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2007

14

Feb

I am – Mischa Barton Pumpin’ Gas of the Day

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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2007

14

Feb

I am – Mischa Barton Pumpin' Gas of the Day

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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2007

14

Feb

I am – Fergie Sheer Skirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of of Fergie dancing around in what seems to be a sheer lookin’ skirt. The reason it seems to be a sheer looking skirt is because I can see her panties. I think Fergie is not a tranny, but a girl with a pretty fucking fit body and a passion for dance, something I like in a girl….

I definitely have a love for the classically trained dancer. The girl who went through ballet and Jazz ballet and anything involving leotards for the first 15 years of her life. The girl who gained a little weight at 16 and got some tits at 17 and was rejected from a reputable dance school because she was too top heavy, but who did get accepted an the mid-range school because the department was hungry for hippies who like performing and who are willing to pay tuition….the same tuition that takes that classically trained dancer and drives her into debt, the same debt that drives that big breasted dancer to try to get a job anywhere she can using her dancing skills, because let’s face it it’s all she’s got going for her….the same dancing skills she end up using on me in a booth for 10 dollars a song because when you’re built to strip and trained to dance, there’s really only one career option…..I have a love for classically trained dancers who are desperate for cash, end up stripping and make my $3 cover charge make me feel like I am at an off-broadway show. To those who think stripclubs aren’t cultural experiences – fuck yourself…..

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2007

14

Feb

I am – Adriana Lima for Pirelli of the Day

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These are some pics of Adiana Lima for Pirelli, I don’t know when they are from because I am not good with dates, but this girl is amazing and that whole virgin thing has got to be a lie, no pussy this good goes untouched….unlike your virginity, which is pretty well-founded, meaning that it doesn’t take a science experiment to figure out why you are so depressing.

Since it’s Valentines Day and you are all alone and I’d say that’s ok but it’s pretty fucking sad. You have options. You can either go to a bar a pick up the lonely and depressed sluts who are begging to get fucked cuz Valentine’s Day affects girls more than guys, but they probably wouldn’t go for you. You could always go out to the local flower shop and pick up the girl you work with who you have been jerking off to for the last 6 months some roses and profess your love, but you don’t have a job. You could tell your neighbor that you want her to be your Valentine, but she’s 12 years old and will tell your dad….you could hire a hooker but your mom will ask questions why some slut in thigh high vinyl is knocking at the door at 1 am, or you could just tell yourself that Valentine’s Day is for losers and that it is a Hallmark holiday that you want nothing to do with, because pretending you don’t care sometimes allows you to forget that you really do care. That’s just my advice, but what do I know.

Here is a Bonus Video of Anouk Lepere’s Sexy Photoshoot Video because she’s fucking hot. I assume is from France with a name like Anouk Lepere. I have no idea why it’s on my computer, when it was shot or any of the details but since it’s Valentine’s Day, I decided to post it to remind you that your fantasy girlfriend, the one you lie to your mom about having so she doesn’t think you’re a loser, doesn’t look this good.

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2007

14

Feb

I am – Beyonce on the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editon of the Day

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So the new Sports Illustrated his newstands today and Beyonce is rumored to be on the cover. I found this shit on a message board and don’t care either way whether it’s legit or not, I do know I’d rather see a swimsuit model instead of her dumpy ass.

I felt like I had to do something Romantic for my wife tonight and not having money makes it hard. What makes it even harder is that if I do something nice for my wife she will get horny and try to fuck me, and the thought of that scares me. She is the size of 2 grown men. I have also made myself unable to get hard so that I don’t have to bang her and it’s taken me 3 years to perfect. At first I used to think about the stains in her underwear, whenever I’d get turned on and then I’d watch porn over and over until anything sexy became ordinary so that nothing could get me off. I am so good at this impotency thing that I don’t remember my last hard on, so it’s better to not give my wife any ideas or get my parts working again because I will end up a rape victim.

