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2008

01

Jan

Elisha Cuthbert is Arab on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert on the beach dressed like she’s in an Arab country so that no one can see her skin. At first I thought it had to do with her trying to avoid the sun or the cameras because she’s so sought after, but then I realized that no one gives a fuck about her, especially after she put on a ton of weight and looks like a haggard coke slut. So she just knows that she has no business rockin’ a bikini, because she’s pretty much let herself go, and that’s a nice gesture of her during this holiday season.

Fine – I Take That Whole Post Back – Here Are Some Tagged Bikini Pics from JustJared.com and She’s Looking Pretty Fucking Good….Vagina Definition and All….

BONUS – Vagina Definition


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2008

01

Jan

Bringing it in 2008 – Motherfuckers of the Day

I may be drunk…but I think 2008 is my year and I hope it’s your year too. I may act like I don’t appreciate you, but I do. I am just fronting and if we were together tonight I’d give you a New Year’s kiss at midnight. Thanks for visiting the site and expect a whole lot more of the same thing this year. Cuddles.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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2007

31

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Practices for New Years Eve of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton at Pure in Las Vegas last night practicing for tonight because it’s New Years Eve motherfucker, and she’s getting paid 1,000,000 dollars or some stupid amount of money to host a party with her sister according to some gossip magazine I read in line at the pharmacy because I thought the woman next to me would find it sexy.

So while Paris is out getting paid to rock out like all New Year’s Eves, you are planning on staying home with your mother watching the Dick Clark countdown on TV, because he hasn’t got so many more countdowns in him, while sipping on sparkling apple juice or whatever the fuck that non-alcoholic shit that comes in Champagne bottles is before going to bed to pull a wack to bring in the new year with a self-enduced orgasm all over your useless belly.

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2007

30

Dec

I am – Homeless Man Waltz of the Day

So I got this email today:

Dude….

I like your site…but I like the PICS. Your tag lines & your personal comments are annoying and who really cares if you like to drive drunk?

Just get the shots…post them…and shut up!

I mean, I am embarrassed for you because your posts are truly gay!

So now I know the reason why the site never really hit and never got picked up by more than the 5 of you. I’d like to thank this dude for opening my eyes to how much I suck, because I didn’t already know it. I was blinded by all the glory that comes with running a blog nobody reads.

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2007

28

Dec

Nicolette Sheridan in Her Bikini Again of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I am pretty fucking hungover. I went to a Christmas Party last night that was a couple days after Christmas because the kinds of guys I hang with are just as confused as I am but there was a lot of booze and that’s always a good thing.

After drinking the party dry and not remembering much more than being jumped by a lesbian who was showing everyone her vagina while she was jacked on coke and doing Windsor Pilates on the kitchen floor naked listening to an old school Discman CD player like shit was 1995 and the iPod wasn’t invented yet and only passing out wasted back at home at 8 am, so I am a little late in posting today.

I don’t really have anything to say about Nicolette Sheridan that I haven’t already said, shit gets repetitive. She’s got a tight body for her age, that could be from all the Windsor Pilates she does on kitchen floors while drunk after showing everyone her vagina, or it could be that most women in their 40s are busy picking their kids at school or emotionally eating their depressed lives away because nothing worked out the way they dreamt it would work out when they were little girls, while Nicolette is living the dream, or at least the dream to any teenagers rockin’ out to a Bolton album in the 90s, thinking to themselves that one day they’ll marry this heartthrob…

None of that really matters, what does matter is that New Years Eve is in a couple of days and even less than my regular 5 people are actually reading this shit, and that makes all this work pretty fucking questionable, especially when I feel like I just shit my brain out because there was all this blood on the mattress and in my pants. Maybe I just got my period. Cuddles.

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Older Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

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2007

27

Dec

Nicky Hilton in Another Bikini in Maui of the Day

So here is another set of pictures of Nicky Hilton on her Christmas vacation in Hawaii, wearing a bikini. I guess the family has gone there to deal with the pain of the possible loss of inheritance from their grandpa.

According to TMZ, Barron Hilton announced Wednesday that he would be giving 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity, specifically to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, putting Nicky and her siblings’ reported $30 million windfall in some doubt.

Now I was never very good at math, but if dude’s got 2.3 billion dollars and is leaving 3% of it to his family, that’s about 69 million dollars I am not 100 percent sure though, because my calculator doesn’t deal in millions, it’s more of a dollar and cents piece of shit like my life. The reality is that these girls already make money, already have money and are already living pretty fucking large. The general public would love to run into 500,000 dollars and dreams of the million are pretty far fetched, but at least it will cover the rent on our shitty apartments and afford a couple of cocktails….but maybe not the kind of cock the Hilton’s are lookin’ for.

