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2007

24

Dec

I am – Julie Ordon Slutty at the Topless Beach of the Day

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Her name is Julie Ordon, I have no idea who she is, but I kinda want to know, because she’s pretty into being naked and not really caring that some creepy immigrant paparazzi motherfucker is snapping off pictures of her half naked in a see through bikini bottom and thong.

It either means that she is a free-spirited tree-hugging liberal bitch who takes it up the ass and has had multiple sex partners because it makes her feel empowered or she craves male attention and takes it up the ass and has multiple sex partners to make her feel wanted because her daddy liked the neighbor’s daughter (with his penis) better than he liked her, so whatever the reason is, she’s doing a good job doing whatever she is doing and she’s doing it half naked….Merry fucking Christmas.

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2007

24

Dec

I am – Britney Spears’ Hard Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears being Festive in Red this Christmas Eve in a see-through shirt, trying to distract you from her sister’s teenage pregnancy with her sloppy tits, because family stick together, especially this time of year, unless they are your family.

I know that it’s Christmas Eve and that probably means that you are on the computer today because your family disowned you when you turned 18 since you’re a disgrace. But it’s Christmas Eve and I am trying to redeem myself for being a bad person, I have no issue doing work for you today, while normal people are at home eating pie with their family or whatever the fuck you people do on Christmas Eve when you have family that didn’t disown you.

Since I am more of the kind of person who abuses charity and doesn’t give to charity, like cashing in on free meals at the homeless shelter and stocking up on canned goods from those food drives for poor families, or even taking toys from those organizations set up for underprivileged kids even though I don’t have kids, but like to make up for my toyless childhood, the only thing I know to do is post these pictures of Britney’s nipples pointing to the ground like they are sadder than you. I know that her see-through shirt is not what you asked Santa for this Christmas and all you really want is a call from your family asking you to come home, they’ll have to do, especially since they are the only nipples you’ll be getting today.

BONUS – BRITNEY NIPPLES MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE


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2007

21

Dec

I am – Katherine Heigl Isn’t That Fat of the Day

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I had a pretty drunken last couple of days, it happens. It’s the holidays and I figured you assholes weren’t at work or getting ready for the week off, but then I realized that none of you have jobs and still live at your mom’s house, so the holidays are like any other day for you, except you are forced to listen to spend time with your family, who hate spending time with you, because you’re weird.

Either way, I got in a bit of an argument with a girl last night at a bar after a few too many drinks about Katherine Heigl, not because Katherine Heigl comes up in my everyday life conversations, but because she brought up how hot she that she was and I said that she was fat, and this girl took offense.

Now lookin’ at these pictures of her smoking and walking around, I can’t say that she’s fat but since ]I don’t like admitting that I am wrong, I can say that her double chin means that she IS fat in Hollywood, and that’s really all that matters.


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2007

20

Dec

Flava Flav Checking Out a Grandma of the Day

Here’s an exclusive video of Flava Flav checking out a granny in NYC about 45 minutes ago. I don’t watch his TV show or know anything much about him, but this video made me laugh and so did the fact that he only had about 3 people around him and they were all on payroll and no one cared to ask him for pictures and shit, like he’s not even a real celebrity, because let’s face it, he’s not, but he’s good enough for this site, but that’s just because I have no standards.

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2007

20

Dec

I am – Ashley Tisdale is Obnoxious on Christmas of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation yesterday and she’s looking pretty fucking obnoxious. I am guessing that is just because we all know that she doesn’t want to be there and that this is pulling one of her shitty performances like she does on shitty TV shows or shitty Music Videos and that she’d probably rather be sleeping in, or practicing new shitty songs for her shitty solo career, or sucking executive cock to get her to the next level so that her attempt of being the shitty version of Britney Spears 3 years ago all works out.

Helping the kids or giving back to people less fortunate on her, just pisses her off and inconveniences her shitty spoiled personality and her smiling bulldozer of a face isn’t going trick us or save her publicist from the lash out she gives him for setting all this up.

I am just making assumptions here, but I can tell bitch is a phony and I’m not just talking about her nose.


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Posted in:Christmas|Unsorted

2007

20

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve had no internet all day and it seems like my power got shut off this evening. I’ve got 9 minutes of computer time and I’m sitting in a fucking snowbank trying to steal signal to get this shit up. That’s why the posts were limited today and why the stepLINKS are still as exciting as ever, but just a little less than usual, because my fingers are fucking frozen.

This is just how committed I am to you. More to come tomorrow.

