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2008

21

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Underwear Covered Ass Flash of the Day


We’ve all seen Lohan in all her glory and by glory I mean her vagina and that doesn’t make us too privileged because she hands that shit out more than a suburban mom hands out candy on Halloween, but at least we’ve experienced it and that’s a lot better than always wondering what the fucker looks like.

These are some pictures of the wind working on our side, unfortunately, Lohan isn’t. This more tame, sober Lohan is wearing pretty basic looking underwear, that I can only assume means she’s on her period like Britney. I hear that girls in close proximity always get their period the same time of the month, which is some weird alien supernatural shit that I can’t really grasp. Or maybe it’s outbreak season, which makes applying topical cream a lot less messy because the underwear prevents it from dripping down her leg and saves her from some serious embarrassment. Like the time I had a rash on my ass and the doctor told me to stop wearing dirty underwear if I ever wanted to have shit that didn’t burn and cause bleeding again.

Reality is that I find these standard underwear a lot hotter than a thong, but that’s just because I still like to pretend Lohan is a young virgin saving herself for me and not the kind of slut who wears thongs like your sister and all her friends you jerk off to.


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2008

20

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So no one emailed me asking me if my wife died or not. She didn’t. It turned out she ate some bad sausage and not the kind of sausage I wish she ate so that I’d have ground for a divorce. It was just typical fat chick sausage that she huffed down late at night even though shit was raw and it gave her some crazy heartburn. The good news is that I was stuck sitting next to some bitch with some kind of cold and now I am sick as a motherfucker…lookin’ at the computer is hard but I figure it’s better than having to lay in bed with my wife.

Here are my links and there are a lot of them but you have nothing better to do on the weekend….


The Complete Amy Fisher Sex Tape
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Kate Moss Had a Birthday Orgy that I Wasn’t Invited To…
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These Girls Have Something Sexy to Show You….
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J-LO Naked, Doing It With Some Black Dude NSFW
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Is this an O-Face or an Oprah Face
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Fergie Performs With Her Fly Down Pictures
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Some Disgustingly Huge Asian TIts Video
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Some Hot Chick Teases You With Her TIts on Webcam
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Some New Britney Spears Upskirt Shot in a Store
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Demi Moore Shows Off Her Old Lady Ass in this Magazine Photoshoot
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Topless Wii Chick, Video Game Pr0n
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Club Slut Trevasia Walls Posing Like a Club Slut Should
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Pam Anderson Brings Her Old Lady Tits Out to Party..
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The People Rubbing Adriana Lima’s Legs Have A Pretty Good Job Cuz She’s Got Some Pretty Good Legs
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This Is the Supermodel of the World and She’s Uglier Than Your Shit Soiled Underwear
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Brad Renfro Got a Pretty Funny Tattoo Before Dying…
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Some Pretty Intense Road Rage Fight on Video
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Some Robber Shoots Himself in the Balls Video
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Dirty Party Girl Carmen Zavala Half Naked
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Ex-Miss Columbia Universe in Some Panty Photoshoot Video
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Eminem is Fat
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Tyra Asks Hilary Clinton About Her Reaction to Bill Clinton Cheating on Her Because She’s a Great Reporter
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I’d Say Get This Oral Sex Snorkel Then Remembered You Don’t Get Action But It Could Make Bathtime With Your Mommy More Fun
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Some Really Lame Eva Mendes Nipple Slip
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Some Amazing Natural Tits Masturbating
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Miley Cyrus Lookin’ Like a Pornstar
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Some Monkey Pissing in its Own Mouth Video
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Some Chick Named Nadia Kiss has a Pretty Insane Body
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The Hottie of the Week is Some Bitch Named Gloria Velez and She’s Pretty Hot
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Hilary Duff’s Legs in Mexico
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Some Chick Named Pamela David Looks Good Naked
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Some Wrestling Bitch Named Melina Perez has a Pretty Hot Entrance
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Masuimi Max is Famous for Being a Slut and Posing
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Some Hot Chick Named Jana Posing and Topless and Worth Marrying
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Some Christina Milian Nipple Slip Shots
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Some Hot Pole Dancing at the Intermission at a Hockey Game Video
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The Evolution of Pierce Bronson’s Wife Keely Shay Smith…and It’s Not Really Evolution it’s More Like Eating Disorder
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Some Chick From ER was in Some Sex Scene and This is It
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Michael Jackson Beat Boxing Cuz He’s Hip Hop the Lame Version
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Such Naughty Food Erotica Video
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Two Busty Pornstars Getting Horny
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Brooke Banx is Half Naked and It’s Pretty Much Better than Being Half-Clothed
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Buy Yourself Some Pee Covered Panties Cuz You’re Tired of Jerking Off To Your Mom’s Underwear
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Isla Fisher in a Decently Erotic Photoshoot
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Aiken is Gay on Broadway and Looks Hysterical
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An Insane Asian Movie Sex Scene Where the Girl’s Pussy Eats a Motherfucker
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Some Asian Vegetable in Ass Video
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Perez Hilton Hosts Some Andy Milonakis Rap Song
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Mia Troche is a Party Slut and You Want a Piece
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The Associated Press Already Has a Britney Obituary Written Cuz They Think She’s Going to Die
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Paris Hilton Was Named Woman of the Year By Harvard and That’s Gotta Be a Joke
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A Whole Lot of Tera Patrick and Her Weak Chin at the AVN Awards
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Lohan is Going to Be Working in a Morgue for Community Service
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Some Girl Caught Pissing on Her Period Outdoors
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Some Teen Gives Her Boyfriend a Handjob in the Classroom Insanity
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This Girl Makes Her Pussy Fart “Three Blind Mice” Video Weirdness
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Colin Farrell Says Fuck on National TV
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This Bitch Named Tamsin Egerton’s Got Some Fuckin’ Legs
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Natalie Imbruglia Bikini Pictures I Was Going to Post But I’d Rather She Be Lying Naked on the Floor Like Her One Popular Song
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Some Naked Black Crackwhore on the Street
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Here’s an Amazing Stalking America Idol Audition
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Fabio Wants to Beat Up George Clooney in the Best Pretty Boy Fight Ever
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Leticia Cline Gets Topless on Howard Stern
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Sex in the Hot Tub When Drunk Makes a Funny Video
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Some Mom Flashing Her Tits Video
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Oprah Fires Doctor Phil
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Lookin’ Good Sweethear in All Kinds of Poses
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Some Naked Chick at a Party
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Some Self Shot Topless Pics
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Find the Best Porn on the Internet.
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This is Proven To Get You Laid…
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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Bonus – Chris Martin From Coldplay Attacking the Paparazzi Video

