My site still sucks. I left to take my stepdaughter to the dollar cinema because it was her Valentine’s Day Gift. It cost me 2 dollars so don’t think I am rollin’ in it cuz I am takin’ my girls to luxurious places the whole night cost me $2. One the way I came across a solid Daydream video as I watched some homeless lookin’ motherfucker digging through the bags outside the Salvation Army. That homeless lookin’ motherfucker was me. When I got home, if you can call this rat hole a home, I saw that the site was down and it made me cry on the inside. You’d think after 5 days of hell, I be able to deal with it, but it’s just a constant struggle.

On a positive note the stripper who I tried pimping out for a date about a month ago and who blocked me from IM about a day less than a month ago, messaged me to tell me the site wasn’t working for her. It’s nice to see this crisis bringing people together. It’s like the tsunami in this motherfucker…now stop trying to steal my jokes.

Here are my links…CUDDLES.

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My site’s been down for 5 days, but I still post. I have nothing better to do like that. I haven’t got new email in about 3 days, it just goes to show you how easily people give up on you when your site doesn’t work, not that you’d know because you don’t have a website, you just have a lot of time on your hand….So, I guess I know how Aniston feels now that he ex-husband left her for a hotter piece of ass and her last boyfriend left her for a box of donuts and pack of cigarettes. It’s all really just hearsay and by hearsay I mean my insanity. I don’t have any inside scoop, I just make it all up, but you read it, so you’re really the weird one here…actually you don’t, you just look at the pics like a retarded kid at the library…

That’s the post.

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The whole Lohan in rehab story depressed me because I like my bitches sedated, it makes them a lot easier to deal with when I tell them that I just fucked their sister, not that that’s ever really happened to me. But my friend RayRay, who has serious mental issues and brain damage from doing too many drugs when he was younger told me a story about how he fucked two sisters. They were siamese twins that he met at some rehab center when he had his foot amputated. He did the one he had a thing for one night while drunk but kept sticking his fingers in the other one who was trying to sleep while her sister whored out. RayRay is a hero in this story, most guys aren’t desperate enough to ignore the fact that they were siamese twins, but you aren’t…it’s okay to be lonely.

EIther way, here is Lohan lookin like a dumpy piece of shit on the set of her movie where she plays a stripper. Obviously a foreshadow of what is to come and her prior addiction has given her the skills needed to let me grab her tits for 10 dollars. Let’s watch the demise, it’s a more interesting than American Idol.

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I am listening to french rap in honor of these sluts. They are in France right now because it is Fashion Week. It’s just an example of the luxury being a little rich kid offers. I remember a couple of months ago this high end stripper came to town for a special show, I don’t remember what her name was but the show cost about 10 dollars to see and I couldn’t pull it off because I am poor. It was just down the street from where I am living so you can imagine how pissed off I was when I saw these whores galavanting around the world like they are important or some shit.

On a side note, I read that they made 40,000,000 dollars this year, that’s a lot of shitty quality K-Mart smut peddling to tween girls…I tried peddling smut at K-Mart years ago, but it just got me arrested.

You’d think that having 40,000,000 dollars, would give you the luxury of buying a pair of pantyhose that doesn’t make you look like a streeth whore, but reality is that looking like a beaten down street whore is sexy and if I had 40,000,000 dollars, I would still rock my soiled sweatpants, they are pretty much a part of me. Literally. (admit you love literally jokes)

On another sidenote, I remember a time when these cunts were underage and every motherfucker except for me were all up on their shit counting the days down to legality, like they really had a chance to ever stuff them like a turkey. Either way, I never quite understood that fantasy, there are way hotter underage girls who are poor and have daddy issues who would totally let you tell them what to do and let you do whatever you want to them. Rich girls are too hard to deal with, aim lower motherfucker.

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I was at some hip hop karaoke event tonight because some asshole I know was trying to videotape it. He’s not actually an asshole, he’s done some nice things for me, like told me that my site sucks and refused to do video shoots for it, but he still brought me out with him and even gave me a lift home and bought me 6 beers, it was 2 for one night and I am all about being a mooch because I feel like you mooch off of me everyday, even though I don’t know what you are mooching, it’s kinda like a leech sucking the blood out of a fag with AIDS….

Either way the shit was low budget, the dude who hosted it was named Guido and was more of a Bar Mitzvah type of entertainer than a thug and he was rockin’ the running man and dropping really bad stand-up comedy which is funnier than good stand up comedy where I am from….Lots of dudes went up on stage and tried rapping. The lyrics were pretty lowtech and printed on paper and not on a screen so I felt like I was watching highschool science fair presentations….without the hot highschool uniforms.

Point of this was to say this hot slut was dancing around like a fool and I was watching her because I am a pervert. From the back she was banging then I went back to drinking and saw her from the front and she was banging. I sat back down and looked up and she was about 3 feet thick. I didn’t understand it, slim from the front, hot from the back and a fat ass from the site. It was like bitch was a fridge box or someshit….and it made me sad.

Here are some pics of preggers Tori Spelling looking like shit from the front, back and the side..and that’s my review of tonight’s activities. One of my best posts yet, I don’t care what you think….and obviously either does Tori, bitch found out she was knocked up and was like “finally the chance to eat all the fucking ice cream I can find”…I’d still fuck her, but I like girls who I know let dudes dump inside them….

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This is a video of Eliza Dushku’s ass in a thong. It’s all compressed weird and you’re just going to have to deal with it because this is drunkenstepfather and it’s not an internet place for quality….it’s actually not a real life place for quality either. I dropped my ashtray on the ground 5 days ago because I wanted to see how long it would take my wife to clean it up…and the shit is still all over the motherfucking room, only now there are footprints through it. I should have realized that bitch is too fat to bend over, her knees will give out or someshit, but it’s just an example of the conditions I have to put up with, so a little outdated clip of some celebrities ass shouldn’t look so bad…at least it doesn’t in my eyes and I guess that’s all that counts because I hate you.

Here are some more old pics of her adjusting her tit, because let’s face it, I am a fan of tits because I hate you…

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This is a video of Eliza Dushku’s ass in a thong. It’s all compressed weird and you’re just going to have to deal with it because this is drunkenstepfather and it’s not an internet place for quality….it’s actually not a real life place for quality either. I dropped my ashtray on the ground 5 days ago because I wanted to see how long it would take my wife to clean it up…and the shit is still all over the motherfucking room, only now there are footprints through it. I should have realized that bitch is too fat to bend over, her knees will give out or someshit, but it’s just an example of the conditions I have to put up with, so a little outdated clip of some celebrities ass shouldn’t look so bad…at least it doesn’t in my eyes and I guess that’s all that counts because I hate you.

Here are some more old pics of her adjusting her tit, because let’s face it, I am a fan of tits because I hate you…

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