I put these in my steplinks yesterday, but someone emailed them to me and they were too funny to not post. It’s some topless awkward looking kid who plays Harry Potter and a white horse. This shit is almost pornographic and is gayer than fucking bicycle shorts, but not gayer than DJ AM.I don’t know who the fuck coordinated this photoshoot, but I know I don’t want him babysitting my kids….or my dog for that matter…… That’s enough writing because everytime I see these pics I can’t stop laughing….they are too fucking weird.

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I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….

Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.

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I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….

Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.

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These are some recent pics of Tara Reid and by recent I mean 2 days old because the dude who emailed them into me wrote that they were taken 2 days ago, that doesn’t mean he’s right, because if he reads this site, then he is probably a fucking retard or a girl who got molested by her stepfather searching google for support groups.

I love what the plastic surgeon has done to this bitch. He’s proved to the world that no matter how much you drink, how much coke you huff up your knows, and how many dudes bust all over your drunken college fratboy lifestyle, you can clean yourself up pretty easily, all you need is about 100,000 dollars.

I am thinking that these pics get me excited for this disaster of a person because I was always into her. I liked that she got really fucking drunk and made me feel like I was not alone in this cave called alcoholism, but even before she was a drunken cokeslut, she was in American Pie and I wanted to slam her as much as I wanted to slam the exchange student while the redhead watched and diddled herself, only cuz I’ve never seen firecrotch in person and I thought it added a hot dimension to my fantasy….

I am thinking that she probably doesn’t even look all that good and that my hormones are raging, since I haven’t been able to bust a load in over 2 years….

The most likely reason as to why I am digging this girl is because compared to my wife, a sack of shit and broken class would be a better fuck than her massive vagina….

Either way, here are the pics….

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These are some recent pics of Tara Reid and by recent I mean 2 days old because the dude who emailed them into me wrote that they were taken 2 days ago, that doesn’t mean he’s right, because if he reads this site, then he is probably a fucking retard or a girl who got molested by her stepfather searching google for support groups.

I love what the plastic surgeon has done to this bitch. He’s proved to the world that no matter how much you drink, how much coke you huff up your knows, and how many dudes bust all over your drunken college fratboy lifestyle, you can clean yourself up pretty easily, all you need is about 100,000 dollars.

I am thinking that these pics get me excited for this disaster of a person because I was always into her. I liked that she got really fucking drunk and made me feel like I was not alone in this cave called alcoholism, but even before she was a drunken cokeslut, she was in American Pie and I wanted to slam her as much as I wanted to slam the exchange student while the redhead watched and diddled herself, only cuz I’ve never seen firecrotch in person and I thought it added a hot dimension to my fantasy….

I am thinking that she probably doesn’t even look all that good and that my hormones are raging, since I haven’t been able to bust a load in over 2 years….

The most likely reason as to why I am digging this girl is because compared to my wife, a sack of shit and broken class would be a better fuck than her massive vagina….

Either way, here are the pics….

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I am not really up to date on the Nip Slip thing because I am too busy watching the wall. I have no idea if I have ever posted these before because I have no fucking memory. I just go through the motions of like. I am the type of guy you need to be introduced to 20 times before I kinda remember you and the type of guy who anywhere I go I think I recognize random people. Whenever I watch movies, I always think I recognize the actors in it, and I am always wrong, so coming here for fresh content is really no something you should do. I am sure I have seen these pictures before, but all see through shirts look the fucking same. So do all washed up 40 year old blond actresses.

Either way, this cocksucker didn’t get the email that I am never on time…because this is what he wrote me:

goddamnit jesus. months ago i emailed you, with a link to my blog. it was leaps and bounds a better blog than your repetitive shit. yet despite the fact that i’m a mexican look-a-like, and you are a legit mexican, you still refused to link to my blog. clearly a bullshit move, but i still kept reading your blatantly homosexual blog. anyway, i checked out your steplinks of the day and you had that article about the wrestling team with herpes. i know you admit that the shit you post is older than your mom, who i’ve got on the floor sucking my dick, but seriously? really? really?? that story is fucking old. i’m talking mid december old. i heard about it a couple of days before the story hit the news, because my little cousin goes there, but either way, that shit is old. and i’ll save you the trouble of making some lame joke…yes, my cousin has herpes. he got it from your fat whore wife. i don’t write on my blog anymore, because unlike you i do something with my life and don’t have time for it anymore, but you should link to it anyway, you lazy mexican fuck, because the shit i did write, even if its older than your sorry atempts at humor, is better than anything you’ve got on your site.

not as fat, or as mexican as you,

My response is that I have no fucking idea what this fucker is talking about. I link what is convenient to link like sites sending me traffic and shit people email in and shit I find. I am not here to promote some cocksuckers blog. Based on his writing, his jokes are weak, standard and played the fuck out. I never said I was funny, I never tried to be funny, if you find this site funny, you are laughing at me and not with me.

That’s ok, because I am laughing at Nicollette Sheridan for banging Michael Bolton, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts but not as gay as DJ AM.

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I am not really up to date on the Nip Slip thing because I am too busy watching the wall. I have no idea if I have ever posted these before because I have no fucking memory. I just go through the motions of like. I am the type of guy you need to be introduced to 20 times before I kinda remember you and the type of guy who anywhere I go I think I recognize random people. Whenever I watch movies, I always think I recognize the actors in it, and I am always wrong, so coming here for fresh content is really no something you should do. I am sure I have seen these pictures before, but all see through shirts look the fucking same. So do all washed up 40 year old blond actresses.

Either way, this cocksucker didn’t get the email that I am never on time…because this is what he wrote me:

goddamnit jesus. months ago i emailed you, with a link to my blog. it was leaps and bounds a better blog than your repetitive shit. yet despite the fact that i’m a mexican look-a-like, and you are a legit mexican, you still refused to link to my blog. clearly a bullshit move, but i still kept reading your blatantly homosexual blog. anyway, i checked out your steplinks of the day and you had that article about the wrestling team with herpes. i know you admit that the shit you post is older than your mom, who i’ve got on the floor sucking my dick, but seriously? really? really?? that story is fucking old. i’m talking mid december old. i heard about it a couple of days before the story hit the news, because my little cousin goes there, but either way, that shit is old. and i’ll save you the trouble of making some lame joke…yes, my cousin has herpes. he got it from your fat whore wife. i don’t write on my blog anymore, because unlike you i do something with my life and don’t have time for it anymore, but you should link to it anyway, you lazy mexican fuck, because the shit i did write, even if its older than your sorry atempts at humor, is better than anything you’ve got on your site.

not as fat, or as mexican as you,

My response is that I have no fucking idea what this fucker is talking about. I link what is convenient to link like sites sending me traffic and shit people email in and shit I find. I am not here to promote some cocksuckers blog. Based on his writing, his jokes are weak, standard and played the fuck out. I never said I was funny, I never tried to be funny, if you find this site funny, you are laughing at me and not with me.

That’s ok, because I am laughing at Nicollette Sheridan for banging Michael Bolton, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts but not as gay as DJ AM.

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