Cameron Diaz is like any newly single chick. She’s found herself a rebound dude to fuck, brags about how big his dick is and tells the world how happy and complete her life is, all while her ex-boyfriend is at the height of his career fucking girls a lot younger and hotter and tighter in the box than the old washed up hag that is Diaz, something she probably knows deep down inside. That’s why she’s hitting the gym, because a dude 10 years older than her will find her a catch and pretty much every single one of you would fuck her, but that’s not saying much considering you had a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter last night. It was valentines day and you deserved to cum into something smooth and creamy instead of all over your belly in shame, like you normally do. I know deep down inside your going to get hard tomorrow when you see your mom eating her morning toast using the same peanut butter you had sex with. All you’ll be thinking about is how awesome it is to see a girl swallow, even though it’s your fucking mom, sick fuck. I am sure that never stopped you in the past when you started stealing her sexy panties and putting them up in your grill.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but a girl I met tonight knew the site and called me a pervert….It broke my heart.

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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I started up the stepLINKS on the side of the site. It was supposed to be like a CollegeHumor link dump, but it looks like it’s advertising. I figured that that meant no one would click the links, and what the fuck is the post of posting links if none of you assholes click them. The goal is that eventually that shit will be the stepLINKS but until i see you clicking, I am going to keep up the regular stepLINKS. I am pretty tired, I think I am running off 7 hours of sleep for 2 days. That’s why the site is sucking dick, nothing you aren’t used to, especially on Valentines Day….

That’s just the kind of guy I am…and here are those links for today…

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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