Exciting News – We have the Pre-Release of the Michael Jackson New Album
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Now here are the links:

Britney Has a Semi-See Through Dress
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And Has an Upskirt Moment
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Some Pictures of a Pajammy Jammy Party Which is Basically Drunk Girls Half Naked
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Laure Manaudou is a Naked Swimmer…..
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Some Hypnotized Chicks Cumming Video
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Christina Aguilera is Getting a C-Section to Protect Her Vagina
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Jordan’s Christmas Pictures of Her and Her Kids…..
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Some Vanessa Hudgens with her Family
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Some Webcam Masturbation
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Streaking Video of the Day
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Simon Cowell’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Lohan’s Dad as Jesus’ Dad….Interesting….
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Some Girl Dances in her White Booty Shorts
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A Little Egg Nog Chugging to Get You in the Xmas Spirit
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Lohan’s New Roomate is Yahoo! CEO’s Daughter
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Some Chick Named Sherri Shepherd Beats Her Children
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Some Alicia Keys Guest Hosting The View
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Some Obscure Street Festival Video
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Look at Johnny Knoxville’s Cock Cuz You’re Into That
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The Landers Sisters are Hot
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Here are the Best and Worst Beach Bodies
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Megan Fox Topless for Some Japanese Magazine
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Some Girl Shopping With a Butt Plug Video
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Form Photobucket/ImageShack

Some Chick Posing in a Whole Lot of Slutty Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Getting Busy
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Some Girl on Penis Action
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Some Pervert’s Pervert Collection of Pictures
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From the Forum:

Alyssa Doll thread
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Hezza – the Suicide Girl
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Kemper the Suicide girl
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Willow feels herself
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Fitness Supermodel-Marzia Prince
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Mary Boquitas thread
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More BT cds
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NAS – It was written
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Miles Davis – Birth of Cool
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A Whole Lot of Bad Religion Music
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More White Stripes
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Nas – Stillmatic
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The Teaches of Peaches
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Jarhead Soundtrack
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BONUS:

Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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2007

19

Dec

I am – Tara Reid in a Bikini Again of the Day

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Skinny Tara Reid is back out in her bikini and I am a fan of this comeback tour. Not because I was ever a fan of Tara Reid, but I did respect her sloppy partying, but because I like girls who don’t eat.


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2007

19

Dec

I am – Jessica Alba’s Baby is Showing and She’s Ashamed of the Day

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I can only assume that Jessica Alba paid Jamie Lynn Spears to get knocked up to take attention away from her, because lets face it, being a knocked up 16 year old girl who has unprotected sex is a lot worse socially than some mid-20s bitch who gets knocked up by her long term boyfriend out of wedlock, but being a 16 year old who has unprotected sex is a lot better for your masturbation fantasies and that’s why you’re a sick fuck.

Here are some pictures of Alba’s baby showing, while she’s hiding, because this is a private time for her and her family, where she has to come to terms with the shame of going against the church. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Showing|Unsorted

2007

19

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Coke Slut Cleavage of the Day

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I have an inside source who was involved in booking Paris Hilton to host various parties around the world and they say she’s a coke fiend. Everyone rags on Lohan because shit was a little more out in the open, but my source told me that when Paris hosts these gigs she demands an 8-ball of coke as an unwritten closer to the deal. Recently when she was in China, she couldn’t get her hands on any coke and was approaching as many white people as she could to get her hands on the shit and none of that is all that surprising.

These degenerate rich kids look like death and their empty existences bore me and I am not even living the shit, so I can’t imagine how depressing it would be to actually be living it. They are still acting like 20 year old punks and are almost 30, not that that should make them slow down, but I guess the older you get, the more useless to the world you feel, especially when the most you’ve done with your rich kid money is get yourself fucked and fucked up repeatedly.

Here are some pics of Paris with her Brother and Brandon Davis, taking her titties out to party because at least she’s still got them to keep her company to give her some level of self-worth.


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2007

19

Dec

I am – Uma Thurman’s Massive Hands of the Day

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Since there’s a fetish for everything, I can only assume that Uma is hitting 2 of them in these pictures, one being a big scary hand fetish and the other being a girl in mittens fetish.

I know how you generally only try to get with girls with small hands because you like the way they make your dick bigger, so big hands intimidate you and make you feel like less of a man. That’s probably part of the reason why winter is Uma Thurman’s man’s favorite time of year, because he can encourage her to cover them shits up without lookin’ like too much of an asshole. I can also assume he never takes her apple picking.


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