I am not a full asshole though, I know she’s a romantic, or at least that she wants romance in her useless fat life and that doing something nice will get her off my back about getting a job, so I googled “Love Poems” and wrote one out and put it in her box of donuts. I don’t know what her reaction will be when she hits that box tomorrow morning, but I can only assume she’ll end up eating it and never knowing it happened. At least I tried….and the love poem was a better idea that the baked beans I was going to make her for dinner like we were brokeback mountain…..

This is a shitty post, you better feel the love, especially since you are my valentine, homo….

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2007

13

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentines Day tomorrow. I wanted to do a stepfather’s guide to Valentines Day. I was going to actually write an article about how to mistreat your woman and date rape bitches you convince to go on a date with or even how to seduce the fat chicks in the club who are only out on Valentines Day to get fucked because they hate themselves and feel so lonely. Instead, I drank a six pack in a pair of jogging pants and topless, sweating cuz I think I have a hormonal imbalance or some shit, but that’s not the point, the point is that my Valentines Day Guide would have changed your life and I really fucked up.

I know that you don’t really have a valentines day date, so I’ll be seeing you on here tomorrow….it’s okay that you’re a loser, it’s good for traffic. Cuddles.

Girl Trying to be an American Apparel Model
GO

I was talking to someone about how gay is taking over the world, I don’t mind if it’s two chicks fooling around in the laundry room…it’s the kind of gay I like…..
GO

Sharon Stone is Talking Insanity and Slutting Out at Some Auction
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Naomi Campbell’s Panties
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Some Sky Diver Films his Decent Where His Shoot Doesn’t Open, He Hits The Ground and Lives. I call this staged Blair Witch Project Shit..
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Puerto Rican Barney Is Pretty Educational…
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Flesh Flicks – Hot Girls Kissing…
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Drunk Girl Singing
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Coat Check Blowjob VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michelle Marsh Tits
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Mary Kate Olsen Looking Like a Street Whore and I wanna Pay 40 Dollars for her to Lick My Ass
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DJ Niki Belucci Goes Topless
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Beyonce See Thru Lookin Dress
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This Girl Loves That Pole
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College Ass
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Sophie Monk is Jessica Simpson and I Like It
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Lookin’ Good in Blue…Baby
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Some Video Called Peeping Tom I only watched the first few seconds but it seems HOT
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hands Look Fun To Suck
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Some Slut Named Bianca Gascoigne Lookin’ Hot Which Isn’t Saying Much Cuz I Have No Standards….
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Myspace Slut Blondieeee Shows Her Cunt
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This is Crazy Brits in Alabama
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Keira Knightly in Esquire
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Hot Chick Naked with Really Long Hair
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Lookin’ Good Brownie
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Hot Ass
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some reader sent this in to me…I don’t understand it….but it reminded him of me
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Chick With a Nipple Ring Video
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Drunk Girl’s Ass
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Weird Japanese Boob Dolls
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Party Girls on Flickr
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Minnie Driver Has a New Show – Who Cares
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His was sent in from some UK mother fucker…You innit, cuz I don’t get it…
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Tremblant is a Ski Resort an Hour from Where I live. I have Never Been – But this is a Video of a Drunk Girl There
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Swimming Pictures of the Day
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Drunk Girls in the Bathroom Pullin’ Up Their Pants, Not As Interesting as it Sounds…
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Wyclef Got a Boner At the Grammy’s – I didn’t Notice I was Looking at Shakira…
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Immigrant on the Toilet
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Anna Nicole Cookie
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Drunk Fat Jewish Girls Light Their Menorrah or Some Shit
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kelly brooke lingerie…it all looks the same…but never gets old
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Nicole Smith 911 Tapes
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The Ultimate Lookin’ Good Sweetheart To Date
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Girls At the Pool of the Day
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Because Drunk Chicks in Party Hats is Funny
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I call this Nipples
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Some Nasty Drunk Chicks in the Bathroom Together
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Shitty Photo Montage of People You Don’t Know of the Day
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What’s up Big Tits
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I call this Teenage Pregnancy
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A Hot Ass to End My stepLINKS
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I gave a bottle of this to my weird neighbor, he’ll be sending in a story by friday, be a part of the spray and get laid movement, it’s affordable
GO

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2007

13

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day

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I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what people think of her….

