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2007

23

Feb

I am – Daydream – Likin’ Garbage of the Day

Daydream 3 – Likin’ Garbage – More bloopers are a click away

I guess I lied when I said I was going to give up on the Daydream series before I even started. I think it’s too good to throw out the window like I have done with most of the feature I have launched. Today’s Daydream is of some homeless lookin’ dude looking through the garbage because let’s face it, who doesn’t sit in class daydreaming of this. The time of daydreams of nice cars, hot bitches, lots of money, let’s be a little more realistic with our dreams.

I am feeling pretty sick and I am about to go write a post on Drew Barrymore’s bikini, that’s really not much of a dream, but it’s what I do to make you assholes come back at least once every couple of months.

To see the other DayDream Entries GO

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Daydream – Likin' Garbage of the Day

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Daydream 3 – Likin’ Garbage – More bloopers are a click away

I guess I lied when I said I was going to give up on the Daydream series before I even started. I think it’s too good to throw out the window like I have done with most of the feature I have launched. Today’s Daydream is of some homeless lookin’ dude looking through the garbage because let’s face it, who doesn’t sit in class daydreaming of this. The time of daydreams of nice cars, hot bitches, lots of money, let’s be a little more realistic with our dreams.

I am feeling pretty sick and I am about to go write a post on Drew Barrymore’s bikini, that’s really not much of a dream, but it’s what I do to make you assholes come back at least once every couple of months.

To see the other DayDream Entries GO

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Mischa Barton Smokes for You of the Day

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This whole week has been about fetishes. People writing into me about how they like to get fucked in pantyhose, guys sending me video clips of teen dancing around in bikinis that I am sure they are sending to me because they jerk off to them not because they watch them because they like watching young girls have a good time. Other girls wrote in about older guy fetishes or banging d-list celebrities and DJs and as I discover the world’s sexual dysfunction or hyperactivity, I still hold the original website fetish closest to heart. Horny Lohan Wanker, my loyal reader who loves watching bitches smoke..this post is for you. She’s missing the red lipstick that you love, and her cigarette is hand rolled, but it still fucking counts. I can tell it’s not weed cuz the smoke’s not thick enough. You’re welcome.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – American Idol Blowjob of the Day

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I am tired of people saying that these American Idol sluts don’t have talent. I can’t really tell if bitch sucks a dick proper because whoever sent the pictures in decided to turn his dick into a cartoon character which is pretty fucking funny because I don’t understand what the fuck dude’s trying to hide, we can all see your size and girth, is there some kind of tattoo or birthmark that she’ll recognize you by…Reality is that I am pretty sure she knows whose dick was in her mouth when the picture was taken, and that is what her talent is…letting a boyfriend take dirty pics of her that will get her thrown off Idol and ruin her dreams. The ultimate revenge.

I guess this could always be a PR stunt to draw attention to her or to the show like she was Paris Hilton, maybe that’s Ryan Seacrest’s dick and he’s just not ready to reveal it to the world yet…overall, who fucking cares.

This post is via IDLYITW – if you didn’t notice by their OBNOXIOUS FUCKING TAGS they used to ruin the images and stake claim on them so no one steals their content that isn’t even their fucking content to begin with. I am tired of branding pictures to try to put yourself on the map.

Oh and her name is Antonella Barba and she’s a total slut. Let’s hope she wins because she’s a little more interesting than Ruben.

Read her IDOL Interview and put it into the context of her giving blowjobs (loves to eat, likes to kneel and pray, etc) – Thanks Reader number 7

Here are uncensored pics….My site keeps dying and I have no idea why. I was told to take down the pics cuz there is no proof they are 18 in them. So I did. But lucky for you – they are uploaded here.

Update – those blowjob pics aren’t her – See the full porn set that was ripped off here GO

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Patricia Heaton See-Thru of the Day

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It’s 6 am and I just spent 2 hours trying to figure out how to add a song to my fan sign video of the day. I got a little overly excited about that whole email and I just carried that excitement over into this post, which isn’t so exciting.

It’s some old pictures of Patricia Heaton, who I think was on Everybody Loves Raymond, a show I fucking HATE rockin’ a see through shirt.

I was talking to this girl about what makes something funny, because I never find myself laughing. All the viral videos I see get millions of views and suck fucking dick harder than you pretend your Sailer Moon action figure would if only she came to life at night, you fucking weirdo. Anyway, I was just trying to figure out what makes a motherfucker famous and what makes an executive think a motherfucker has something marketable about his lame ass piece of shit humor.

