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2007

16

Feb

I am – Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party of the Day

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My site….Still White, but white seems to be a popular color. All the white dudes I know have no problem getting jobs when all I do is apply day after day hoping something will pan out. I obviously can’t sit at home on the couch writing this site for the rest of my life. It’s just temporary, until I figure out how to get back to real life. I’ve been unemployed for over a year now….

Speaking of getting back to real life, here are a whole lot of pictures of Bikini models showing up to their launch party event. I should have been there but have no idea where it went down and even if I did know I probably would have been escorted out by security…..That’s not the point. The point is that bikini models are the hottest kind of model and even if these girls don’t look as hot as I’d like them to be, airbrushing tricks me most of the time, but I’d still watch them masturbate….

Alinea Kashima

Anna Beatriz Barros

Bar DiCaprio’s Slut

Some Bitch Named Irina

Joanna Krupa

Marisa Miller

Yesica Toscanini

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Carla Gugino See Thru and Cleavage of the Day

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I still don’t know why my site is white. I have emailed 3 people who know websites and none of them answered me. It’s something I am used to. Tonight I broke out my phone and text messaged everyone in my phonebook. I wrote “What are you wearing? I am wearing Celine Dion and thought of You.” No one fucking person answered me and I realized that even though I like to tell myself that I am a star….it keeps me going…I realize that I am equally as lame as you. No one really cares to talk to me, or answer my text messages, so despite having the coolest fucking site of the internet, I couldn’t get laid, even if I could get hard….

Speakin of hard, these are some pics of Carla Gugino from Sin City showing of her tits and belly, and even if I don’t have any real life friends, at least I have my internet forum pictures of celebrity midriffs, otherwise I am not sure how I’d go on….

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Pam Anderson’s Tight Body and Busted Face of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson. She is old and washed up but still has a tight fucking body. It’s too bad that her face looks like it’s been raped by a lawn mower, but I guess I wouldn’t complain if she was doing pilates on my face…

I am drunk and I was talking to a guy today who has a friend who is a suicide girl. I fucking hate suicide girls because they are the type of girl who looks like she’s been raped by her dad since the age of 5, who cuts herself when no one is looking and who gets tats and piercings when people are looking. I tried to make him put her on the phone so I could as her for some nude pics or a link to her nude pics, but he wouldn’t let me talk to her. I tell myself it’s cuz he’s scared she will fall for me, but reality is he just doesn’t want her to know he’s got anything to do with me…I am writing this with one eye shut so that I can see proper…it’s not working…now fuck yourself….

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Pam Anderson's Tight Body and Busted Face of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson. She is old and washed up but still has a tight fucking body. It’s too bad that her face looks like it’s been raped by a lawn mower, but I guess I wouldn’t complain if she was doing pilates on my face…

I am drunk and I was talking to a guy today who has a friend who is a suicide girl. I fucking hate suicide girls because they are the type of girl who looks like she’s been raped by her dad since the age of 5, who cuts herself when no one is looking and who gets tats and piercings when people are looking. I tried to make him put her on the phone so I could as her for some nude pics or a link to her nude pics, but he wouldn’t let me talk to her. I tell myself it’s cuz he’s scared she will fall for me, but reality is he just doesn’t want her to know he’s got anything to do with me…I am writing this with one eye shut so that I can see proper…it’s not working…now fuck yourself….

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Sophie Monks Anorexic and Bullemic Legs of the Day

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Sophie Monk is some slut from Australia who is dating one of the gay dudes from Good Charlotte. I think he’s the one who sucks off the other one everynight. They are twins and when twins fuck each other it’s not faggot and it’s not incest, it’s masturbation. I am only posting these cuz I am hooked on legs and her legs are skinny as fucking shit…but not shit that comes out of your ass cuz that shits got more bulk than an 80 year old on a fiber diet but the kind of shit you drop as a figure of speech. Too bad I don’t know shit about grammar… I as going to go on with this post but realized that it fucking sucks. I think it’s time for me to get some sleep cuz I am fucking messed up….now fuck yourself. I am always up for skinny bitches, it reminds me of drug addiction and poverty…2 of my favorite things. CUDDLES….

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2007

16

Feb

I am – The Carter Family Motivates Me of the Day

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I still don’t know why my site is white. That’s what happens when you aren’t a web designer but still run a website. Technical shit goes crazy but there’s nothing I can do about it, because I never graduated from high school. Speaking of not graduating from high school, I went to a friend’s house on Christmas and turned on the TV. The House of Carters show was one and I realized that there is hope for pieces of trash everywhere to make it. I think it may have been the first episode where the family all re-united at the house and the fat sister who I wanted to fuck but was scared of because she obviously had herpes, like all trashy college girls do, was wasted…I came across these pictures and although they aren’t very sexy, they are being used as my inspiration to keep on writing shitty posts, maybe one day I will be like the Carter Family…..

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Tonya from MTV’s Real World Does Softcore of the Day

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This is some bitch from an MTV reality show rocking some softcore porn movie, I am not posting it to tell you a story of my night drinkng shitty pitchers of beer and bumming rides in the back of kidnapper vans, I am posting it to say that pieces of shit reality stars rarely become famous. They have a better chance making youtube videos cuz that’s what studio execs have turned to. Great story…Admit it…and my site is still white.