So it’s nice to see these already rich pieces of shit sweat a little. The fact that they are sad about it doesn’t surprise me because of their disgusting greedy way of life, but if push comes to shove and Paris or Nicky ever need to make a little more money, they can always turn back to the already proven sex tape formula, not that anyone would actually buy it this time around, but it’s always nice to see a girl put herself out there to make a little money to get by.


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2007

27

Dec

Mischa Barton’s Criminal Cameltoe of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Hollyscoop.com reported that Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI last night and was released for 10,000 dollar bail. I don’t really give a fuck. I think drinking and driving is funny. It’s like playing a videogame drunk, but the real life version, where if you go off the road real people can die, making the thrill all the higher. I don’t drink and drive anymore, because I am not 16 and because I don’t have a car or license anymore, so when I get drunk, I rely on other drunk drivers to get me home safely, or not, because at 4 am when wasted, the last thing I am worried about is whether the dude driving had one too many, I am more interested in finding young girls to take showers for me.

Either way, I don’t understand why someone with her kind of money, despite nor working for the last few years, is in any position to not have a hired driver. I guess she wants to be self-sufficient and shit, but I know if I was rich I’d have hired help doing everything for me, from putting on my shoes, wiping my ass after I shit and most importantly driving me anywhere I want to go at any given time. The fact that all these bitches are doing this DUI bullshit like it’s trendy and like you aren’t someone unless you have a celebrity petty criminal record, makes absolutely no sense to me, but then again, I hate cops and like to come in under the radar whenever I’m breakin’ laws.

Here’s some recent pics of Mischa’s pants, which by the looks of them, should have been the reason she got arrested, because what these shits are doing to her ass is fucking criminal.

BONUS – THE MUG SHOT


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2007

27

Dec

I am – Lindsay and Ali Lohan in Jewish Outfits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan and Little Lohan wearing Jewish outfits of the day like they were Jewish, but the reality is that the Jewish outfit of the day isn’t only for Jewish people anymore and has slowly and secretly worked its way into the mainstream

It’s come to a point where you can’t tell a Jewish Outfit of the day apart from non-Jewish outfit of the day and they seem to be everywhere you look. It’s like Nazi Germany all over again, only instead of gas chambering people because they became too powerful, we’ll have to gas chamber leggings and over-sized shirts and stupid boots to put an end to the takeover,

For the record, I think that’s a bad idea, because unlike Jews, Jewish outfits bring good to the world and don’t hoard all their money in hypo-alergenic mattress after ripping non-Jews off, but instead is the closest thing a girl can be to being pantless and shows off her legs, ass and even mound, whether 13 or 35 and that’s a Jewish Christmas miracle that lasts all year.

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2007

27

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Personal Pictures of the Day

lindsay lohan personal pictures

These are some boring self shot pictures of Lohan that her boring ex-boyfriend who I won’t admit was ever her boyfriend, but some punk lucky enough to be in the right rehab center at the right time to get into her pants, because let’s face it, the hard part about fucking Lohan is getting into the same room as her, but once you get past all the layers of publicists, lawyers, her entourage and management, and make your way in, the rest is all gravy. Because based on this ex boyfriend who I won’t admit is her boyfriend, Lohan is a sex addict who is so hot an bothered all the time that her vagina’s constantly excited and she’s got gravy dripping down her leg like shit was Christmas Dinner at the homeless shelter because it kinda smells the same.

Either way, he’s trying to get more attention than he’s already had over the last few months when she let him inside of her. She gave him a taste of fame and the spotlight and now dude’s addicted to it and trying to hold on to it as long as he can by running to the press, unfortunately for us, his pictures of Lohan aren’t proving that she is addicted to sex, they are just standard shit you see on myspace and I’d be more satisfied with some gang bang close up internal cum shot action….but that’s just because I want to know how many loads can she fit in her, but that’s just because I’m a scientist…..

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2007

26

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So I went to church on Christmas Eve, not because I am a religious man or because I felt the need to repent my sins for being an internet asshole all these years, but because it’s a good place to find elderly widows with no family alone and are vulnerable, willing to invite you over for cookies after service, who you can later Anna Nicole Smith, if you know what I mean.

This one 90 year old lady next to me, who I didn’t seduce because she was wheel chair bound was all distracted by the minister and I realized why anyone in their right mind would turn to Jesus and devote their life to preaching his word, because when he walked by her and she grabbed at him and kissed him on the lips like he was Justin Timberlake and she was 15 years old, I understood that being the minister was the ultimate role 80 years ago because not only did you play hard to get, but you were also the gateway to god who everyone came to see perform every week.

I was asked to leave when the minister tried making a relatable story about the Jesus story that had to do with Hollywood and how there’s no bad person in the story like there is in all modern movies. I raised my hand and said that Mary was the bad person because she let some dude who wasn’t her husband knock her up and pretend that it was some immaculate conception bullshit, making for the lamest excuse for being a slut ever, but for some reason turned into this big deal. If this story was a modern day Hollywood story, we’d just send her to Maury and find out that God wasn’t Jesus’ dad, but the local inn keeper was.

