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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70’s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70’s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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I snuck into a reggae bar the other night, because it was 2 am and I needed a drink and it was the only bar near me. I never really listened to reggae, mainly because I am scared of all black parties and I generally think I am going to get shot when in those places – so I never really got into it. I ended up getting drunk with some Rasta who kept trying to get me to go back to his place to smoke weed. I just wasn’t feeling it, but still tried to dance around with him like I knew what was up.

I feel like that’s kinda what happened to Kim Kardashian. One day she was walking around the ghetto and needed to stop for directions.. Some dude who was rapping on the corner was all like “hey big tits in the benz, come inside and film this sex tape” and she couldn’t resist.

When you’re a rich kid, hanging with ghetto thugs is exciting, but making a sex tape with them is even more exciting.

I guess the only problem with my ghetto thug story is that the dude in her sex tape is that he is whiter than you are. He went to private school and has table manners, he just pretend he doesn’t when he’s eating her box.

I am still waiting for that tape to be released and in the meantime look at these pics of her and some chick I assume is her sister….

Bonus – Another Event this Weekend..

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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I am not really sure who this girl is. I have some kind of memory of her being dropped from GAP Ads for being pregnant or having sex with an older guy when she was 16 or some shit, but I never trust my memory.

I also don’t trust girls on the internet who ask me to send them pictures of myself in exchange for nude pics because they are into knowing who is behind the site and when I do end up sending the pics to them – they end up not sending the nude pics because they are horrified by my picture….

That’s pretty much where this story starts and where it ends and these are pics of Joss Stone’s slutty photoshoot pics…with stupid clown hair, but I’d still do her if I could, but that’s not saying much, I once had sex with a puddle in the park late one night…

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I linked the story in my stepLINKS at 4 am last night, but doubt any of you fuckers noticed. I finally figured out how to work it.

I was in a way more creative mood last night when drunk than now, but figured I should post this picture direct you to my links and let you comment on the situation here…

She has obviously cracked, she’s gone completely fucking insane, she’s lost her mind and will probably end up being institutionalized pretty soon. I used to know a dude who would freak out once ever three months and would take a pair of scissors to his head like a 14 year old emo chick taking scissors to her arms and legs. I am not a psychiatrist, but I am sure google would say that’s it’s pretty much the same kind of crazy. My friend who used to rage ended up jumping off a bridge into traffic on some kind of drug induced rampage, he didn’t die, he just broke his back and is now in a wheel chair, I don’t see him around so much anymore…

Being a celebrity is not easy, all that money comes with a price and that price is usually your soul. When she was a 16 year old hot chick who danced, I saw the end coming. Every single one of these girls is slowing dropping off the map, they are self medicating, self destructive and I can really only blame the media for putting too much pressure on them. If paparazzi laws were in place, she could at least live a semi-normal private life, but these vultures are constantly nagging her….

Watch the video in the steplinks where she says “YOU DID THIS TO ME” or something, I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here. I may not help the problem by posting this shit, but at least I am not the one taking the pics and exploiting her life. And let’s face it, to call this shitty site with 10 readers a media outlet is fucking bullshit. I’ve called Paris Hilton before and mentioned my site and she still hasn’t fucking heard of it….

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I think it’s funny that after spending the last 3 hours surfing the Internet for decent links, I have no memory of what I’ve already posted and what’s new because everything is always the fucking same. I was talking to some asshole a while ago and he was telling me that he has cable and there’s never anything on. I haven’t watched cable in about 8 years so I have no idea if dude knows what he is talking about, but I did tell him to keep his luxury lifestyle complaints to his fucking self and now I am starting to feel the same fucking way about the internet.

I was going through myspace today and realized that every girl is in love with herself. Then I went to suicide girls to see how they are dealing with all their alternative models and realized that they have thousands of bitches getting naked for them. It’s crazy. Everyone wants to be famous.

Unfortunately, I’ve been trying to make people famous on this site for the last 2.5 years and I still can’t get girls to get on video for the site. Why can’t my readers love themselves like all these myspace whores and suicide girls…then I realize that it’s because only 10 of you actually read this site and you’re all fucking virgin pieces of shit.

All that to say, here are my links that look like the same links I posted everyday this week, but I am pretty sure they are different. If you want to be in my videos – email me.

BONUS JIM CAREY SEX SCENE

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