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2008

06

Feb

Mia Tyler is a Naked Plus Sized Model of the Day

I am pretty sure that these pictures aren’t new, but since staying on top of plus-sized models has never been my thing, since getting on top of plus sized wives is my thing and not really by choice. It’s pretty much the same thing as being fed the same shitty meal every fucking day for the last 5 years then finally convincing your wife to take you out to a buffet and seeing that one of the options is the same shitty meal you’ve been eating the last 5 years on the restaurant version and deciding to stay as far the fuck away from that as possible because you’ve exhausted that shit. I don’t know if that makes sense, but to make it make sense, I’ll put it like this….I don’t like seeing fat chicks naked or clothed because I live with one and don’t even wnt to see her naked and clothed. If there’s something wrong with that, you can blame my wife for being so disgusting and ruining fat chicks for me forever, because I obviously haven’t always hated fat chicks if I made the fucking beautiful life commitment that is marriage to a fat chick…..

Either way, this is Mia Tyler, she is Steven Tyler’s daughter who looks like she’s been stealing his food for the last 25 years explaining why he’s so skinny and she’s so fat…and now you can die knowing what her big tits look like and you can thank cake and emotional eating from growing up without a daddy who sent check from his concerts on the road but never sent hugs when that’s all she really wanted, for making all this possible.


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2008

06

Feb

Coleen McLoughlin is in a Bikini of the Day


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2008

06

Feb

Christine Lakin from Paris Hilton’s Movie Does FHM of the Day

This is the girl who was on the show Step by Step that I used to jerk off to because TGIF was my porn before the internet and Step by Step was one of my favorites but that’s just because I have a thing for extended families, you know with being a stepfather and all. If you don’t remember this shit, it was on every friday and a slutty Susanne Somers was married to Pat Duffy and had a bunch of kids and this Christine Lakin was one of them.

She’s in Paris Hilton’s new movie that I want to pretend doesn’t exist and she plays Paris Hilton’s ugly friend, which is a joke in and of itself because Paris Hilton isn’t hot and Lakin is. Paris reminds me of this pet bird I used to have that was missing an eye because the cat got at her, only my bird had a little more class and the only sleazy thing it did was shit in its cage, and never even considered sucking dick on camera, but to be fair to Paris, my bird never really had the opportunity…..

Either way, Lakin is in FHM in a bikini and you’ll want to fuck her on camera while Paris Hilton direct, but you’ll never have that chance, so masturbating to these pics may be the closest you’ll ever get and I am glad to be a part of it even though being part of your masturbating kinda makes me feel uncomfortable and even a little homo. Cuddles.

To See the Rest of the Christine Lakin Pics from FHM
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2008

06

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in a Black Dress of the Day

Here’s a little Marisa Miller supermodel at some superbowl shit because I am not tired of supermodels and any events,

We’ve already made it past superbowl monday’s traffic surge because it’s the biggest internet traffic day of the year according to my web hosting company and we’ve made it past super tuesday that I haven’t been watching the news because I am not American, live in Canada and hate politics and voting because my vote doesn’t matter. So I don’t know who won your event but I can assume that the republicans are doing pretty good because no white man wants to see a woman or a black dude in power and no woman really wants to see a woman in power because deep down inside they want to be the first female president because it was a childhood dream…and no black dude wants to see a black dude in office because they don’t even trust their own mother’s enough to not try to rip them off. So the democrats who all want Bush out but look at their options and realize another 4 more years of war really, recession and cowboy patriotic bullshit about freedom, isn’t as bad as having a woman or a black dude ruin what the country has worked so hard against the since the inception of the president’s job description….

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know a mode when I see one, actually I don’t, I just ask every girl I meet if she’s a model because it tricks them into thinking that I think they are hot enough to make a living off their looks, and that’s usually enough of a glaze over their eyes to get them happy enough to show me their vaginas…..and this is Marisa Miller from Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret and her big breasts in a black dress that you could have probably figured out on your own, provided you aren’t blind, which I think is a safe assumption since you’re making a conscious effort to not read this and not actually not reading it because the whole world is night all the time for you…..

I think that was called rambling on. I’ll stop now…


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2008

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Anyone who reads this website knows that I hate Sarah Silverman. I think she tries too hard to be offensive and inappropriate and I probably just find it all very offensive because she’s ugly and doesn’t make me laugh or turn me on.

Anyway – I hate giving her publicity, but she shouted out Diet Snapple in her stupid video that you’ve already seen that she made for her boyfriend’s 500th show event or some shit last week……and now Snapple wrote this letter to Jimmy Kimmel trying to cash in on the video. So this is the letter Snapple wrote to Kimmel, that I assume was attached to a case of Diet Snapple because corporate America is taking over the world.

Hey Jimmy,

Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.

In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…

Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.