I used my investigative genius to decide that Paris released the Paris Exposed shit to distract us all from her implants, using embarrassment as an excuse to hide out and heal. If that’s not what happened then maybe Paris wanted new tits, especially after the world saw that she was stacked like a 12 year old….boy, it could make even the most delusional self-absorbed slut feel a little unhappy with her tits….

These were her last tit pics with push up bra and they seem a lot smaller GO

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2007

13

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day

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I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what people think of her….

I used my investigative genius to decide that Paris released the Paris Exposed shit to distract us all from her implants, using embarrassment as an excuse to hide out and heal. If that’s not what happened then maybe Paris wanted new tits, especially after the world saw that she was stacked like a 12 year old….boy, it could make even the most delusional self-absorbed slut feel a little unhappy with her tits….

These were her last tit pics with push up bra and they seem a lot smaller GO

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2007

13

Feb

I am – Christina Ricci’s Panty Ass of the Day

I feel like a skinny white girl in my panties chained in some black dude’s shanty, only not as sexy. I just got an email from some dude who links me telling me that he has to stop because Google told him that linking to my site specifically was a breach of their contract. He’s one of those bloggers who’s just happy to not be working 9-5 and riding the celebrity blog wave, so he has dropped linking me. Thanks Google, you fuckers. I guess they don’t realize that deleting my GMAIL in March was a hard enough hit….Either way I hate fucking pussies unless they belong to girls.

Speaking of pussies and girls I saw this trailer in the theater and told the person I was with that I was going to be stealing this DVD when it comes out. Watching her run around in her underwear makes me happy. I know this bitch cut off her tits and that she has never really got it going on, but she was a celebrity I wanted to bang when I was younger. I don’t remember how many times I jerked off to her bathtub scene in the movie Mermaids. That was a joke, in reality, I was more into her in that Vincent Gallo movie where her fat tits and fat ass were flopping all over the motherfucking place. I liked that she didn’t give a fuck, and I remember seeing her on TV when she was 16 and I was in some halfway house and she was living on her own, advertising that she got drunk and smoked, she didn’t try to pull any of this Lohan closet drinking bullshit. Until Ally McBeal happened and she was forced to not eat because it made the main character look like she was normal weight. I don’t really know what I am talking about. But I do know that whoever made this move SHOULD PAY ME FOR PROMOTING IT. Fuckers.

Here are some pics of her in a recent Esquire Shoot….

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2007

13

Feb

I am – Christina Ricci's Panty Ass of the Day

I feel like a skinny white girl in my panties chained in some black dude’s shanty, only not as sexy. I just got an email from some dude who links me telling me that he has to stop because Google told him that linking to my site specifically was a breach of their contract. He’s one of those bloggers who’s just happy to not be working 9-5 and riding the celebrity blog wave, so he has dropped linking me. Thanks Google, you fuckers. I guess they don’t realize that deleting my GMAIL in March was a hard enough hit….Either way I hate fucking pussies unless they belong to girls.

Speaking of pussies and girls I saw this trailer in the theater and told the person I was with that I was going to be stealing this DVD when it comes out. Watching her run around in her underwear makes me happy. I know this bitch cut off her tits and that she has never really got it going on, but she was a celebrity I wanted to bang when I was younger. I don’t remember how many times I jerked off to her bathtub scene in the movie Mermaids. That was a joke, in reality, I was more into her in that Vincent Gallo movie where her fat tits and fat ass were flopping all over the motherfucking place. I liked that she didn’t give a fuck, and I remember seeing her on TV when she was 16 and I was in some halfway house and she was living on her own, advertising that she got drunk and smoked, she didn’t try to pull any of this Lohan closet drinking bullshit. Until Ally McBeal happened and she was forced to not eat because it made the main character look like she was normal weight. I don’t really know what I am talking about. But I do know that whoever made this move SHOULD PAY ME FOR PROMOTING IT. Fuckers.

Here are some pics of her in a recent Esquire Shoot….

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