I even watch sketch comedy that everyone cums from laughing so hard when I am really fucking broke, too broke to entertain myself and don’t even smile…I think I am jaded to funny, or you just don’t know what funny is…

Funny to me at this particular minute is a bitch in green who is in her 40s showing the world her nipples..which goes to show you that no matter how washed up you are or how lame your career has been, you can alway be a loose in the hips whore. Cuddles.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Fan Sign Video of the Day

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I started this website a long time ago with not many expectations. I did it because there was nothing better to do with my time. Overall, I am pretty fucking useless. I remember looking at all the other sites that get bitches to send them in topless pics with the site written on their naked bodies and I thought my time would never come. I always kept the dream going, knowing that one day a girl would fall for my grade 3 level writing and useless sense of humor. Today is that day.

This girl is from a site called JuliesRoom.net. I don’t know if she’s sending these video clips around the fucking Internet like the town whore that she is, but hopefully with the other sites she at least learns how to spell her name properly. Reality is she gets naked on webcam and dances around, and doesn’t need to know how to spell but it would be nice.

Even those these seem like pure promo for her site with their logo on the side, I still feel like I have reached the top of the internet website ladder and I can only go downhill from here. I added the great soundtrack and took my spin on camgirls cuz I am video editing crazy like that.

I also got these stills, where my URL is misspelled, she probably sent it in for traffic, but life is about giving and taking and if I could it up, I’d probably jerk off to this, not because I am easy to please, but because seeing your website on a girl is the same feeling as cumming all over her face. It’s still a fucking achievement. Cuddles.

Point of all this is to say that even though she may be dumber than bricks and unable to write her name in a mirror, she’s hotter than any of you or anything any of you have ever tried to roofie up and drag home….because you’re a motivated virgin who tries to take action when in a manic phase…

I assume more of Julie can be found HERE, I didn’t check out her site yet. That’s just the kind of asshole I am.

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2007

22

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am watching the O.C. Season Finale because my one channel has it on. I am pretty happy that this shit is finally over because I think it ruined every now 19 year old girl in the world. I wish nothing but failed careers to all of them, except maybe Summer because she’s got hot stripping potential. This show is destroying me right now and they are making lame jokes about “teen drama’s draggin on forever” and shit like that. Pretty fucking amazing writing…They are crying about Mischa Barton being dead, one chick had a baby, 2 gay guys sold their house, they moved their wedding to San Francisco, Summer dumped Seth because she didn’t want to settle for comfortable, Dude tries to stop the wedding, but since the wedding moved to San Fran, he called in instead. Ryan Has sex and Julie Cooper goes back to college. They do some look into the future segment where they are all graduate school and Summer and Seth get married which is really fucking likely and Ryan works in construction. The final scene is him asking some down and out kid if he needs any help in reference to how the Cohen family helped him out. Amazing. I have been watching this show since it started, I’ve always only had one TV channel…

Speaking of amazing writing, I got this message. I think it’s pretty obvious that this sick fuck wrote this to me, pretending to be an 18 year old girl and it is about how to seduce my stepdaughter. I am glad my readers are disgusting….

give her a back massage…it’ll turn her on then you can ask her if you can tickle her stomach and eventually she’ll want your hands down her pants let her drink with you before you do it though it’ll make her horny as hell anyway ill talk to yuo later

Here are my links for the day:

Carmen’s Sexy Cherry
GO

Hot Naked Chick Playing Tennis
GO

Some people hate Janet Jackson’s tits and think they are gross, I think they are Hotter than No Tits…And No Tits is the Story of Your Life, So Enjoy…
GO

I fuckin’ HATE drunken frat boys and I don’t undestand how they get laid…
GO

I LOVE BOOOBS! Is the name of this video, I didn’t name it or watch it for that matter…I like to pretend I am too busy…
GO

Some Chick Named Crissy Moran Naked and Posing
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Very Old Stadium Handjob Video That is Still Funny to Watch
GO

Jordan Capri doing a striptease video…Old But Hot…
GO

TMZ Ripped Me Off
GO

Hamada Inn
GO

Young Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

This was my Jane Fonda video
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Dangerously Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cuz Girls on Toilets is my New Porn
GO

Sex, Lies, and…
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Family Feud Disaster from God Knows When….
GO

Female Ejaculation Video Because I find it Fucking Sexy
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Something about Best Actresses and Showing their Breasts
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Lesbian Chick Photo Series
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Hot Ass Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Article is Called the Prisoners of You Tube and It’s About The People Who Can’t Ever Live Down Their Viral Video
GO

