Sad Story
Guitarist of Pantera
Shot while performing
I don’t know what to say about this, other than death sucks… more than Pantera’s music
And killing people sucks harder than I did in prison
what was i arrested for? Let’s just say an incident that happened while babysitting!

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This was a message I got today, it made me laugh….a little. The reason I laughed is because she doesn’t know that I am in fact her ex boyfriend. Ok. I am lying. Whatever Fuck all of you!

From : Robyn
Subject: Re:Are you back?
Message:

Dear Jesus,

I’m sure you are a really great guy but unfortunetly there has been a mix up. My ex-boyfriend broke into my Friendster homepage and thought it would be so funny to request your “Friendstership”. I guess he thought your profile would be shocking to me. However I have done more and seen more than he would probably care to know, therefore nothing offends me or freaks me out. I think thats what he was hoping for…

Sorry about all this, you sound very interesting.
Gotta go, I’m choreographing a sweet dance routine to the new Britney Spears remix in front of the mirror..

Oh just in case you want to fuck with him, he is Alex on my page of friends. Do whatever you want!

Robyn is Here

Robyn looks like this Here

Robyn is not my newest friendster!

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This is Portman, as in Natalie the actress, playing Spin Doctor, and I don’t mean the BAND who deserve a blog entry they can call their own.. considering their career has brought them to playing weddings for ugly people from the 90’s who remember their first dance, when 2 princes was “Their Song”. I digress.

Portman is a racist, she said being an Ivey League Student, small breasted and Jewish made her feel like a black person.

I think she meant to say her expensive cars, mansions, ice,Cristal and chromed 24s made her feel black…

Anyway – read more here

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This is Portman, as in Natalie the actress, playing Spin Doctor, and I don’t mean the BAND who deserve a blog entry they can call their own.. considering their career has brought them to playing weddings for ugly people from the 90’s who remember their first dance, when 2 princes was “Their Song”. I digress.

Portman is a racist, she said being an Ivey League Student, small breasted and Jewish made her feel like a black person.

I think she meant to say her expensive cars, mansions, ice,Cristal and chromed 24s made her feel black…

Anyway – read more here

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This is a video from AntiClown.
It is people on roller skates – doing roller skate dances
I saw this live once and thought it was retarded
After seeing this video – I realize that it remains retarded
But it’s fun to watch, if takin’ it in the ass is your thing
That was a gay joke. That didn’t work out so well.

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She won her first Tony as the original Blanche du Bois in A Streetcar Named Desire (1948).

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Last week while performing satanic rituals in the hotel garage, lindsay lohan screamed “Back off my shit, yo, or I will bust a cap in yo’ ass!”

She has been hangin’ with the latinos far too much….thanks gangsta Valderamma….

In other Lohan News:

“LINDSAY Lohan must have inherited her love of partying from her manager/mom, Dina. The club-hopping hottie and her mother were at Marquee for the launch of Lindsay’s new album, “Speak,” then took their 20-person posse to Suede, where a newly-svelte Lindsay guzzled Rush energy drink as her mom swilled Cristal and boogied atop the banquette, Paris Hilton-style. Meanwhile, it seems Lindsay has already forgotten about male model Clarence Fuller, to whom she turned for comfort after being dumped by Wilmer Valderrama. When asked where Clarence was, Lindsay shot back, “Who?””

and

On Regis and Kelly this morning:

“Kelly: Well, she won’t be singing today! She’ll just be talking.
Regis: Yes, we wished she would sing but she suddenly had a vocal ailment so she won’t be.”

That voice ailment is called Lip Syncing. But it could also be gonerhea of the throat from suckin mad cock in the bathroom at clubs… but I haven’t had any symptons yet, WILL KEEP YOU POSTED!

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Todays word is Drunk
We all like to get drunk and stupid shit.
Some of us like to dance, some of us like to fuck, I like to molest
Here are a few results, there were a lot. Drunk may be the best google image search to date.

Drunk Tranny

Drunk Boobs

Drunk KY

Drunk Dog

Drunken Beast of a Woman

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Why was there ever a debate as to whether Britney has implants.

I think it is safe to say that the sag in this dress poves that she doesn’t.

It would also be safe to say that in every picture of her with hard nipples… the nipples aim downwards.

We all know that implants means high perky nipples! At least that’s what the girl giving me a lap dance as I type this told me…

This picture is some National Geographic shit, remember the magazine you used to jerk off to before the internet. Tribal African woman with breasts down to here…
I always thought the breast feeding pictures were the hottest.. i was like lucky little african baby now get me some sand to eat – i am hungry bitch!

HERE

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I got this from a site called LiveMTL
I didn’t want to give them a shout out because they are a pain in the ass
They had something on there worth posting!
It isn’t comparable to when my stepdaughter has friends over and they jump on the bed in their “jammies” but it’s worth checking out!

This site isn’t called “What Mark is Watching” but it should be.

HERE

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