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2008

18

Jan

Britney Spears and Her Panty Soup of the Day

< You can't hate on Britney for having her period because according to science most women get their periods until they get old and dry up. What you can do is think it's kinda gross because periods are pretty fucking unnatural and disgusting even if science tries to trick us into thinking they are normal. Seeing a grown woman with rape-scene stained underwear just makes me think she doesn't keep her junk as clean as she should and although slip ups may happen to the best of us, the amount of blood on this shit is more a question of hygiene because this kinda shit is only acceptable when the bitch is 10 years old and sitting in the back of the class in a pair of white pants. I guess this is all part of the fall from the top, because when you're crazy, it's normal to forget to shove a tampon in or to think flashing your bloody panties will prove some kind of point and this is one step closer to her smearing feces all over hers naked body then lighting her hair on fire and running into traffic, which is what I'm lookin forward for but that's just because I love poo.

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2008

17

Jan

Nina Moric at the Beach Showing Off Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I am posting this Nina Moric bikini pictures because I can’t get over how hot she is. I know they’ve done the internet rounds already but I am in a rush. My wife is making me take her to the hospital because she thinks she’s having a heart attack. Let’s hope that this time it’s for real and not just a scare or some fat lady cry for attention because I want to come home a free man. Wish me luck.

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2008

17

Jan

Sarah Morrissey at the Beach Showing Off Her Ass on Vacation of the Day


This is Sarah Morrissey, she’s the 2006 Miss Ireland. I don’t know much about geography, but from my experience every Irish girl I’ve ever come across has been fucking disgusting. They are usually bloated beer drinkers with fat asses who get too fuckin’ wasted to walk after their pasty white skin challenges you to a drinking contest but you don’t understand them because of their stupid fucking leprechaun accent.

On the positive side, they are easy, like most drunk girls and they have no problem letting you visit their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and by rainbow I mean night of binge drinking,unfortunately there never is much gold unless you count that time I found a used condom in one from the pub crawl the night before.

That said I’d still let this Sarah Morrissey bitch rub her four leaf clover all over my face, but that’s just because I am superstitious and will do anything I have to do because I need all the luck I can get.