Diet Snapple

Oh Diet Snapple, Why you gotta be funnier than me. Here is the stupid video they are talking about:

Now I can go kill myself but before I do, Here are my links

John Mayer Wearing the Borat Bikini because I Guess He’s Trying to Be Funny Now That He’s Fucked Jessica Simpson
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Some Club Sluts in their Bras
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Model Gisele Bundchen In Action Video
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Hot famous biker girl gets real dirty
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Some Webcam Shit Pouring Fiji Water On Her Stripping Thonged Self
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The Spice Girls Make an Apology for Cancelling Their Tour and They Are Full of Shit
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Girls Making Out Because They Are in College Video
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Her Name is Verona Feldbusch and This Her Nipple
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Paris Hilton is Not As Hot as Her Fake Tan and Lazy Eye
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Paris Hilton in Red on Her Way to Her Movie After Party Because She’s Going to be on L-Word
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Some Old Dirty Paris Hilton Upskirt Pictures
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Ears Singing the I Want to Fuck You Song…..
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Here is the Gemma Atkinson Gallery For You Gemma Atkinson Fans
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Rose McGowan’s Tits Getting Checked Out By Some Fashion Designer
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Here is Some Rihanna Irony
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Here’s a Video of a Chick Eating a Caterpillar
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I wonder if Brittany Murphey’s Other Lips are this Sexy
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Public Squash Made me Laugh
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Some Chick Named Dasha Showing Off Her Pretty Perfect Naked Body
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Mandy Moore is Fat for Fashion Week
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Fat Tyra Showing Off Her Fat TIts
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Kim Kardashian is Being Sued For Letting Some Dude Piss on Her on Video or something Equally Boring
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Dita Von Teese Travels like it’s 1889
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The Paparazzi are Hilarious and Released these Exclusives of Heath Ledger’s Middle School
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Guess Who Insured Their Chest Hair for 7 Million Dollars….It’s Pretty Sexy
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Check Out This KnickerPicker Website
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Laura Torrisi is Some Italian and She’s Half Naked in a Magazine
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A Man and His Banana For Japanese TV Makes Me Laugh
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Some Porn Stars Talk Politics Video
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Check Out the University of Kentucky Cheerleader Calendar
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Her Name is Cinthia Moura and This is Her Hot Topless Scene From a Movie
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Some Hindi Actress Named Janki Shah Shows Her Tits in This Clip
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Part 2 of the French Stewardess Stripping – With a Little Vagina Action
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Some Jackass Shows You How to Test Condoms When there’s No Pussy Around
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Some Dumb Kid Gettng Owned Because He’s an Idiot
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Here’s Another Hooters Girl Who Has Made the Move to Playboy
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Here’s a Brittany Skye Gallery because She’s Some Kind of Famous Pornstar You Haven’t Seen Naked Enough
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This is an Ad for a Gym that Features a Group of Nuns Drawing a Naked Person because Nuns are Horny and Nakedness in Art is Acceptable Nakedness according to God.
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Here are Some Teens Kissing Each Other in Video
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Christina Aguilera Blows Penis….Balloons…
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Hookers For Jesus
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50 Cent Made Paris Hilton Cry
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Here is the 2008 Krispy Kreme Calendar
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Some Chick Attacking a Cop Video
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50 Cent Says that America Is Not Ready for a Black President
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So It Turns Out a Swollen Vagina Can Ruin Wanting to Fuck a Hot Chick
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Some Dude Gets Busted Fucking His Chick on the Toilet at a Party Video
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Some Pre and Post Breast Implant Pictures of Some Chick
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Some Chick Named Carmen’s Masturbation Video
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This kid loses all his front teeth when he hits a cement wall
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Here’s a NSFW Grandma Orgy Video
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Some Chick Named Selena Spice Showing Off Her Body Video
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Jennifer Anniston is Jealous of Angelina Jolie’s Pregnancy
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Jordan’s Tits are Still Too Big
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Here’s Some Stacy Keibler Hanging With Whores Pictures
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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FROM THE FORUM

Tellar Star Feels Herself
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Hustle and Flow Soundtrack
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Seether – Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces
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Brian Regan – I walked on the Moon
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Megadeath – Countdown to Extinction
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Trace Adkins – American Man Vol.II
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Luscious Jackson – Natural Ingredients
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Machines of Loving Grace
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Hawthorne Heights CDS
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2008

05

Feb

Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini for Leo of the Day

Every virgin who already posted these pictures seems to think it’s amazing that Leonardo DiCaprio is slamming this bitch after years of slamming Gisele and I think that it’s really not that impressive. I may not be gay enough to determine whether dude is good looking, but every woman I’ve ever come across thinks he is and that doesn’t even touch on the fact that he is famous and has a boat load of money. So the reality is that I am surprised that dude’s slamming this bitch and not having orgies with bitches who look like Bar Rafaeli and who are more famous than this Israeli I’ve only heard of because of Leonardo DiCaprio.

