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2007

12

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Pussy Preview of the Day

Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard….

I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I never get bored of any girl who shows off her box. I am easy like that. So if you are a girl, take not on that simple fact and send in pics of your box no matter how pretty it is or how mangled it is, I don’t discriminate because I have no standards. This site may be repetitive but it’s always new to me…

Here are some Kardashian pictures from the weekend:

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Hot Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Hayden Panettiere's Hot Shorts of the Day

hayden_architect_top.jpg

Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Shakira at the Grammy’s Performance of the Day

I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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2007

12

Feb

I am – Shakira at the Grammy's Performance of the Day

I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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2007

11

Feb

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Tit from The Break-Up of the Day

Here is one picture of Jennifer Aniston nude in the break-up. I read that there would be a few full nude shots hitting the internet this week from the movie. Hot tits baby…

It’s sunday and I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I was invited to go to some sex trade show that ended up being set up for old trashy married people, the kind of married people where the wife was an ex stripper with her short dyed red hair and her relatively tight ass considering she’s about 5 and the husband was either a biker or a construction worker who thinks he’s a biker with a solid beer belly and leather vest. I walked from dildo vendor to dildo vendor until I saw chaos at the stage. I sat near the back but my lawyer insisted I move closer….We got to the second row only to find out that it was a cheap knock off of the Chip and Dales….I was willing to stay and watch because the dancing was uncoordinated and the 50 year old ex strippers with the tight asses and the gunts were lovin’ it, making it a good time or everyone, but my lawyer thought it was pretty fucking gay…so we left. That’s it for a sunday post.

UPDATE – I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST AND HAVE NO MONEY TO FIGHT BIG MEAN CORPORATIONS WHO SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS SHIT MOVIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME MEDIA ATTENTION, THE ANISTON – VAUGHN RELATIONSHIP ATTEMPT DIDN’T WORK SO WELL FOR THEM AND WHEN IT DOUBT THROW TITS INTO ANYTHING AND IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER….

I Ain’t No Criminal…

UNIVERSAL PICTURES OFFICIALLY KNOWS ME NOW….STEP ONE TO GETTING A MOVIE DEAL….

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2007

11

Feb

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Tit from The Break-Up of the Day

Here is one picture of Jennifer Aniston nude in the break-up. I read that there would be a few full nude shots hitting the internet this week from the movie. Hot tits baby…

It’s sunday and I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I was invited to go to some sex trade show that ended up being set up for old trashy married people, the kind of married people where the wife was an ex stripper with her short dyed red hair and her relatively tight ass considering she’s about 5 and the husband was either a biker or a construction worker who thinks he’s a biker with a solid beer belly and leather vest. I walked from dildo vendor to dildo vendor until I saw chaos at the stage. I sat near the back but my lawyer insisted I move closer….We got to the second row only to find out that it was a cheap knock off of the Chip and Dales….I was willing to stay and watch because the dancing was uncoordinated and the 50 year old ex strippers with the tight asses and the gunts were lovin’ it, making it a good time or everyone, but my lawyer thought it was pretty fucking gay…so we left. That’s it for a sunday post.

UPDATE – I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST AND HAVE NO MONEY TO FIGHT BIG MEAN CORPORATIONS WHO SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS SHIT MOVIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME MEDIA ATTENTION, THE ANISTON – VAUGHN RELATIONSHIP ATTEMPT DIDN’T WORK SO WELL FOR THEM AND WHEN IT DOUBT THROW TITS INTO ANYTHING AND IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER….

I Ain’t No Criminal…

UNIVERSAL PICTURES OFFICIALLY KNOWS ME NOW….STEP ONE TO GETTING A MOVIE DEAL….

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2007

09

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I wrote a post that ripped into the paparazzi for being petty pieces of shit for running after blogs who make no money while making 1/2 million dollars for some shitty video of a dead Anna Nicole.

I just read my comments and this is what was posted:

you are a fruit cake Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm e

Dude. You are a total FRUITCAKE. Without the paparazzi what would your blog be? Get off your moral high horse. The reason your video doesnt sell is its shit. The reason you dont make a cent of your blog is you steal contents from other blogs and you are a fruit cake.

Jesus. You are a bigger trainwreck than ANS
drunken step mom Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:12 pm e

you are only posting this in a vain attempt to drive traffic to your crap blog. Loser. You are SUCH a loser its amazing. Its well known iin the blog community how you stalk other bloggers.

