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2007

30

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today:

I love your site. You have a similar fun sick sense of humor like me. One difference I’m gay. Hope your ok with that if not well..whatever. None the less I have sent this link to all my gay and str8 friends. Keep up the good work.

A Fan

I wanted to say that even though I post homophobic shit this guys still sees the humor in the site. I wish some of the Jewish and Black hate mail that I get were from people as open-minded as this poofter. It’s all about not taking life so fucking seriously. I don’t mind getting the hate mail because it means people are reading, I am just pointing out that it’s all jokes motherfuckers. I’d also like to say that I guess that means I have about 16 readers now.

I am watching American Idol because I only have one channel and I haven’t laughed yet. I think this show has peaked and is going to slowly fall into its grave like Myspace.

That’s the story I heard. Tell your friends.

Speaking for gay, can any of you get me tickets to Justin Timberlake in Montreal Wednesday night, my stepdaughters want to go and I have this fantasy that you are actaully hooked up and not a virgin brushing your mom’s hair while watching Everybody Loves Raymond reruns. If you are record label exec and you’d love me enough to hook my girls up – Email Me I know I am wrong, but it’s worth asking.

Here are my links….


Here’s a Full Body Massage Video
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Tom Brady is Slamming Gisele, True Story
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Anne Heche is Still a Lesbian and Hangs Out at Aids Events
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Michael Alig Outlaw Party Scares Me
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Hot Chicks in Bikinis
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Lily Allen’s Album Hits but She’s Still Fat and Useless
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Sad Story of the Day: Mother Gives Birth, Comes Out of Hospital Quadruple Amputee
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Barbie and Other Toys Have a Better Time Than I’ve Ever Had
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Cops are Crazy Video
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Hot Chicks Are Usually Blinded by the Lamest Fuckin’ Dudes in the Club. I am talking the guys with gel in their hair and nothing interesting to say. Here’s a bunch of pics of hot chicks with douchebags
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Crissy Moran in Lingerie
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Some Dude Rocks a Mouse Trap on His Nipple
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Lots of Drunk Coeds
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Wrestling Suspended Because of Herpes Outbreak (Insert Paris Joke Here), I hate when people say “insert blah blah blah joke here, But did it anyway. Asshole
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Big Boobs, That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Guitar Comedy is Always Worth Listening To When You’ve Got Nothing Better to Do, Because Let’s Face It You Don’t…
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Harry Potter Topless With A White Horse Is Almost As Gay As DJ AM
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Fetish of the Day
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Motorcycle Crash Test
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Britney’s Dumpy Body and Stained Pants Wants Justin’s Sexy Back While K-Fed Does the Superbowl
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Courtney Love May Replace Paula on Idol and May Or May Not Kill the Producers to re-launch her career and to Sell Their Catalog of Songs for A Lot of Money
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I think pictues like this prove the US is in some MAJOR fucking trouble. So many lame dudes not enough hot ass….
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Lookin’ Good Bulgarian Lookin For Someone To Take Care of Her Cat
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Some Dirty Filipino Prostitute Story with Pics for you to Love
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Here’s Some Worst Robber Ever Action….
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This Tyra Rant Almost Made Me Laugh, But I’m a Tough Sell, Because I Don’t Find Anything Funny.
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Hot Ass Video
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Some Chick Named Alina
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A Fat Dude Chugs some Pink Lemonade.
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Ugly, But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Mena Suvari Looks Retarded
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Sophie Howard has Big Boobs
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I like this Fitness Video
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Petra Nemcova Nip Slip
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Pete Doherty In Rehab, Kate Moss Still Hot
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Valentines Day is Coming and You’ll Want to Take Advantage of the Horny Girls
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2007

30

Jan

I am – stepREQUEST of the Day

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One of my readers emailed me saying that he worked for a big shoe company and that if I sent enough people to his myspace page, he’d consider advertising with me.