Either way, the good news is that Bar Rafaeli hasn’t been suicide bombed by the arabs in her home country and is frolicking around in a bikini so you fools can just her imperfections to make the fat pig you’ve been banging a little easier to stomach, and by stomach I mean hiding your dick in her belly folds, it’s a sex move that was created with the national obesity rate going up. True story.

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2008

05

Feb

Kate Walsh Has Some Cleavage of the Day

Her name is Kate Walsh and she was at some Victoria’s Secret event this past weekend wearing what’s gotta be some pretty heavy duty expensive Victoria’s Secret bra made out of some pretty contricting harnesses because her cleavage is retarded big. I didn’t know who she was, but it turns out she’s some 40 year old on Grey’s Anatomy who wears pretty

I was at the grocery store the other day because I decided to venture out of the hell I’ve been living in for the last 3 weeks to get some food. I saw a real life mom in mom jeans and they made her ass look long and flat, but squeezed her post pregnancy up to her chest making me want to ask her if she liked celebrity gossip because that’s my only game right now, but I didn’t because her daughter started pointing and laughing at me and I felt embarrassed. I guess she’s never seen overweight mexican dudes who don’t shave or shower very often.

Either way,I was in line behind a black dude buying sausages we started talking about illegitimate children and getting high. Then some dude with a kid who was in front of us in line, came running to our line and goes up to the black dude demanding he gives him his wallet back. The black dude didn’t know what the fuck the white dad was talking about and ended up telling the dude to look over where he was bagging groceries and sure enough it was there. That’s when I stepped in and called the dude a racist to the black guy and we had a good laugh. So for those of you who think I am a racist, I think it’s pretty obvious that my sausage brother….not the kind of sausage brother you’re into, was down with me. Giving me the stamp of black approval so fuck off with your accusations and look at Kate Walsh’s tits, because it’s big.

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2008

05

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Bad Tan of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan with some kind of botched tan job. Now I don’t spend as much time as I should at the tanning salon, because it’s the one place I know that I will see strippers, porn sluts and trash outside of their element and that is exciting to my useless life, so I don’t know if her fucked up tan line is from passing out in the tanning bed with a dick she was suckin’ across her chin or if it’s just a bad spray tan done by the same asshole who wrote “CUNT” across my forehead in sunscreen the last time I was on the beach….but I have a feeling that I was the guy who wrote CUNT across some drunk dude’s face and it wasn’t in sunscreen, it was in piss because I think pissing on passed out people is funny, at least I did 10 years ago when it happened…

Either way, I guess this white splotch on her face is a lot less messy than the white splotches she’s used to having on her face, but a little more socially acceptable, because when she normally walks out of her house with cum dripping off her chin, people usually avoid her, now they just laugh at her….

So here’s to Lohan’s failed attempt to be Lionel Richie for the day. This counts as black history month content because white folk trying to be mo’ black makes them honorary or some shit.

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2008

05

Feb

Kelly Rowland is in a Bikini Because She’s Got Nothing Better to Do of the Day

Kelly Rowland ends my morning Black History Month coverage that may or may not continue, depending on what the famous blacks get themselves into over the next month. I guess proven by these pictures, the famous blacks don’t need to be all that famous, they just have to be in bikinis because last time I checked my Destiny’s Child calendar, they broke up 3 years ago and I’ve been broken up on the inside ever since, but I still post one of them half naked.

I guess none of that really matters, what does matter is that you white fuckers don’t have a history month of your own. Losers. Sure you can argue that every day is White History Day, but I don’t see it on my Destiny’s Child Calendar, but it’s also 3 years old so maybe that’s why. Reality is that you white folk don’t have your own Entertainment Channel, either. But I don’t think the blacks are the real issue, they are harmless, unless you just bought a new bike, so let them learn about other blacks and how they magically appeared here from dancing around a fire and running from cheetah’s in Africa to pick white cotton in chains in the American south because the real threat is the Gays because they could be anyone well-dressed amongst us and one night after having one too many drinks they could even end up being you when you wake up and your dick is being sucked by one of your drunken buddies.

I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at the bikini pics…

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2008

05

Feb

Christina Milian’s Got Some Tight Shiny Pants of the Day

Christina Milian is still alive and she’s dipping it low on the dance floor in New York for fashion week and she’s doing it in a pair of tight shiny pants that I can see my face in….but not because they are shiny but because I am a pervert and imagine living in every girl I see’s panties like it was some kind of warm magical place that smelled like an old fish shop I used to work at. Those were the best years of my life.

I don’t really know why I am posting these, but I can only assume it’s an excuse to post the old nipples pictures of her that I saw yesterday for the first time, because I am more into nipples than I am into tight pants, but that’s just because my mother never breast fed me.

BONUS – SOME OLD PICTURES OF HER BIG NIPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH TOP.

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