Either way, here is a HUGE Forum Post


Download the Top 20 albums according to Pitchfork
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Emily Scott is Fucking Hot in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Hot Naked Chicks Getting Body Painted
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Some Chick Named Fabiola Has Stupid Tits To Match Her Stupid Name
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Some Model Decorated for Christmas
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Slutty Drunk Party Girls Showing Off Their Bodies
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Anja Rubik is a Hot Skinny Model
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Britney is Mad at Jamie Lynn for Not Telling Her She’s Knocked Up
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Liz Fuller is a UK Presenter Presenting Her Tit Slip
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Clip From the Carmen Electra Striptease DVD
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Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz in their Brother Eduardo Cruz’s Shitty Music Video
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Some Bloated Pregnant Aguilera Pictures
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Actual Baby Daddy And She Was Really Knocked Up By a Studio Exec Rumor….
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Some Hot Bikini Party With a Whole Lot of Sluts in Bikinis
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Some Keely Hazeel Black and White Shoot You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Lohan the Nympho Gave Up Drugs and Booze for Sex and Here are Some Self-Shot Pictures
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Some Crazy Plane Crash…on Water
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Monica Bellucci Hot Pics for Paris Match Because She’s a Hot 40 Year Old
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This Girl Can Queef on Command
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Party Chicks and Their Tits
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Here’s a Baby Giving the Evil Eye Video Because Babies are Wholesome and You’re Not
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Jordan Katie Price’s Sister is Following Her Sister’s Lead and Becoming a Big Breasted Slut Model…Here is Her Pic…
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Here’s Some Mass Nudity For You Because That’s My New Fetish
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Alison Angel Lickin’ Her Tit
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Barbara Herrera is a Peruvian Model in Lingerie for Some Peruvian Sears Catalog
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Carla Bruni is Dating the President of France and Here She is Naked
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Girl Gets Mad When She Gets a Finger in Her Ass
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More Party Girls and Their Tits
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Behind the Scenes of a Marzocchi Shoot
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Drunk Girls are Easy and Like Posing
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Audrey Bitoni is a Slut Who Get Naked….
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2007 The Year in Sex Toys
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Hot Tits Pig Nose
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Some Very Old Mischa Barton Dumpy Ass Topless Bikini Pics
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Some Siberian Model Posing Poolside in a Bikini
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Baron Hilton Is Banging a 16 Year Old and Getting in Trouble For It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Boob Slapping Contest I Don’t Understand But Don’t Mind Watching Because Boob Slapping is Better than No Boob Slapping….
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Some Amanda Bynes in Pantyhose on Tyra Video Lameness…
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Some Dirty South Ass Slapping Video
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Some Subway Stripper Video that’s Doing the Youtube Rounds
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Watch this Chick Piss on Some Dude’s Door then Steal His Christmas Decorations Weirdness
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The Audition for the “Car Wash Scene” of Some Deuce Bigalow Garbage Movie
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Some Sluts Talking Dirty to Each Other
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Some Really Fucking Shitty 50 Cent vs Paul Macartney Mash-Up
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The Smell of Pussy in a Jar for Those of You Who Have Never Smelled a Pussy
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Vagina Weight Lifting Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET/IMAGESHACK:

Some Girl With Fake Tits Using a Vibrator
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Some Chick Grabbing Her Cooch and On All Fours
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Some Dirty Amateur Nakedness
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A Girl and her Vagina..
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Some Porn Collection on Imageshack
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Photobucket Chick in Her Bra and Underwear
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FROM THE FORUM:

Neptunes – CLones
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Goodfellas OST
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Black Sabbath thread
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Transformers soundtrack
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Bored Generation
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A bunch of Faith No More music
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The Supersuckers
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Old and Floppy thread
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Ho Ho Ho thread
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Daft Punk’s Electroma OST
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BT – this binary universe
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Fugazi – the argument
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NOFX – Punk In Drublic
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Telepopmusik – Angel Milk
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N.E.R.D. – In Search of…
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he Best Of Miles Davis & John Coltrane (1955-1961)
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Ice Cube – Death Certificate
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Up From the Catacombs – Best of Janes Addiction
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New maps of Hell – Bad religion
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Mary Boquitas in H magazine
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Pussyfart video
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Mucho Bukakke video
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The Crow OST
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Pearl Jam – Lost Dogs
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Telepopmusik – Genetic World
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David Bowie – Platinum Collection
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Violent Femmes Discography
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A bunch of Agent orange – 80’s punk
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Tigerlilly feels herself part2
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BONUS:

Dance on My Dick…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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