Now I don’t have a site that big shoe companies like advertising on, so if I get you to help me out and make them consider giving me money to produce this shit on the next level then we’ll all be happy. So I am hoping that you add him as a friend and send him a myspace message saying:

You may not be a hot myspace chick showing off your tits. You may not be a rippling muscled myspace jock acting gayer than bicycle shorts. You are a guy with an ad budget and I have a friend who doesn’t have shoes who needs your money. His name is Jesus Martinez and he runs DrunkenStepfather.com. Advertise with him.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez Fan of the Day
Cuddles…..


Visit his Myspace, Friend Request Him, Send Him a Message
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2007

30

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Exposed Documents of the Day

I know you know that I’ve been keeping on top of this Pair Hilton bullshit and lucky for you one of my readers sent in a link to all of her documents. I haven’t gone through them all yet, but I am pretty sure there are some amazing things like the phone conversation with some bitch named Nicole Lenz about how they were fucking the same guy and how Paris has a stinky box, one of her demo songs, and 200 pages of her phone book.

Here’s a list of what’s included:

1. Phone book pg 1-60
2. Phone book pg 60-110
3. Phone book pg 111-175
4. Audio Tapes:
5. An Awful Song by Paris.
6. Paris records her conversation with Nicole Lenz about smelly pussy.
7. Paris records her voice mails.
8. Paris records her very first professional voice lesson – Side 1.
9. Side 2 of voice lesson tape.
10. Paris’ ID’s.”

Celebrity waste of space who fucks all day and parties all night, seems like the life, but I just find it empty. I am not a fucking philosopher or a psychiatrist, but these people seem to have no fucking soul and little kids everywhere are wanting to be like them. The positive in all this is that more and more girls are going to end up naked on the internet, the negative is that herpes is going to become a fashion accessory, like you’re not going to be cool unless you’re high on valtrex and pimply in your box…

Thanks Paris. If you find anything good, send it my way. Cuddles.


Demo Song:
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Phone Conversation About Her Box Stinking:
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Answering Machine Messages:
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Download All the Paris Documents
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Paris Answering Machine Messages

Click on the PLAY button. Or, RIGHT CLICK here and SAVE AS to your computer, and then OPEN after the download completes.

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Paris Phone Conversation

Click on the PLAY button. Or, RIGHT CLICK here and SAVE AS to your computer, and then OPEN after the download completes.

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Jan

Paris Demo Song

Click on the PLAY button. Or, RIGHT CLICK here and SAVE AS to your computer, and then OPEN after the download completes.

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2007

30

Jan

I am – Game Talks About Fingering Vida Guerra of the Day

Game went to a party at Jamie Fox’s and Vida Guerra was there and two minutes after meeting her he’s finger-banging her in a room filled with people. I am not that surprised, he’s a rapper and by rapping he’s got obligations to molest girls who are the covers of magazines and by molest I mean act on some of the pussy being thrown his way. He talks about how he’s got 2 fingers in her and how he rocks the clit and how he smelled her goods….
The good thing about all this is that he just don’t give a fuck and tells all, because fingering her is like winning a Grammy to him, so he wants the world to know.

I guess there’s no commentary needed, this story is awesome, it’s the reason we all want to be famous and I’d like the thank Joe Bravo for sending it in!

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2007

30

Jan

I am – Paola Maltese Personal Hot Pics Revisited of the Day

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I posted about this Actor from Paraguay’s personal half naked pics a few months ago, if you want to see them, click HERE .

The reality of all this is that whether she is famous there or not, she’s nothing to people who read the site so seeing her hot personal pics is no different than logging onto your favorite porn site and making love to yourself to any of the random models you find. Her celebrity, although big in Paraguay is non existent to you, so you don’t give a fuck about her.

I don’t discriminate. I like girls who take pictures of themselves half naked, and as long as they are half naked, they are worth posting. My whole theory is that if they need that extra internet boost of fame, I have no problem making them famous, even if it’s only to my 5 readers. I don’t know where I am going with this but it’s definitely not getting my point across. It is 6 am and I drank tequila, I am typing this with one eye shut, because when I open both eyes all I see is doubles. Maybe this is the stroke I’ve been expecting. Years of hard living all leaves me wondering when the body is going to shut down. Since I’m like a cockroach, I can only assume never.