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2008

17

Jan

Britney Spears in Her Classy Evening Gown Upskirt Pictures of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney from last night in some classy outfit that she wore out to dinner. In reality, I am surprised she’s even bothered putting on any clothes because she’s supposed to be crazy and most crazy people just smear feces all over themselves and wrap dead animals they found in the sewage drainage pipe they live in around them before going out to a classy restaurant. So seeing her in ripped fishnets is a little fucking disappointing. I figure if you’re going to play the crazy card part at least put your all into it and make a believer out of me, because until I see some real insane shit and none of this hollywood candy-coated “i am bi polar and want my kids back so I get naked in a clothing store when no one is in there” bullshit teenage rebellion copout, I’m going to think Britney is full of shit….which is probably true, but that’s just cuz she eats a lot of bad food and has pretty bad hygiene. So here’s to hoping Britney steps up her game a little.


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2008

17

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Hair and Big Cleavage at the Cloverfield Premiere of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s looking good at the premiere of Cloverfield last night, and by good I mean like a 1987 Texan socialite from oil money at the horse races or some shit. Her big hair reminds me someone who is trying to look like some 70s Farrah Fawcett bullshit but it looks more like this Vegas show girl I met in the early 90s who would walk around all done up in sequined dresses offering us blowjobs for 20 dollars which was nice because at least we knew she put out.

The good news is that her tight body distracts me from her stupid hair and I wouldn’t mind giving her 20 dollars for a blowjob, I think she’s worth it.


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Posted in:Big Hair|Black Dress|Unsorted

2008

17

Jan

Bai Ling Flashing Her Tits and Panties of the Day

Serial Attention Whore Bai Ling was caught showing off some panty and some meaty nipple in pictures which isn’t a huge surprise because every picture ever taken of this bitch has shots of her nipples or her panties in it. That would be like being shocked that a hooker will actually let you fuck her for money because she has a vagina and historically no amount of money would convince anyone to give you their vagina, that’s only because you were wasting time on the wrong crowd. I have no where to go with this post because let’s face it, there’s nothing inspiring from these pictures but I’ll post it anyway because I’m really not out to impress you.


Related Posts:

Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip of the Day
Bai Ling’s Got a Meaty Nipple
Bai Ling Looks Retarded
Bai Ling’s Topless Screen Caps of the Day

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2008

17

Jan

Audrina Partridge Showing Off Her Panties Getting Out of a Car of the Day

Whenever I see these panty upskirt shots of girls getting out of a car, I am reminded of a better time, where I’d spend my days hanging out at the bottom of the escalators at the mall in hopes of looking up a girls skirt, now I only do that on weekends. I find that whole unsuspecting thing where a girl has no idea she’s showing off her underwear, but I totally know that I am looking at her underwear that may only last for a couple of seconds, but stamps my brain with memories for at least a couple of weeks. It gets really exciting when the girl isn’t wearing underwear and I see her lady parts that I am sure she had no intention of showing me, but destiny and my crafty positioning brought us together.

I realized that I am a pervert today because I was standing outside smoking a cigar and some girl in a short skirt walked out of the building I was next too. She was looking for a taxi or was waiting to cross the street or some shit I didn’t bother paying attention to because a gust of wind blew her skirt up showing me her thonged ass. I was considering walking away prior to this happening, but the second I got a first glimpse of ass cheek, I was hooked and I made it my duty to wait it out to see if it would happen again. It didn’t. I just got busted by her boyfriend and had to pretend that I was staring at her short skirt covered ass for a reason other than it being a good way to pass the time.

Either way, here’s Audrina Partridge from The Hills getting out of a car and showing us a little panty that was captured on camera so that split second can last us as long as we want it to.


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2008

17

Jan

Melissa Satta at the Beach Showing Off Her Ass at the Beach of the Day

I am learning that life is all about balance. It’s only taken me about 40 years to realize that. So now for every drink I have, I drink a glass of water and I’ve found the hangover to be less abusive. Every time I do it, I feel like an obnoxious muscle man chachi who orders egg white omelettes when I take my girlfriend who I met at the gym out for breakfast on a Sunday morning after spending a quiet saturday night at home looking at myself in the mirror. The kind of guy who thinks he’s living on the edge when asking the waitress for a little cheese and toast on the side, because it goes against the strict diet so that I will live a longer life with muscles to look at.

So in taking on this new balanced life I feel I should apply it to all aspects of my life including this site, so as a reaction to the horrible ass I just posted, here are some pictures of Italian model Melissa Satta in a bikini looking amazing. I don’t know when they were taken, but I am glad they were taken, because the beauty of the camera is that it captures a moment in time that we can just keep revisiting and revisiting until depression sets in and our penises cry when we realize we’ll never land a chick this hot in our useless lives.

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