Some Hot Big Breasted girl Adjusts her Insanely Low Cut Shirt on National Yugoslav TV
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Tarantino Talks About How Gay Top Gun Is…
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Hot College TIts
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Funny Homeless Man Prank
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Oscar Pictures of the Day
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O.C. Is Finally Over, But It’s Already Done It’s Damage and Ruined Today’s Youth…Here are Pics of One of the Sluts…
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Megan Fox is Married to Brian Austin Green from 90210 and That Makes Her a Fucking Loser
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Men Free Tourism…
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Some Chick Named Shana Prevette Showing Off Even Though I’ve Never Heard of Her
GO

Serena Williams Lookin’ Hot
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Hot Big Brother Upskirt
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Neighborhood Voyeur Because Being A Voyeur is What I Am…
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Christina RIcci Talks About Wearing Her Panties on Set…
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Bodypainting Video
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Panty Picture of the Day
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Huge Russian Fight Video
GO

Bai Ling Sitting Strong…
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Zini Link of the Day
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Black Lace
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Remember That Getting Laid’s Never Been This Easy…
GO

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2007

22

Feb

I am – Live Bloggin’ The Anna Nicole Verdict of the Day

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I just went to my neighbor’s house because he told me the Anna Nicole Smith trial was on, he has stolen cable, not because I care but because I am

I am watching the judge struggling through the verdict, he’s fucking crazy, he’s talking about his wife and his kids and his mother. I feel like I am in drama class watching some highschool students performance. He is talking about his struggle, he made himself cry, he’s stuttering, it’s next level soap opera shit.

He is living the American dream, he was a taxi driver, became a judge He’s milking this story for all it’s worth. Dude won’t just shut the fuck up, he keeps talking and talking and talking…about how he’s going to give a verdict today…even though the final ruling was supposed to be tomorrow.

I think it’s pretty clear that he’s auditioning for a TV show for his retirement that he was talking about in his weird fucking speech. Everyone wants to be famous.

I don’t understand how this is legal. If I was on trial, I would hate to have some emotional freak show dancing around like a monkey, telling me his life story, imposing his personal opinion. I want my judge to keep his fucking mouth shut and listen to my case, and reference the laws of the fucking land not the laws of his magical playground of a film set that he calls the courtroom.

And the verdict is… The Remains of Anna Nicole Smith Given to her Baby’s Lawyer and the Judge Suggested she be Buried With Her Son in the Bahamas…Who Gives a Fuck Where Her Remains Are, She’s Fuckin’ Dead…

I fucked that one up – because i was so tired of listening to this asshole judge talking.

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2007

22

Feb

I am – Live Bloggin' The Anna Nicole Verdict of the Day

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I just went to my neighbor’s house because he told me the Anna Nicole Smith trial was on, he has stolen cable, not because I care but because I am

I am watching the judge struggling through the verdict, he’s fucking crazy, he’s talking about his wife and his kids and his mother. I feel like I am in drama class watching some highschool students performance. He is talking about his struggle, he made himself cry, he’s stuttering, it’s next level soap opera shit.

He is living the American dream, he was a taxi driver, became a judge He’s milking this story for all it’s worth. Dude won’t just shut the fuck up, he keeps talking and talking and talking…about how he’s going to give a verdict today…even though the final ruling was supposed to be tomorrow.

I think it’s pretty clear that he’s auditioning for a TV show for his retirement that he was talking about in his weird fucking speech. Everyone wants to be famous.

I don’t understand how this is legal. If I was on trial, I would hate to have some emotional freak show dancing around like a monkey, telling me his life story, imposing his personal opinion. I want my judge to keep his fucking mouth shut and listen to my case, and reference the laws of the fucking land not the laws of his magical playground of a film set that he calls the courtroom.

And the verdict is… The Remains of Anna Nicole Smith Given to her Baby’s Lawyer and the Judge Suggested she be Buried With Her Son in the Bahamas…Who Gives a Fuck Where Her Remains Are, She’s Fuckin’ Dead…

I fucked that one up – because i was so tired of listening to this asshole judge talking.

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2007

22

Feb

I am – Dude Not Getting Paid of the Day

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I started a new series called DayDream. It’s pretty easy to understand the concept, yesterday’s daydream was someone getting arrested and today’s daydream is someone who isn’t getting paid, which isn’t really a daydream because I am not getting paid either. I think it’s a good concept, the goal is a daydream a day but with my consistency, this feature will probably end with this post…

The video player isn’t working for everyone, if it’s not working comment and I’ll post it somewhere else. I am that accommodating.

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