These are Golden Globe pics from yesterday and despite trying to boycott the shit, I couldn’t help put post these pictures because the cleavage is next level. There is always something funny about fat chicks in push-up bras and it reminds me of all the nights I’ve spent at pretty shitty bars where all the girls in there were fat. They all used to exploit the shit out of their tits because that’s pretty much all they had going for them. I am sure they were nice people but you could only if they weren’t too busy eating slices of pizza but the only guys who bothered finding out were people like you with not much going for them…

Speaking of not much goin for them, here are Katherine McPhee’s tits…this is where this post ends because I’ve already spent too much time on this whore’s post and like the other posts better….

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These are Golden Globe pics from yesterday and despite trying to boycott the shit, I couldn’t help put post these pictures because the cleavage is next level. There is always something funny about fat chicks in push-up bras and it reminds me of all the nights I’ve spent at pretty shitty bars where all the girls in there were fat. They all used to exploit the shit out of their tits because that’s pretty much all they had going for them. I am sure they were nice people but you could only if they weren’t too busy eating slices of pizza but the only guys who bothered finding out were people like you with not much going for them…

Speaking of not much goin for them, here are Katherine McPhee’s tits…this is where this post ends because I’ve already spent too much time on this whore’s post and like the other posts better….

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I was thinking of writing the DrunkenStepfather tv show, I’m not talking about putting cameras in my shitty apartment, I am talking about hiring Horatio Sanz to play me and the bitch from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape to play my wife, line up two unknown sluts with hot bodies to play my stepdaugthers and show me hanging with homeless men, getting wasted with young girls at hipster events, dealing with the impotency my fat wife caused in my life because after being with her the thought of pussy makes my penis play turtle…Everytime I think about fucking, that rotten cheese and tuna sandwich comes back to me. Someone told me you never forget a smell and I hope to hell that’s not ture…

Anyway, I realized that no one would tune into my show, provided I actually sold to a network and that I really don’t have a story to tell, my life is just as boring as yours, so the dream of the DrunkenStepfather show being the next Seinfeld may be a little fucking crazy, but the dream of Mischa Barton in a bikini have come true..

Unfortunately for you, she realizes that she’s got a shitty dumpster body and that taking off her shorts would be offensive to all of us. Her hips don’t lie, but if they could they would tell her ass that it’s full and plentiful and that the aren’t disproportionate and awkward as a team….Either way, her dogs will always love her because she feeds them, dogs are loyal like that. I’d like to thank her for her consideration….I learned on the Golden Globes that that’s industry so fuck her and fuck you too. That’s my new line of the night…you like it?

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I was thinking of writing the DrunkenStepfather tv show, I’m not talking about putting cameras in my shitty apartment, I am talking about hiring Horatio Sanz to play me and the bitch from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape to play my wife, line up two unknown sluts with hot bodies to play my stepdaugthers and show me hanging with homeless men, getting wasted with young girls at hipster events, dealing with the impotency my fat wife caused in my life because after being with her the thought of pussy makes my penis play turtle…Everytime I think about fucking, that rotten cheese and tuna sandwich comes back to me. Someone told me you never forget a smell and I hope to hell that’s not ture…

Anyway, I realized that no one would tune into my show, provided I actually sold to a network and that I really don’t have a story to tell, my life is just as boring as yours, so the dream of the DrunkenStepfather show being the next Seinfeld may be a little fucking crazy, but the dream of Mischa Barton in a bikini have come true..

Unfortunately for you, she realizes that she’s got a shitty dumpster body and that taking off her shorts would be offensive to all of us. Her hips don’t lie, but if they could they would tell her ass that it’s full and plentiful and that the aren’t disproportionate and awkward as a team….Either way, her dogs will always love her because she feeds them, dogs are loyal like that. I’d like to thank her for her consideration….I learned on the Golden Globes that that’s industry so fuck her and fuck you too. That’s my new line of the night…you like it?

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There are few things I hate more than this tranny-lookin slut if you don’t know who I am talking about your an idiot, there is one person in these pictures with broad shoulders and huge man feet and that one person is Paris Hilton…I wouldn’t expect you to catch on to that because you’re half retarded and your helmet is blocking your vision…but at least you’re here reading this.

Anyway, one of the things I do hate more than this tranny-lookin slut is Bob Sinclair. This motherfucker makes all the cha-chi anthems for pieces of shit like you to dance to and think is hot. I am talking gelling your hair and putting on a pair of leather pants and a tank top to flex your muscles to in the pit at your local club with girls in $5 halter-tops and miniskirts with no panties. I am all for bitches with no panties, but I get seriously turned off when they are feeling the love generation…

Point of the story is that Paris proves she’s just a useless mainstream bitch following trends, she’s got nothing more to offer than the two girls you saw dancing on the speaker last week. Fuck her and fuck you too….Cuddles.

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Thanks to Zini, I just watched a baby cow sucking on some dudes cock like it was it’s mother’s udder and I feel pretty fucking ashamed of myself because I couldn’t help but think how much this cow was at sucking dick than my fat wife and I even think it weighs less than her, but that’s not the point, the point is that this cow give a better fucking blowjob than Keeley Hazell and Paris Hilton too, which isn’t saying much but I just thought I’d throw it out there. I won’t post the cow video because that’s not the kind of site this is, but you’ll just have to imagine it, which you probably do on already, cuz fucking farm animals is the only thing you can get, they never say no.