s been inside pussy that has money and status, even if that dick is scabby….It’s the playboy lifestyle….and here’s some dumb bitch who now has herpes thanks to her eager vagina trying to climb the ladder in a pretty obscure way…since no one gives a fuck abotu Stavros…unless maybe you’re in a VIP section with him and you get introduced to him and remember that he was the guy who fucked all the starlets…because no one more important or relevant happens to be at that club…
Either way, bitch is a slut and I love sluts, even if their vaginas were tainted a few hours after these pics were taken…but were probably tainted many years ago…cuz it takes experience for a nobody to get to this level of D-List cock….or not….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2010
12
Jul
I don’t know if these pictures of Jessica Simpson crushing her man are becasue she’s so happy to finally have an opportunist commit to her she just can’t contain herself that she jumps on the motherfucker so that she crushes his legs and he never runs away – or if she doesn’t realize that she’s a hefty fucking bitch who weighs a lot more than she thinks she does – so she does cutsey things that cute girls can pull off, but are just scary when a tank does it – or maybe she’s just happy she found a dude who can lift her up without throwin’ out his back and she gets a kick out of it and keeps doing it on repeat like the retard that she is…But I guess none of that matters but what does matter is that she’s not wearing a bikini when all this goes down, cuz fat or not, I like to see all bitches half naked, it’s a fetish.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2010
12
Jul
The only thing exciting about these pictures of Carrie Underwood and her new husband at the airport is that they are about to leave on their honeymoon…and the hot thing about honeymoon’s is the amount of dick her pussy is going to get over the next week or two when she’s knee deep in romance and smitten with the fact that some dude just locked into her and promised to never leave her..Seriously, if you want to see a pussy at her best level of performing, it happens when you marry them, or when you break their heart and they want you to realize what you are missing….she may even give him anal for the first time cuz she figures it’s gotta happen sometime since they are married even though all it really takes is a lenghty divorce process to get out of the shit, one that she’ll finance with all her singer money, and he can just move onto the next pussy willing cuz there’s a lot of it out there…cuz that’s just how life works..and her legs in these shorts look pretty alright too….especially for someone about to allow herself to be treated like a fucking whore only instead of paying her by the hour he just made false promises…and made her feel secure enough to show her best…Goodtimes…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Carrie Underwood
2010
12
Jul
Here are some of pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat fucking ass, and for once, you can actually see that her ass is fat and not just round and beautiful like all you idiots think.
I have spent the last few years trying to explain to people that she gets fucked by black dudes because she’s got a huge vagina and a huge sloppy ass and they love that shit cuz she’s not black….In time the rest of her body will catch up to the cellulite ridden product of her being a lazy pig of a woman…and you can finally see the truth in the form of ass dimples in her white outfit.
Here are the pics….of her very big belly button…cuz that’s what fat bitches in tight clothes have….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2010
09
Jul
It’s the fucking weekend. What more do you want out of me? I say that cuz I know I don’t have readers, but it feels nice pretending that I do, and that they are into hassling me into posting more cuz they can’t get enough of me or some shit and really – who fucking cares about my inadequacies when you can just click on my fucking stepLINKS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
09
Jul
I hate implants, but I love Amy Winehouse…There’s just something about her lack of hygiene that makes me want to stick my tongue in her vagina to see if it burns.
So here are her new tits bending over, which aren’t impressive cuz anyone can get fake tits, but her fake tits are the product of a drug overdose…she didn’t want getting out to the public, and implants for cover-ups are hot.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Amy Winehouse
2010
09
Jul
I just want to say that I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina and you can to if you don’t mind stomaching a sex tape that is more of a horror movie or a crime scene cuz whatever she’s got between her legs has got to be dead and rotting despite the youthful homos she recruits to fuck it and that is why I am happy she’s wearing panties while out crying for attention cuz that’s what she does…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Shauna Sand