Here’s some Paola Maltese….



Some Photoshoot Pics…

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2007

29

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email from a Gay Celebrity Blogger who is in love with another Gay Celebrity Blogger and they are in Gay Celebrity Blogger love…

What was even better was when you grabbed the video from MollyGood without credit ..

I’d like to address this for all of you to read:

Dear Pink is the New Blog’s Pink Asshole to Fuck,

In the event you haven’t realized celebrity blogging is all about stealing content from paparazzi agencies, storage containers and other picture sources that we don’t always credit. If this video was on MollyGood, I wasn’t aware, I found it on a message board and that is why you weren’t credited, I also didn’t watch the video but it seems it says “MOLLY GOOD EXCLUSIVE IN IT” so you’re getting all the credit you’re site deserves, but obviously that’s not enough for you.

I have linked your Molly Good site when Molly Good was writing it and you never linked back to me. You are a rip off artist with your traffic. You TAKE TAKE TAKE and FUCKING TAKE and never give back until something like this happens and you WHINE like it’s the fucking Holocaust all over again, and Hitler just ripped out your gold tooth. It’s all about giving sometimes too.

I’d love for you to suck my dick. I am sure You’d LOVE it too….except for the wash that would show up 6-8 weeks later.

You’re not getting credit on this stolen video. Asshole.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The point is that I never visit celebrity blogs, and if I don’t get emailed to link someone, I don’t. To accuse me of ripping anything off when we’re all a bunch of rip off artists is like calling the dude with a dick in his man pussy a Homo.

I’d like to say that the person in question was pretty nice about everything after I wrote this and we’ve sorted this whole mess out, but I still wanted to post my reaction cuz it’s funny

Heather Vandeven is Penthouse Pet of the Year
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Do you speak english video
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Carmen Electra Doing a Spoof Video Blog and I want to Bang Her
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Paris Spending Some Of the Money She Made from Paris Exposed
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Idiots and Their Kitchen Cupboards Firework Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Not Safe For Work Asshole Play
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Czech Police Have Nothing Better to Do than Fun and Games and It’s Funny
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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God Hates Fags
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Brandy Should Be Goin To Jail
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Sienna Miller’s Got Diddy Jungle Fever
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Serge Gainsbourg Song of the Day
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Kids Doing the Treadmill Dance from that Shitty Band OK GO, They Must Be Jews.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asia Argento Exposed Boobs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sweet Krissy Has Bigger Boobs Than You Gallery
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Bride has a Massive Hair Wig Out, Whatever the Fuck That Means, It’s Obviously Staged and a Waste of Time…
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This Band is Called the Pipettes and They Are Sexy
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Japanese Fetish Videos
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Lohan Owns Rehab
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples in a See Through Shirt
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Ivanka Trump’s Huge Rack
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Jessica Biel’s Photoshoot, She Doesn’t Show Off Her Dick.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (I’m Talking to the Dog)
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Here’s a Hot Video About 11 Minutes into It
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Karla Spice has a Hot Ass
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Nikki Ziering is Good To Go
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Some Sluts on Myspace
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Are These Tits Real
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Rosa Blasi Stuff Magazine Shoot
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Maria Menuenos Pics
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Zeta Logotheti – Mediterranean Beauty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Celebrity Edition
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The Indian Chick One Big Brother, I Wonder Why – Affirmative Action
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Zini Cayos Made a Post for Me
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A Little More Brooke Hogan Action
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2007

29

Jan

I am – Banana Blowjob Video of the Day

I was told not to post this because it was boring. I was told that it’s not worth watching. I realize that a huge part of running this site is posting boring things that aren’t worth watching so here it is.

This video was shot in outside a bar by stepSTEVE and his friends before stepSTEVE was the celebrity rockstar in a band that he is today. I asked him if he was cool with me posting it and he told me he didn’t have enough time to watch it cuz he was going to the gym….I guess he’s getting in shape for his tour. So this is me, bringing back stepTV. Cuddles.

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