I checked the IP and this is what it said:

Search results for: ! NET-12-158-232-192-1

OrgName: SPLASH NEWS, INC
OrgID: SPLAS
Address: 330 WASHINGTON BLVD
City: MARINA DEL REY
StateProv: CA
PostalCode: 90292
Country: US

NetRange: 12.158.232.192 – 12.158.232.255
CIDR: 12.158.232.192/26
NetName: SPLASH-N22-232-192
NetHandle: NET-12-158-232-192-1
Parent: NET-12-0-0-0-1
NetType: Reassigned
Comment:
RegDate: 2002-10-14
Updated: 2002-10-14

OrgTechHandle: SMITH15-ARIN
OrgTechName: Smith, Kevin
OrgTechPhone: +1-310-821-2666
OrgTechEmail: ksmith@splashnews.com

Funny that he’d call me a stalker…like I was sitting outside your house in a van with a telephoto lens waiting for you to walk outside and get into your car or maybe like I followed you into the grocery store and took pictures of the bags to see what you’re buying so that I can turn around and sell the pics for 20,000 dollars to the media.

I don’t rip off blogs, I rip off message boards.

Love,

Jesus

Now here are my links:

Rosie O’Donnell Dissin’ Anna Nicole Hours Before She Died…
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Flesh Flicks: A Long Time Coming – 17 Minute Porn Clip…
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T-Shirt of the Day
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Cam Girl Doing What Cam Girls Do to a Song I Always Hear at the Stripclub…
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Wounded US Marine Returns Home to Marry…
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Massive Anna Nicole Smith Tribute in Pictures..
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A Little Rappin’ Rodney Video
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A little Duct Tape Ads With Tits
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Scarlett Johansson in Justin’s New Video
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Paris and Britney Surprise…
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Some Dude Humping in Vienna
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Gettin’ Down With Bridget the Midget
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Another Superficial Friends Episode
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Lots of Sexy Galleries from YourDirtyMind
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Elle MacPherson Hasn’t Banged in 2 Years
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This is why I am not into celebrity bloggers
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Jessica Simpson Walks Her Fat Friend
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Andie McDowell Braless
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Some Chick Getting Wet
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Victoria Silvstedt For Italian Vogue
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Fake Anna Nicole Smith Collapse Pic
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Hilary Duff Camel Toe That I Can’t Spot
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I don’t Know What this is From But It’s Funny Mom Erotica…
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Some Dude Flasher gets Lippy With Dr Phil. I missed this Episode…
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A Little Jennifer Anniston Photoshoot Action that Isn’t Hot
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Titty Tassle Action Video
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Rosie O’Donnell Portrait
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Helmet Newton Photography Montage….
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Myspace Girl on Cam
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Donatella Versace on Jimmy Kimmel
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Spray to Get Laid
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2007

09

Feb

I am – Anna Nicole’s Final Video of the Day

I was completely against posting this because it’s all over the news and because I don’t do death content. I wanted to say that I think it’s funny that the same paparazzi people who write cease and desists letters to me crying about how I use their pictures even though I don’t make a fucking cent off this site sold this video for $500,000 dollars. These motherfuckers were giving each other high-fives around the office cuz they had a great earning day. They went for drinks after work then home to fuck their wives all while thinking to themselves “this is what my life is all about and I am fucking awesome”. I know when I post a Britney Sprears cunt shot, I am going to have the motherfuckers on my broke ass crying about how it’s their picture.

Paparazzi are greedy, sleazy pieces of shit that profit off people’s private lives and this is video of a dead woman that they for $500,000 got them all dancing around with their boners, looking for the next person to exploit. Go fuck yourself Splashnewsonline and your $500,000.

If you want to see some of my videos that haven’t made me $500,000 click this link and do the
GOGO

UPDATE – Read the comments, A dude from SplashNews tries to dis me.

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2007

09

Feb

I am – Anna Nicole's Final Video of the Day

I was completely against posting this because it’s all over the news and because I don’t do death content. I wanted to say that I think it’s funny that the same paparazzi people who write cease and desists letters to me crying about how I use their pictures even though I don’t make a fucking cent off this site sold this video for $500,000 dollars. These motherfuckers were giving each other high-fives around the office cuz they had a great earning day. They went for drinks after work then home to fuck their wives all while thinking to themselves “this is what my life is all about and I am fucking awesome”. I know when I post a Britney Sprears cunt shot, I am going to have the motherfuckers on my broke ass crying about how it’s their picture.

Paparazzi are greedy, sleazy pieces of shit that profit off people’s private lives and this is video of a dead woman that they for $500,000 got them all dancing around with their boners, looking for the next person to exploit. Go fuck yourself Splashnewsonline and your $500,000.

If you want to see some of my videos that haven’t made me $500,000 click this link and do the
GOGO

UPDATE – Read the comments, A dude from SplashNews tries to dis me.

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