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2007

16

Feb

I am – Tonya from MTV's Real World Does Softcore of the Day

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This is some bitch from an MTV reality show rocking some softcore porn movie, I am not posting it to tell you a story of my night drinkng shitty pitchers of beer and bumming rides in the back of kidnapper vans, I am posting it to say that pieces of shit reality stars rarely become famous. They have a better chance making youtube videos cuz that’s what studio execs have turned to. Great story…Admit it…and my site is still white.

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2007

16

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why the fuck my site is white….

My stepLINKS in the sidebar still don’t work because I am working a budget here and that means that things take a long fucking time to make happen. I am still convinced that you fuckers think that it’s an ad, so I am sticking to the old style steplinks for now….Until you little cunt are trained.

The concept of training a cunt was always so fascinating, you know making it roll over and stay in place, I was always pretty good at making the cunts I encountered play dead…it coulda been the roofies but was most likely my stink. I slept a lot today. I guess that’s the good thing about not having a job. The bad thing is when it comes time to buying a bottle of liquor or cigars because I’m poor…but I work out a deal with my Sri Lanka Store Owner…Motherfucker thinks I’m on TV and gives me good deals.

I guess the point is that it is fucking cold outside and I am going to wander the streets tonight, cuz that’s the only thing I can afford to do….If anything worth happening happens, I’ll let you know…I have nowhere else to really talk about it…

In the meantime, here are my links – old school style…

This Video is Called Sweets Stuff:
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Trump VS McMahon “I’ll Kick Your Ass” Video, Because He Will Do Anything For Publicity
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Anna Nicole Should Have Died More Often…It was Good For Business
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Charlize Theron is to Play Anna Nicole Smith in the Anna Nicole Movie and these are Pics of her Posing as Marilyn Monroe
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Mr Belding From Saved by the Bell and Some Cunt Football Player Named Tony Romo Since a Journey Song with Some Shitty LA Cover Band
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This Site Posted This Video 3 Weeks After I Did Cuz I am the Best Blog on the Internet
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Sienna Miller is Loveless in London. But I Love Her So Her Life Has Some Kind of Meaning According to Me
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Milli Vanilli The Movie Is Getting Made Because The Are Better at Karaoke than any Japanese School Girl…
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Britney Spears Tells You a Story and It’s Worth It
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Dude Breaks Up With His Gf In Front of a Huge Crowd…Amazing
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Some Bitch Named Jennifer Naked and Hot
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Jordan Showing Off Her 32F Tits
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A Jenna Jameson Retrospective
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Another Hot Webcam Girl
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Probably One of the Most Interesting Sites on the Internet
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Some Hot Big Breasted Chick Posting in her Lingerie
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This Video Is Called Hot Dame
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Some Hot Girl Filming Herself Cumming Amazing…
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Lohan Models Girls Gone Wild Clothing
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Bitches Aint Shit Contest that I Should Join Not Because I like the Band But Because My Video Would Be About Me Seducing Girls and Shitting on their Foreheads…I am poetic like that.
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Jessica Simpson’s New Ad Campaign Cuz I Want to Know How Meaty Her Box IS
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Kate Moss is A Dream….A Cocaine Dream…And There’s No Better Kind of Dream Than a Cocaine Dreammm
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Hot Chicks Fighting on a Limo – I assume this is Wrestling – Cuz It’s So Classy
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Perez Hilton’s Little Gay Brother Who also thinks he’s cool cuz ppl humor him..
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Pervert Get Puked On – I think this is Fake
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Busta Rhymes Used to Like Pussy and Now He Likes Chicken. Fascinating.
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This is called Swollen Pussy Sex and It’s Fucking Gross and NSFW, But I Don’t Have To Tell You That, This Site is Banned at Your Work
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Eva Mendes in Shape Magazine
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Lots of Bar Rafaeli in SI Swimsuit Issue – She’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s Jew Pussy
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Paris Hilton’s Stupid Pants
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Katie Holmes is the Man in Tom Cruise’s HomoFaggot Relationship
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This is Collien Fernandes and the Intro to Her On This Site is Fucking GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS but the pics are worth lookin’ at
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Shopping – I know it’s Old But Girls With Bras Turn Me On as Much as Girls Without Bras
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White GIrls Shaking their Asses VIdeo
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Jessica Biel Smoking Weed in a Towel Video
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Italian Students Molest their Teacher During Class – I think
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Drunk Party Girls Show Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Named Luna Does a Hot Cam Show
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Random Quotes of a Fat Stripper
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Lookin’ Good Tanlines
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Hot Nipple Piercing Picture of the Day
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British Chicks Have Largest European Breasts
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New Fat Urban Pinup Piece of Trash Hipster Cokeslut
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This Video is Called Boys and Girls:
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Valentines is Over – But the Sluts are Still Horny and Willing to Fuck This Will Help You…
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2007

15

Feb

I am – Marisa Miller Body Paint Pictures of the Day

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This girl Marisa Miller has a pretty amazing body and I always dreamt about marrying a bikini model, now I am stuck with a candidate for the heart and stroke foundations billboard. I tried zooming in on her box to see her junk, but couldn’t make anything out. I am sure they air brushed her meat out, which is a total pain in the ass for your jerking off right now. I know these hit the net yesterday and I saw them then but wasn’t going to post them, but realized that in the end, I really had no choice and that’s all I have to say about that.

To see more body paint pics from SI GO

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